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2018

28

Jun

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bikini Vacation Cameltoe Continues of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow is off showing off her old lady body in a bikini – including some cameltoe in a bikini – even though there is supposed to legally be a cut off age for when people are allowed to wear bikinis.

I will never understand why 46 year olds think they are hot, or have the right to be nudists or in bikinis, because they are comfortable with their sloppy old bodies, but it happens all the time, especially with the old lady who does fitness and eats well to stay skinny enough, despite having an old fucking body.

I have always found Gwyneth Paltrow disgusting….even at her Brad Pitt Prime…and continue to…

I don’t care about her bullshit lifestyle brand people hype up like it matters because she’s a fucking rich kid who got hooked up.

I don’t care about seeing her arrogance in a bikini.

I don’t understand why her husband is so horny for her in all the pics…

I guess he’s got his own bag of sexual dysfunctions that lead him to Gwyneth’s pussy hole…he’s probably a Coldplay fan or some shit…and this is a way into molest Chris Martin…..

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2018

27

Jun

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bikini Porn with her Husband of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow’s in a bikini, because of course she is…she’s got to show the world that there is life after 45…and in order to push her personal brand Goop she needs to do things that would be aspirational to her fans…like looking fit on a yacht with her younger husband…so glamourous…thank god she was born into a rich and connected family, that allowed her to create her celebrity…..

The highlight of the post is that can practically see her mom pussy that you know she’s been steaming…bedazzling the vaginas…and does foreskin facials…and all the other nonsense she pretends to do for her fans…because it’s all part of her running a lifestyle brand.

I didn’t find her hot when she was at her hottest and I don’t find her hot now…but she’s in a bikini and you can practically see her pussy…so look.

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2017

21

Nov

600 Year Old Gwen Stefani in Marie Claire

Gwen Stefani Marie Claire

Wanna know what the world has seen enough of?
Tranny, who was married to a Tranny lover, and now dating an old beat up drunken cowboy with a lot of money who I guess could never admit he’s gay, even though he seems pretty fucking gay to me, in the Brokeback Mountain way….and I guess with the choice in pussy he makes…

AKA

Gwen Stefani….

From a young age, her ripped abs and musculature made me uncomfortable while trying to sexualize her, and whenever I’d meet a guy who would call her hot, he was either a bro who thought any girl was hot, you know the he’d fuck anything kind of guy….or a closet case..

Yet she still exists, still tries to market and publicity stunt herself, half naked in Marie Claire

She’s also looking weird pre-taping Macy’s performance

Because she’s a dude.

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2010

27

May

Unfortunately Trying To Look Up Gwenyth Paltrow’s Skirt of the Day

I have no standards or self control…I can’t help myself…i know she is ugly….but I can see up her skirt….I know I never understood why celebrities like Brad Pitt and other dudes were dating her…I figured it was a PR thing cuz there was a time she was at the top of her game…I knew it wasn’t for her looks cuz she looks like some kind of fucking muppet…but she’s flashing her ass cheek, showing off a bit of her mommy parts…and as disgusted as I am by it…I am sucked in….I’ve made this my life…and I can’t turn my back on an upskirt now…even though I should, just be thankfully it is only one picture.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2010

30

Apr

Ugly Gwenyth Paltrow Thanks Nepotism for her Career of the Day

I never found Gwenyth Paltrow hot. So when she married her Coldplay singer and went into hiding in order to live her hippie bullshit fake-intellectual artist life. I was happy….

But apparently Gwenyth Paltrow has crawled out of her cave and started to make appearances because she’s in Iron Man 2…..like any hippie bullshit fake-intellectual artist would…

Today she was on The View wearing this outfit where she was talking about how she trained 6 days a week for 1.5 hours a day and watched what she ate in preperation for this outfit and the funny thing is that I don’t think it would make a difference, cuz fat or not bitch is only getting work and only has a career cuz of her connected family members, so she’s should stop bothering trying and accept the fact that skinny or not she’s still ugly….a last name goes a long way…and apparently so does this Iron Man franchise cuz everyone is freaking out about the shit and really who gives a fuck or get excited about this shit…or about her…cuz she’s old, washed-up and ugly and in shorts…good times.

Pics via Bauer

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