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2009

08

Dec

Some Coco Pictures She’s Pimpin’ on Twitter of the Day

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Coco was just pimping these pictures on twitter, I’m guessing she knows exactly what she is doing because she’s had an extensive career being pimped by various men soliciting her like the piece of disgusting, genetically modifed meat that she is.

I assume she’s doing this push for these pics becuase she thinks she looks good and is delusional because clearly she’s disgusting but I guess we can’t control what gives people a boner even if the boner is for herself, I can just assume that she likes how these were photoshopped more aggressively than any other picture has ever been photoshopped…it’s like some Guinness World Record shit….

Posted in:Coco|Pictures|Twitter

2009

20

Nov

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures of the Day

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Here’s the Victoria’s Secret fashion show pictures. Now you don’t have to watch the shit when it hits TV, the reason we should boycot the televised version is simply because they are making way too much fucking money off this shit and they are doing it by putting half nude chicks in front of us and we bite because our lives are miserable….but remember if we put these motherfuckers out of business, these models will be out of work and all they know is how to get naked for money…which means good fucking things. I’m not punk rock and I’m not a hippie but I do say FUCK THE MAN because the MAN has fucked us by not letting these girls be the accessible immigrant prostitutes they were destined to be. It is our chance to fight back.

So Ambrosio, Ebanks, Kerr, Iman, Goulart, Barros, Heatherton, Kroes…not that their names matter since they all have one collective name and that name is “SLUT” were all working their panties off and here are the pics…

BONUS THAT MAY NOT BE A BONUS – FERGIE COPYING ALL THE POPSTARS AND ISN’T WEARING PANTS

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fashion Show|Pictures|Victoria's Secret

2009

30

Oct

Heidi Klum in Some Almost Naked Photos of the Day

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Heidi Klum is hot, even after all the damage she’s done to herself, like the whole 4 babies thing and the whole marrying and fucking a big black monster looking guy who probably ravages her on every level because German’s are supposed to hate Black People, unless they are Mili Vanilli at their prime, until they are Milli Vanilli a public embarrassment to the country, you know that whole Aryan race thing, but I guess that all goes out the concntration camp window when your german sexual issues take over your decision making, because I’ve seen German porn and Heidi Klum being German means she does some very insane things in bed by default….

Either way, here are some pics from some book a photographer is putting out about his pics of her.

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Naked|Nipples|Pictures

2009

18

Aug

Karina Smirnoff and Her Obnoxious Love Pictures of Love of the Day

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I probably have no heart, or maybe its no soul, or maybe I just get embarrassed for other people when they act like assholes. I am also disgusted by outrageous displays of affection. I find it horse shit because I know that in my life I’m sure I’ve experienced love, but never have I suggested we go out there and document the shit in some obnoxious Sears portrait.

Over the years, I have been forced to deal with friends and their girlfriends who took on this psycho behavior, where all of a sudden the bitch gets it in her head that they are going to get married and spend the rest of their lives together, where she starts taking him out to buy bed sheets and plates for when they live together, or when she goes so far as to complain about them never having pictures of them together, forcing him to get suited up and pretend he loves her while feeling like a total asshole the entire time. Cuz no man would suggest documenting his love this way….men are more into documenting their love by filming them fucking a bitch up the ass.

Either way, I would tell them that their girls were high maintenance and needed a lot of work and attention and the fact that she wants these photoshoots is a fuckin’ warning sign that your life with her will be all about her. She’s not gonna be the kind of bitch who brings beers out to you and your boys while you’re watching your neighbor’s daughters tanning, she’s the kind of girl who is gonna want 100 percent focus on her at all times and that this is just a glimpse into that cunt behavior that is going to either make you want to kill yourself, or kill her then yourself.

They never listened, I’d be coined a bad influence and they wouldn’t be allowed to see me, I wouldn’t get invited to the weddings, but I would get to see their obnoxious marriage website where these staged loving tacky garbage pictures would be displayed next to the story of how they met and 5 years later while going thru the divorce, they all come crawlin’ back to me cuz I know all the good whores willing to suck dick for an amount someone who just gave a bitch everything he ever had could afford.

Here’s Karina Smirnoff, the hot Dancing With the Stars dancer and her boyfriend/fiance in some staged love pictures to celebrate their love to the world or some shit and they whole thing is trashier than her mail order catalog ad her chose her from…

Posted in:Karina Smirnoff|Pictures|Wedding

2009

11

May

Exxxotica Miami In Picture of the Day

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Exxotica is some Porn conference that goes down twice a year. They don’t have me on their mailing list. They don’t email me inviting to join their festivities. They don’t acknowledge my existence. But I am okay with that, because I wouldn’t have gone if I was invited. What I do know is that the paparazzi raped the fucking event and I have all the pictures, so again, I get to live vicariously through the internet from the comfort of my own couch.

Either way, here’s some further proof that pornstars don’t have to be pretty to be pornstars, they just have to be willing to fuck on camera.

And on a sidenote, Fuck You Exxxotica Miami 2009 for suckin’ dick harder than your attendees.

