Here’s a new drinking game, only because everything is a drinking game to me, except actual drinking games, because I hate participating with people, playing along with people, even if I have won every single game I have ever played, without trying, because people are either idiots…or I am a superior intelligence, who has chosen to drink away my life, because there’s no point in becoming a billionaire….even though billionaires, like Hilary Duff’s ex husband, who along with being a billionaire…is also a well paid pro hockey player…because I guess when you’re a billionaire your family can hire the right coaches for you…get to fuck Hilary Duff..

I am not hugely into her big thighs, but I am very into how much she can shove into her back pockets, she’s like a military or first responder…only with iphones and wallets and whatever else is in there…and you know how I feel about first responders and their utility belts…coupled with rich as fuck girls…who just like having their hands free….but I prefer bare asses.

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

Attention walmart shoppers…Hilary Duff is s boring, thick, 30 something year old mom…who probably has weird sexual fetishes that she would shock the people who grew up watching her, like Taylor Swift, you know into Double Penetration or gangbangs from her years in the lockeroom as a soccer wife, or maybe she’s just into suffocating other girls with her pussy…it’s a power play….but I know in the depth of my soul, that there’s more to this young mom, homemaker, billionaire…than just a wholesome sweater vest or whatever the fuck she’s wearing in what looks like this church going, bible thumping, parent teacher association magazine spread…that I guess her and her team probably think is more marketable than a sex tape featuring her fetishes…because like most people, keep the fetishes secret until you match them on tinder…and the public image respectable…until you match them on tinder…

BOOO to that…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

Hilary Duff is old, fat, or as she likes to call her 160 pound body, fit….it’s muscle mass from her 400 pound deadlifts and squats she does with her ex husband’s hockey trainer, to get strong on the outside, to help her get strong on the inside in her recovery…as these famous people, even those who don’t do that much anymore, but who were famous as kids, have a lot of emotional issues that I am sure they let all their friends know about, seeing as their friends are on payroll and not quite friends at all, but more “I get to hang with Hilary Duff, I’m so Lucky, I can’t ruin this, I like to go on great trips, I’ll just be so fun, easy going, on my best behavior so I get invited back”….groupies…people love fame…but I guess those groupies aren’t as creepy as the ones who have followed her since she was 16 in everything she did as she built her Stuff By Hilary Duff billion dollar empire…and don’t care that she’s 30 now, they still crave her pussy..

Well, those are the people I talk to, I write for, I do this for…the kind of people..who are so socially awkward, I’d be terrified to hang out with, but wouldn’t really have to deal with that awkwardness, because they’d be too busy locked in the basement jerking off to this chubby girl with cream on her face that they can pretend is their cum….pervert weirdos…so crafty in their weirdness..

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

Hilary Duff fans fucking love Hilary Duff. They are most likely the people who still read blogs like DrunkenStepfather that talk about people like Hilary Duff or any of these other sluts like they are newsworthy, like they matter, in some fan boy shit, even if I’m just trying to call the motherfuckers out for being garbage…

She was the 16 year old, daughter of a stagemom, who went Disney and became a huge brand….and the only interesting thing that’s ever happened with her, besides her thick fit sturdy body…was when she was married to a Canadian billionaire who played pro Hockey, because I imagined her as the puck slut getting railed in the lockerroom after the games, and it made her squeaky, possibly scientology reputation more appealing..

Now she’s in Glamour Mexico….and it’s not very exciting..but it is Hilary Duff everyone…that’s all the excitement we need…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

Hilary Duff ruined a perfect instagram whore “look at my ass”…but “this pic isn’t for you to look at my ass” opportunity.

I’m sure you’ve seen it before, it’s the knock knock joke of instagram…that you can sometimes jerk off to…where this half wit retard half naked sluts on instagram take a picture of their “hair cut”..or “their new shirt”…but as an excuse to post their ass….

You know, so that when it gets deleted from instagram, they can say “I just posted a picture of my hat, why would they delete me”….bitch we could see your pussy in that pic….we’re onto your subtle attempt to get likes…because all we’re looking at is your fucking ass..

