My theory is that there is no way anyone would wear this kind of carpet/blanket in public unless they were trying to cover up a fat uterus….I mean the timing is right she’s been married for at least a year…but her husband’s a homosexual hockey player so babies don’t make sense…unless of course it’s one of his teammates baby which is possible cuz there’s no team building like letting your team fuck your wife….

Sure this is all speculation…but sometimes make belief is better than reality…

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Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff doing the low level celebrity publicity stunt where they hold two melons up against their chest like they are a set of novelty tits. We’ve been down this road, it’s been done before, Tila Tequila Did It , Heidi Montag Did It , even Traci Bingham did it….

I guess it’s good to see Hilary Duff in the company of such bottom feeding trash, it only means one thing and that’s Sex Tape Coming Soon, unfortunately both her and her husband are billionaires, so that may not happen at all, not to mention her husband is more into dudes to spend the time needed to fuck her, hence why she’s doing the melon tit hustle, but we’re all allowed to have dreams.

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I don’t know what’s happening to Hilary Duff, maybe it’s just the angle, but it looks like she may be growing breasts. Maybe she’s finally hit puberty, or maybe she’s wearing a push-up bra, or maybe she’s been laying so low profile cuz she bought herself implants, which I doubt cuz her husband is one of those “in it for the lockerroom comradery” jocks, gay to the core, disguised in jacked up testosterone and initiation hazings and by default is into her looking as manly and broad shouldered as possible for him to fuck, unless he’s using her as bait to lure his teammates in, in which case it all makes sense…

All this to say I’m digging this stuff by Duff….

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Hilary Duff brought her serious body to the Tattoo Removal Clinic. I assume she had the name of another hockey boyfriend on her cunt…and that was making her husband Jealous…not cuz he wants to be the only hockey name next to her cunt…not because he wants to be the only one inside her cunt…cuz he’s a firm believer that in order to make a strong team, you need to let the boys your fantasize in the lockeroom while showering, who you try to instigate initiation hazing rituals with even though they aren’t new to the team, fuck your wife, cuz it’s the only way you’ll get to see their hard cocks….but cuz she got to her ex hockey cock before he did….

Yes, I am calling Hilary Duff’s husband gay, especially for Hilary Duff’s ex hockey boyfriend…half their relationship is spent talking about how he used to fuck her….

All pro athletes are. Everyone knows that.

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I’ve seen girls in action….I know how they are…All kissing each other on the lips and grabbing each other’s tits like it aint a thing…all doing it for attention….pretending it’s just all cutesy and shit…knowing dudes are loving it…without realizing the kind of dude the internet produces and that your digital camera and webcam is your weapon that’s gonna land you raped or craigslist killed.

People have this misconception about the internet and forget that it attracts all the freaks. They think it is safe cuz all their friends are on it. They don’t get that it is where all the weirdos are. They don’t get that they are mining your information. They don’t get that they are using the internet to control you. It’s a scary fucking thing…and here you are slutting out on it with pics of you college girls for me to masturbate to…

Remember kissing the cheek in picture is the gateway kiss to Girls Gone Wild kissing the pussy in exchange for a GGW hat.

Here’s Hilary Duff toying with the idea of internet slutting.

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Yeah…Hilary Duff and her thickness is boring….Yeah…she got married to a hockey playing billionaire….and pretty much died to me…her back got hthick and masculine cuz hockey playing billionaires only play pro hockey cuz they like the locker room…meaning that her pussy is used in all the team building initiation events… while homie jerks off…but even though she’s passed around like a Lizzy McGuire trading card or stuff by Hilary Duff panties at a pedophile convention…and I love sluts who get passed around, she still bores me…but for some reason I am posting the pictures anyway….a reason I don’t understand…but assume it’s gotta do with the marketing machine behind her that’s got me brain washed.

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Here’s Hilary Duff with a bag strap between her tit….proving that despite her billionaire husband’s hockey locker room wishes….she’s hasn’t quite turned into a man yet.

I don’t know fashion but I do know there’s something amazing about a satchel when it gently caresses a breast…you know when it gets between the shit like a cock about to titty fuck the bitch…pushing the breast out…making it look bigger and fuller…better than any underwire bra…but then again…maybe I look into these thing a little too much…and a blame spending too much time on college campuses, pretending to be a student, in hopes of landing experimental pussy…it never quite worked out that way…but at least the scenery kept me entertained…

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I am a pretty inconsistent person. Some people have said that I am unstable, schizo, a sociopath, bipolar and a lot of other shit, but really it’s none of that, sometimes I dig a thick bitch with a thick ass, it’s all womanly and I want to bury myself inside her uterus like I was her husbands semen fertilizing her eggs….but this isn’t a biology class….

Sometimes, I point and laugh at her thickness she accumlated to deal with her homosexual hockey husband in the lockerroom telling stories about Hilary to lure his teammates home to initiate her pussy and the new teammates while he masturbates in the corner….other times I like the fact that she’s a dirty little puck slut who likes to accommodate.

Either way, I am feeling these pics….she’s lookin hot, or maybe I am I just horny….who knows…

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Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff proving that leather pants lose their appeal when you wear a shirt that goes down to your knees like a pale skinned fat girl at the water park who doesn’t want to get burned or show the world her digusting fucking body…..

Who cares about Hilary Duff, her hockey marriage or the fact her pussy and ass are used to boost team morale by getting gangbaned when not being used for new player initiation when not being used by her husband by dressing it up as one of the players to help get her husband off….

What’s really interesting is that if you look close enough you’ll see her sister Haylie “Bottomfeeder” Duff in what looks like a see through shirt way back in Hilary’s shadow, which I guess is where she’s most comfortable…cuz sometimes when you get the shitty genetics in the family, it’s best to ride the coatails….and the fact that she knows her place makes me think she also knows how to fuck well – overcompensating from a lifetime of feeling inadequate is always good times.

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Not only did Hilary Duff bring out new tits and thick back her husband who got into Hockey cuz he loved the locker so much he decided to excel at the sport so that it would never end….you know the kind of guy who recruited her to be his wife to lure his hockey buddies into his bedroom by sharing her…you know these jocks and their team building..

Apparently, she also wrote a book and Kimmel decided to read the “erotic” exerpt at the end of the book, that can give you some ideas on how this bitch likes her Romance novels, but I think it’s safe to assume she didn’t write it at all, she’s just the face of it, cuz that’s what a billion dollar brand allows you to do…just ask the Olsen Twins…

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