Posted in:Exxxotica Miami|Pictures|Porn Conference

2009

07

May

Cassie’s Topless Pictures of the Day

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Cassie is some model turned singer turned slut who fucks Diddy who I always thought was kind of hot, until I tried to follow her cunt ass on twitter and I saw that she blocked me. The beef goes back to when I was ripping into Diddy for bringing Chris Brown and Rihanna together in his Miami home by calling him a woman hater or some shit, leading to him issuing a press release and be being blocked on his twitter, cuz dude’s a fuckin’ tough guy.

Either way, Cassie is topless in these pictures, she’s claiming that someone hacked her computer, bullshit, the reality is that these pictures, along with pictures of Rihanna topless were sent to me 6 or 7 months ago up for sale at something like 5k for the set. I tried to get people I know with money to buy in, but I woulda got sued regardless, so I’d rather use any 5k I can squeeze out of people on hookers, booze and cocaine. True story.

What isn’t a true story is that Cassie isn’t doing this for a publicity stunt, that her shit got hacked and that this isn’t all just an internet lie.

Fuck you Cassie and whoever runs your twitter. Fuck you Diddy for being a faggot who doesn’t pay your bills and fuck you wife for not dying in your sleep.

UPDATE – HER OFFICIAL STATEMENT – THAT IS A LIE

The recent personal pictures that have been leaked on the internet of me were hacked and stolen out of my computer. These photos were obviously never intended for the world to see and it’s sad that people would really take time to steal and post them, it’s just evil. At the end of the day breasts are breasts, mine weren’t the first you’ve seen and they won’t be the last… people need to grow up, let’s move on. Thank you.

Cassie

She LEAKED these MONTHS ago. Motherfuckers lying to us all the FUCKING time.


These Assholes know who I am – so I am not risking getting sued by posting these useless pics…So You can Find the Pics of
Cassie Topless HERE

and the other pic of

Cassie Topess HERE

Posted in:Cassie|Pictures|Topless

2009

29

Apr

Shauna Sand Party Pictures of the Day

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I am not going to lie, I have no idea who Paul Heyman is. I did some quick research and found out he was involved in wrestling in the 90s, so that’s the reason why, because wrestling in the 90s is when shit got weird and every guido I knew was up on it in such an obsessed way that it was uncomfortable being around them.

I do know Shauna Sand, so when his people sent me the link to these pictures of the whore in action, rockin’ her sheer lingerie at a club, showing off her busted up nipple from botched implant operation after implant operation, because plastic surgery is what she does in her spare time, and I guess so is showing off her nipples , I had no choice but to steal them….

Unfortunately, I was sent these pictures a good 2 weeks ago, I’m just a real slow mover.

Source: HeymanHustle

Posted in:Party|Pictures|Shauna Sand

2009

15

Apr

Elle Macpherson and Her Vacation Pictures of the Day

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Elle Macpherson is one of the first supermodels I can remember jerking off to in the 80s, like really diggin and jerkin’ off to because I am sure there were many before her, but they remain nameless and she’s the one that stands out in my tattered brain.

Here she is on vacation with her kids and based on the waterskiing, it looks like she’s holding onto the past, because last time I checked, no one fucking waterskis anymore, it’s a thing of the past, dated like neon sun protecting cream, an ancient art and passtime, which is appropriate, because so is Elle Macpherson’s vagina. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..good one.

Posted in:Bikini|Elle Macpherson|Pictures|Vacation

2009

18

Feb

Gisele See Through Pictures of the Day

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Gisele’s losing her edge. There was a time she dated top rated American Actors. Where she was on contract with the number 1 company girls want to model for because it means they are worth fucking. Where the public thought she was one of the hottest working models, but I don’t even know what she’s doing now, and I don’t care. I do know she’s not wearing a bra because showing off your nipple gets you noticed when your career is fading as your penis is becoming more and more obvious.

Posted in:Gisele|Pictures|See Through

2009

13

Feb

Some Jessica Simpson Concert Pictures of the Day

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The funny thing about Jessica Simpson’s weight gain is that shit happened overnight, I mean sure we all saw her struggle with it her entire career, with titties like that, it was just a matter of time before the rest of her followed, but she went from tight to sloppy over the fucking holidays or some shit and that’s some serious binge eating. Sure it’s probably gotta do with her getting older and her metabolism getting slower and maybe with realizing that the Country world is more accepting of you when you look like farm animals or Winonna Judd, but I think it has to do with emotional eating that stems from feeling inadequate, but that’s just because that’s how I like all my girls.

I don’t know why anyone gives a fuck about whether she’s fat or not, or why she’s trying to dress like a fat chick trying to hide the fat chick in her by using fashionable tricks, to make her look skinny, something that always makes me laugh when my wife tries to pull it off, like when she comes to me and says “does this vertical stripped black shirt make me look thin” and I have to tell her than no optical illusion, drug, would make her look skinny, not even fucking blindness would make her look skinny, because his heightened sense of sound would force him to listen to both you choking on your fucking chin, but more importantly getting fatter by the fucking minute.

Here are her concert pics.

Posted in:Concert|Jessica Simpson|Pictures