Only when Hilary Duff does it she crops out her ass…

Is it because she genuinely wants you to see her braid, in her trailer, it’s relatable…or is she not happy with her ass….or is it because she’s cock teasing you, knowing you want to see her ass, leaving you wanting more…that’s what I assume it is…it’s gotta be…it could just be bitch showing a braid..she wouldn’t do the look back pose for that..

Either way, Hilary Duff fans are creepy as fuck…so they’ll like her anyway she comes…enough to cum….perverts

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

If you’ve seen any pictures of Hilary Duff and her post pregnancy body…one sturdy enough to handle the whole hockey team railing her for her husband to jerk off to in the corner…you’d assume she’d spend her days doing squats…and I guess she wanted to give you a glimpse into how she gets those thighs…and the funny thing is that she’s still got her pervert fanbase that used to jerk off to her when she was under 18 and her parents had sold her to the entertainment industry…it’s like they’ve all watched her grow up and they’ve aged with her and still have that buring desire to eat her asshole while she chokes them out with those thighs…you know watermelon crushers….

The whole thing is creepy…but not as creepy as her egging it on…instead of just sitting on top of her money and chilling…she wants you jerk off…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

Hilary Duff doesn’t only have thick, sturdy, hockey ex-wife legs used to take the whole team to build morale…

She’s also got nipples that her babies, including her spoiled brat man-child husband who you know cheated on her all the time on the road, as these Athletes do…probably sucked on…nipples that you probably wish you could suck on…but never will because she’s too busy for you, her super fan….because you’re creepy and she’s out getting botox and being a billionaire…

These things happen.

CLCK HERE – TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER LOOKIN’ HOT – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

Hilary Duff, possible scientologist but definite thick puck slut turned mom…who I assume fucked her boyfriend up the ass with a hockey stick…like it was Hockey Initiation…because dude was a billionaire and only played hockey for the lockerroom antics….is posing with her ass in the air with some puppies..

And she’s wearing a tight black dress….showing off those thighs…what the fuck is this…

I wonder how many of her core fanbase of perverts are jerking off to this shit liek she was still Lizzy Maguire.but not really…because I just assume all dudes jerk off all the time…I see it sent to me on snapchat because they think I’m a fucking woman…for some fucked up reason….and thinking about perverts jerking off to anything, including but not limited to Stuff by Hilary Duff…is pretty fucking homo.

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

Hilary Duff is thick as fuck…..and she’s in a bikini, rocking what I assume is fake tits, but who cares all tits are tits, that’s the beauty of tits…

It’s just like a recently divorced, rich as fuck, child star, turned mom, to go out there half naked for her very loyal fucking fans…the ind of fans you’d want a retraining order against, to feel like she’s still got it…

And as someone who calls skinny girls fat, to piss off fat girls who are fat, and skinny girls who aren’t as skinny as the girl I call fat, I will say she’s looking strong, the kind of strong I’d want to wrestle, Ideally getting a headlock between her thighs, where she makes me head explode like a watermelon, because after experiencing that, I’d have lived enough, seen all I needed to see, ready to throw in the towel..

And I’m not even a Hilary Duff or a sturdy girl fan…but for some reason, I reason I call morbidly obese wife, I am right now…

TO SEE HILARY DUFF IN A BIKINI and LOOKING HOT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

Chunky mom, possible Scientologist, Hilary Duff, figured out her angle and the way to crop her shitty selfies that allow us to focus on what she’s good at….her singing career..

I guess this is the plight of a Divorcee, when not promoting dating apps she is probably an investor in, she’s posting the titty selfies because all girls post tittty selfies…while all perverts like me look on…

I don’t think slutty selfies is a bad thing, I like them and I don’t thinking calling them out for doing what they are doing should be confused with me caring…

It’s more like – Hey look at that famewhore, she’s got good tits, I wonder what she’s promoting…

And less actually remember this moment happened…

It’s a useless as you’d think…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW