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2008

Sep

EXXXOTICA NY Pictures of the Day

So I wasn’t able to get one of you into the Exxxotica NY pornstar tradeshow because my email wasn’t working and this site sucks at life and no one takes it seriously, except maybe for the authorities, but that’s yet to be determined, but someone who reads this site went out of his way to get pictures of the event, including shots of the pornstars with fan signs for the site and I have no idea why he did that for the site, but I appreciate original content because it won’t get my ass sued.

Now, I am not a fan of pornstars, I think they are trash and I prefer to get off to peeping on my neighbor across the street getting out of the shower, but I know a lot of you do like porn and that it’s the closest thing you’ve ever had to a long term relationship, so while you are at home feeling sorry for yourself while jerking off to your favorite pornstars that you will never meet because you are creepy and can’t get into events they attend because of that annoying restraining order they issued against you after you sent them one too many letters with one too many pictures of you fucking a rubber vagina molded to their vagina while licking their picture that you have taped to the wall, here are some pictures of EXXXOTICA that went down last week.

Since I hate porn and have no idea who any of these people are – these names be wrong….but I’d like to thank the dude who took these for me and let this be inspiration to all you lazy fucks to send in some fuckin’ pictures and videos for a change….

AJ Khan

Burning Angel

Daniela Victoria

Gina Lynn

Hilary Scott

Krista Ayne??

Penny Flame

Teagan Presley

Tatianna Stone

Some Randoms I Don’t Know….

Hannah Hilton is a Tank..

Some Ron Jeremy Still Goin Strong….

Some Really Bad T-Shirts that Porn Fans at Porn Conventions Wear….

Some Chick in Her Underwear Beating On Some Dude…..

Some Random Shit That Went Down…..

Posted in:Exxxotica|Pictures

2008

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I get a lot of hate because of this bitch and that in and of itself is enough for me to hate her more than I already do. I have been called jealous becaue I have called her useless, lazy, rich kid who is a Paris Hilton copycat who manged to tricked the world into wanting her on TV, making her enough money to buy herself a Bentley, and the entire time I’ve said she’s fat and ugly and people have called me shallow, crazy and gay because if I find this fat I must hate real women even though 80 percent of girls I know aren’t as fat as this tank. I have also been labeled a racist because I say shit like only black guys would fuck an ass like that and that she only dates black dudes cuz their dicks are the only ones that can make their way in past her shitty pussy to bump against her g-spot. I have called her the black man’s urinal and said her sex tape is like watching the animal planet channel and for the record I stand by all I have said about this dumpy attention seeking whore.

Here is Kim Kardashian showing off her fat body in a bikini in some staged lookin’ photos.

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian|Pictures

2007

Nov

I am – Cindy Crawford in Her Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I’ve already posted pictures from this day in Cindy Crawford’s life the other day, but I’ve been really drunk the last few weeks and this type of repetition is a lot better than the shit I pull on a nightly basis, like repeatedly starting fights, repeatedly sexually harassing girls, repeatedly making fun of people, repeatedly introducing myself to the same person 12 times, repeatedly waking up in random places and repeatedly doing the Soulja Boy dance, cuz no one does it quite like me.

I’ve been drinking a lot of vodka lately and since my liver is broken and my digestive system seems broken too, every time I take a shit it smells like fuckin’ vodka and gives me the urge to scoop in and eat the shit to see if it takes off the fuckin’ edge I have from last night.

Speaking of shit. Here’s Cindy Crawford in a bikini, reminding us that everything turns to shit even supermodels we all loved in the 90s become middle-aged soccer moms who have hotter bodies than other middle aged soccer moms, but are still middle-aged soccer moms who will never be 19 years old again and that is one of life’s great tragedies.

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2007

Nov

I am – Alessandra Ambrosio Halloween Pictures of the Day

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So I gave up on the staying locked down shit, it wasn’t working for me and figured if people actually want to kill me, I should just let them try and see what happens. I’m gangster like the suburban kid who shot himself in the leg to tell all his boys that he was shot in a drug war.

This whole daylight’s saving shit is freaking me the fuck out. I went out for my coffee and it was dark outside. I realize that I live in a freezing cold hell and all that shit, but it’s never this dark at 4 pm. But then I realized that Daylight’s Saving time hit and that it wasn’t the apocalypse or anything Will Smith would be trying to save me from in a movie, which was kinda disappointing.

Since my memory is so shot from drinking, I decided to relive last week in this post by throwin’ up these Alessandra Ambrosio pics like all you college kids were throwing up all over your stupid costumes last week. The funniest thing Halloween is how everyone thinks they are so creative with their costumes and when I go through people’s Halloween pictures, everyone wears the same fucking costumes. I guess there’s only 20 concepts people have to choose from and run with, so you see a lot of repeats, like Halloween is Seinfeld and the Playboy bunny is a popular one, so Alessandra may not be all that creative but at least she’s hot and got legs while doing shit a lot better than the 200 pound girl I saw trying to get away with the same fucking costume a couple of days ago. I guess Halloween is a day for dreamin’.

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Halloween|Pictures|Playboy|Unsorted

2007

Sep

I am – Britney Spears Pussy Picture of the Day

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In attempt to right a wrong, Britney Spears has decided to divert all attention from her really shitty career shattering performance by unleashing her cunt to the world. Despite all stereotypes that bloggers are either faggots or virgins, reality is that I know what a pussy looks like and I have seen pussy of all ages, all walks of life, all races, all general health levels and I know that this mess of a box may be waxed and bald but isn’t an actual babyhole. It is the ruins left over from her baby factory ass and her over-eating…so what you see is most likely her gunt, and less likely her labia. Either way, you can look at this shit cross-eyed and pretend it’s the real deal, because it’s not like you’re doing much else right now.

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