Hilary Duff is a new fetish to me…Older thick and muscular mom…all sturdy…who was once a hot teen actor…who I didn’t care about then…but all of a sudden find myself checking her social media once a week for at least a titty shot or butt shot….

And in being a new fetish, she’s given me a new fetish, and that’s coffee on the tits in a white shirt….my god…it’s perfect…like a hangover shit all over the white underwear that is her chest…with the sweet nutty smell of coffee…brilliant…

That’s all I have to say about that….I’m too busy taking it all in..

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We call this snapchat filter – Titty Stretch Marks because it makes them stretch marks on them mom tits – that were stretched out as a parasite caused her to fill up with milk and then tried to suck them dry…until succeeding…and I’ve had parasites and know it’s a fucking mess…really pop.

You know the back and white contrast making a roadmap on her tits that I’d like to navigate…not because I am a Hilary Duff jailbait fan, but because I am a new recruit and I like how strong her legs and ass are…strong enough to handle a hockey team…in the locker room…during initation…it’s how she met her husband…as you know, a classic college aged romance….with a lot more money and issues from being exploited as a child..

And the real question is – what happened to Haylie Duff…it’s like she died…oh…I just googled her and she’s on TV with a cooking show, I mean that’d make sense since her face was so weird, she’d have to trick men with good meals…not that this is about Haylie duff, she’s just always trying to get a piece of anything her baby sister’s involved in…the other sibling..always the worst..

Here’s Hilary leaving the gym…all strong assed in leggigns…

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I posted an EDITED SERENA WILLIAMS TWERK VIDEO that I spent hours slaving over, trying to figure out how to make it just right for my amazing fans, because you deserve the best…and by hours I mean 3-7 minutes on imovie…but you deserve the best, so long as the best isn’t the actually best, just more than your low expectations, depressing existence expects…

So I assume that you don’t like twerking, or you don’t like big manly black she’s a man girls twerking…but maybe Hilary Duff and her muscular fit ass is more your vibe…because Hilary Duff fans are creepy and loyal…

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Hilary Duff wore a t-shirt showing off her ripped stomach and not entirely ripped in a fitness way, although she is muscular and those could be abs, but ripped in a mom who’s stomach was stretched the fuck out and is hanging off her in a way that only a mom can appreciate – the beauty of sacrificing yourself for your child…and for every husband to look at in disgust asking “where did my wife go”….unless you’re lucky and find a nice elastic bitch who bounces back…

I was never a Hilary Duff fan when she was young, fit, famous and at the top of her game, you know when all the groupies were created….I’ve only got into her in recent years, because I love her thick legs and ass, it’s a recent fetish of mine that I don’t understand – but that is luckily everywhere I look – because people are all hormonally fucked up and sugar loaded and thick…but mom body….this is new for me…and for some reason…a reason I call her pussy probably looking a lot worse off than the stomach because it took the real hit..I am fascinated by everything going on in these pics…

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Hilary Duff posted a snap of her in a bikini – where she’s strategically using her arm to push out them tits together so that her cleavage looks substantial for her fans to jerk off to…but I have a feeling her fans are too weird to even jerk off to her…they probably jerk off to weird throat fucking porn – while Hilary Duff is their princess, their queen, their soul, their life, their everything – that pure and innocent beacon of hope….that they’d never jerk off to – because they hate their moms who are overbearing, and they hate women for ignoring them and not fucking them…but Hilary Duff…that bitch is their queen..

And here’s her ass in leggings….so round and juicy and thick….

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The best meme of the weekend and a reminder than I can’t keep up with the internet – because people in all different timezones are online all day and they are following celebs on social media and they have access to the same paparazzi pics I do…making me pretty fucking obsolete, but the good news is that I already knew it…was well aware as I was sitting in my basement apartment, mold filled palace built of internet money that allows me to coast these golden years …

So someone took her funny tweet and posted it over the picture in question – and it was simple, elegant and made it real…it tied it all together like a masterful dance my use of the internet just couldn’t pull off because I don’t think in terms of social media – I hate social media hence why I am on a sinking shit…but at least I’m here to write captivating commentary on Hilary Duff Sucking Corn, it’s a wholesome midwestern fetish, but dudes love all phallus based mouth on dick like things…and Hilary Duff in and of herself is a fetish of her own to her fans…so here it is.

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Hilary Duff is the kind of girl who has the weirdest fans, probably the social awkward kind who have gone through a series of therapy their entire lives to try to integrate them into society – but their ADD and obsessive compulsive disorders brought on by autism – are committed to this bitch….

She can be 300 pounds, or have a dick, and they’d still be committed to her, ready to marry her, waiting for her, just weirdo superfans – you know who don’t ever evolve…because that’s scary…

Well, Hilary Duff got hit by mosquitos and I figure since her fans jerk off to anything she does, they might as well go at this mosquito bite porn – or better – ZIKA porn…always innovating Hilary Duff / forcing her fan to dig into weird places for new orgasms to her…

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Hilary Duff posted a picture of her and a bra – and this is the kind of thing that can cause accidents -or at least her weirdo fans to call in sick for work, assuming they have jobs, they probably don’t, they probably are in their 40s and live in some halfway house for autistics who really love Lizzy McGuire or whatever the show she was on is called….which means their will be a lot of scary yelps as that group of nerdy socially awkward weirdos beat the fuck out of their dicks to this – but assuming they are the people I think they are – they’ve already seen this pic – they follow her every Hilary Duff move…creepy..

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Hilary Duff in bikini bottoms is a lot of fun….this happened the other day and I am just seeing the pictures now – and there’s something about her that I find exciting….and I’m not even a Hilary Duff fan from when she was jailbait, I am a new recruit – despite everything my internal dialog tells me on a daily basis – including but not limited to “moms in their 30s are beat up – look for 18 year olds in fitness gear” –

I really like her sturdiness. I like the round ass, the strong legs, the fact that she looks like she could carry me around – which is something a man like me, with a stroke on the way finds sexy in a woman – because I need to get from the bed to the wheel chair somehow….why not do it with a personal porter shaped like a Disney Star from the 90s…

Not to mention…she’s built like a fucking tank, which means she can take some pretty aggressive hardcore ass fucking sex…she looks like she’s a cross fit girl who’s WOD can be squatting on my face 1000 times for best time….she’s just the strong man with a vagina..can clench that vagina harder than average skinny girls can clench…because if you’ve fucked skinny girls you’ll know they are easier to fist than girls built like DUFF…who has fat and muscle acting like a butt plug..without using a butt plug…hell you can add the fucking butt plug to the mix….because thicker is actually tighter.. even after shitting out kids…and shredding said vagina to hell…

She’s good…but I could just be overreacting….and if I am…I can’t imagine what actual Hilary Duff fans are thinking. They must be losing their fucking shit.

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Hilary Duff is one sturdy bitch….so sturdy that she divorces her husband and took him back because she needs a Hockey player to fuck her the right way – slamming her into the walls and shit…

These are some bikini videos, I don’t know why, what they are for, but her big mom tits are in them and for Hilary Duff fans, aka some serious creeps…why isn’t an issue, just celebrating that they happened is…

Take them in…

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