2015
27
Aug
So….Hilary Duff has a massive ass and legs that black guys, and apparently pro hockey players and her fan base that used to jerk off to her in the 90s still jerk off to, because they like when the pussy they fuck with gets older and older and older….because when the pussy you jerk off to ages……it feels like your relationship is real…like she’s actually your wife and not just your fantasy wife…because you’re that lonely…
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2015
17
Jun
I think both Hilary Duff and I have decided that her best feature is her lips…because before noticing her lips yesterday…she was just some thick legged mom who was famous as a teen and riding that rich as fuck…into the sunset…but now…she’s lips…maybe the wrong set of lips that I normally like staring at…I have a spread pussy, even with mom pussy, fetish…..but she’s an actor, and these idiots need to play it safe so that America doesn’t turn their back on them…so these lips will do.
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2015
16
Jun
If you watch this on mute, you can imagine the recently divorced, woman in her sexual prime who already has a kid so you know she likes creampies, demonstrating how she’d rock your dick in her mouth, like she was still in the Disney Executive offices negotiating another season of whatever show she was on….back when she got famous….
If you don’t watch this on mute, you may want to punch her in the face.
Here is her ass in Booty Shorts…
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2015
01
Jun
Every girl loves Doggy Style, but this kind of Doggy style is not the doggy style that people like…it’s more the doggy style that makes me want to smear my asshole with peanut butter for her to lick it off, which is really what doggy style should mean, rather than just being on all fours….because it is more representative of what you sick fucks do with your dogs while you jerk off cuz they can’t tell on you…
Either way, degrading Hilary Duff isn’t my dream, I don’t really like the whole degrading women, locking them in the cage in the basement, feeding them sparesely so they lean up, and marrying them in my own cult ceremony….is just not my thing…
But I still don’t mind her tongue….that I know she’s using to get some attention now that she’s recently divorced and exploring new things…
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2015
29
May
Hilary Duff is promoting a new album. This is what happens when a mom of one gets a divorce…at really any age, you know focusing on either her career, or trying to get as much male attention as possible by getting naked, half naked, putting on a push up bra, and hitting the night clubs or party scene, to fill the void that is her vagina, thanks to spending a solid few years in what is pretty much prison, even if that prison involved cheating on your significant other on a regular basis….is still a fucking prison because you have to deal with the motherfucker…
Anyway, she’s still got it going on, but she may want to look into a new graphic designer, because this shit looks bootleg and from the back of something you’d pick up in China town…but you’ll still jerk off to it because…you’re weird.
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2015
08
May
Nothing like a video of Hilary Duff’s old made up face…with massive red lips…begging her fans to buy her bullshit..by setting up a funding round that involves pre-ordering the album and getting your name in the booklet of what I assume is a CD…even though no one used CDs anymore….
I mean, she’s rich as fuck and probably shouldn’t be doing tacky desperate tactics like this…but we can blame it on her being recently divorced and a single mother…with a baby worth billions of dollars on top of her fortune…meaning she could fucking put out this album for fucking free…self fund that shit like an actual artist who believes in her art…give it away for free because you actually want to give your fans something, but then again they are Hilary Duff fans, and probably deserve to be raped, because clearly they are retards…
“Please put my name in your booklet Hilary Duff…because you appreciate me…and have absolutely nothing to do with any of this…but your team does and that’s practically you”…
Go fuck yourself…that’s what I am trying to say here…go fuck yourself…and I’ll put your fucking name in the booklet…
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2015
24
Apr
Shape Magazine is notorious for photoshopping the shit out of the celebrities they pretend are in shape enough for their magazine…because it sells copies..
So here is Hilary Duff looking like a Real Doll….
Remember Shape magazine is the same magazine that feautred Oprah..and we know how Oprah turned out…not in fucking Shape..even when she was in the best shape…
So we can assume this is as much real Hilary…as the pill of print out of Hilary you jerk off to..
That Lizzy Maquire…she’s so seductive…
All this to say, I like recently divorced women when the pick up where they left up an start their hustle again…new beginnings in their 30s…so slutty..
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2015
19
Mar
There is something about celebrity hair scandals that make me laugh. I get that the whole reason these people exist is because the general public take a vested interest in them and make them important figures for whatever reason, all because they were on TV or in shitty movies, leading to a life of what is this person up to, and who is that person dating, and really the whole thing is pathetic on all of your part…and more so…pathetic on my part because I follow this shit, to make fun of this shit, because I feel we are all doomed and I blame popculture for that…but I’ve come to terms with my level of pathetic…and still I can’t figure out how Hilary Duff dying her hair blue in her midlife recently divorced scientologist crisis…is news…
Blogs are wriitng about it, people are freaking out, ravers and hipsters are like “we were doing htis 3 years ago even the jenners did it already, where the fuck was Hilary Duff in all this, oh right, being a married mom pushing 30″…
I mean if anyone is talking about this, it should be about how the trend is officially dead, old ladies are up on it, like it was Facebook…
But instead…they think it’s awesome..and unless you’ve got a fetish for blue haired Disney Stars that are rich, but still washed up…and this talks directly to your penis..and you can’t control yourself…you have no excuse for bringing this bullshit up…
TO SEE A BUNCH OF HILARY DUFF LOOKING HOT PICS CLICK HERE
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2015
16
Mar
Hilary Duff is a mom who has been working out aggressively the last few years. I pay attention to my Scientologists…and like to keep on top of what they are up to…
Well, like other scientologists before her, she has recently ended things with her baby daddy billionaire hockey player, because I guess she’s incapable of maintaining relationships or holding a family together….
But she is very capable of posting bikini pics, celebrating her mom body at 30, because she can…and I guess that’s the only skill anyone really needs….
That’s all I have to say about that
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2015
03
Mar
Hilary Duff is recently divorced, or getting a divorce and people are all excited about that, because I guess they think they have a chance with her, or maybe they are more into girls they once jerked off to when they are a mom and divorcee because – what the fuck is wrong with you – divorcees are only good when you meet them in a hotel bar, or on tinder, when they are out there ready to get their fuck on, and I can assure you that this thick Scientologist, is not about to get her fuck on with you…
But she will wear short shorts in a porno for girls magazine that is the foundation of Sex and The City…and more importantly, giving girls tips on giving rim jobs…or whatever the fuck Cosmo is spewing these days..
You could always just google pics of her at 19 when she was a little fresher, less expired, prime…but these pics happened anyway…
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