Not having a stable site is driving me crazy. It really made me want to rape the shit out of something, to regain my confidence and feel like I’m still in control…It’s a mental thing…I looked at my dog and he wasn’t really doing it for me…so I stuck my dick in a pumpkin an eager kid left out for Halloween ten days early.I found it on his porch and figured why not keep things seasonal…without really thinking how traumatized he will be when he sees the mushy mess I made when he wakes up….or really even thinking that I coulda got caught…

Unfortunately after climaxing inside the thing, I realized that it’s not rape when you fuck an inanimate object without consent…it’s just fucking an inanimate object…and now I feel like an idiot…

Speaking of rape, here are pictures of Hilary Duff and her new tits. I wonder if she’s just fat, or if she got implants, or if she’s pregnant with a baby that she will pretend is her gay Hockey Player boyfriends, even though it could be anyone from his team, since he uses her to build team morale and to have a reason to get his teammates hard….except him cuz he only fucks her up the ass.

I don’t know what happened to her face…but I can only assume it is a result of those hockey initiation parties….

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I guess Hilary Duff’s husband is on the road, or maybe she is, because she’s finally been allowed to sleep out of her men’s briefs she’s been wearing since they started dating as it allows him to live out his homo hockey lockerroom fantasy, and slip into a tight little dress, showing off her body well enough to let me ignore her broad, masculine back she’s built up to help her husband live out his hockey lockerroom fantasy, and stare at her tits, that she didn’t strap down for him to live out his hockey lockerroom fantasies….

Jocks are weird and so is the pussy they fuck….you know trying to adapt to their “always around dudes” needs….so here’s Hilary Duff lookin good enough for me to pretend she doesn’t strap on a 14 inch black cock to make a bitch out of her man, and focus on the goods that may not be so good anymore…but that are good enough…

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Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff loading the car, which is probably a nice change of pace from loading her husbands ass with various household objects…..

I don’t know if Hilary Duff still counts as a celeb you want to fuck, you know with the whole marrying a Hockey Player and taking on a workout regime that leaves her broad enough for his Locker Room fantasies, I mean provided he doesn’t already live them out by having his teammates bang her as he jerks off in the corner….but I figure she does, since she hasn’t had a kid yet…but when she does, it’ll be safe to say she’s officially over as she sits on her pig bile of billionaire money….

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Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff’s little muscular tits in a bra and tight shirt for those of you who have been keeping track of her slow transition into having a back masculine enough for her husband to stare at while he fucks from behind visualizing his teammates, I mean when he’s not fucking her in the locker room with his teammates, cuz you can’t have a homosexual locker tendencies and not be willing to pass your wife around like initiation day….

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I am totally uninterested in Hilary Duff. Not because she’s married, that shit never stops me from wanting to fuck any chick, because I know if played right, every chick is down to fuck….but because she doesn’t look good anymore. I don’t know what kind of abuse her billionaire heir/pro hockey playing husband and his team put her thru, but she’s a fucking battered wreck that would lead me to think hockey stick insertion is part of the equation….sure, it could be the just the common Got Married and gave the fuck up strategy….but I like to think it involves gangbangs.

I’m only posting these pictures cuz she looks like a hooker when pulling money out at the ATM, even if hookers never pull money out at ATMS, unless it’s with stolen bank cards….

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Some people like to fuck doggystyle, Hilary Duff likes to fuck Hockeystyle, and those of you who aren’t Canadian and not familiar with Hockey players or their homosexual tendencies, it goes a little something like this, bitch gets thrown to the ground and the lockeroom of men take turns entering her, until they race with each other to shower her in cum, before giving each other high fives in the shower together, laughing about how they taught that bitch a lesson, without realizing how fucking gay the shit was….It goes back to their early hockey days when their molesting coaches urged them to shove hockey sticks up new recruits in the least gentle of ways….

So it’s nice to know Hilary Duff likes to get banged the fuck up while getting banged the fuck up…no matter how gay it may be for her billionaire Leon’s Furniture heir Pro hockey playin’ husband….

Good Times….

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Hilary Duff is manning the fuck up…maybe it is for the wedding, but I think it’s more for the relationship. You see, that’s what happens when you date a homosexual hockey player who doesn’t want to be out as a fag but instead wants a young starlet to lure in the teammates her fantasizes about for gangbangs…cuz without her…shit is just gay….instead just gay enough for dude to get his fix without the others knowing…

I have a feeling that she’s not going to lose the chance to have a billionaire heir husband, and if it means bulking up, strappin-on or gluing prosthetic balls on so dude feels comfortable enough to cum while fucking her up the ass from behind…in the end it will be worth it…

So here are some pics of her ripped muscles, cuz her fiance can’t be the only closet case who appreciates a bulky woman to help suppress gayness…Enjoy.

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Some rich people turn really fucking weird. You know they come up with these fetishes that just don’t make sense. They develop these God complexes where they can make anything they want happen and I guess it is safe to say that Mike Comrie – Hilary Duff’s fiance, who along with being a rich kid, is also a pro hockey player cuz everything just works out his billionaire way, including when he wants to marry a starlet to make the guys think he’s a player and impress them so much that they don’t question why he is hard in the lockerroom staring at their sweaty hocky cocks…..but in order to make it work for him….he had to turn Hilary Duff into a dude…cuz a thick back, rock hard shoulders and biceps is the only way motherfucker can cum……That’s just how

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Some people think that Hilary Duff is a puck slut, the kind of bitch who only fucks pro athletes, mainly Hockey Players, cuz she likes their muscles and ability to give her initiations in the locker room…but the truth is she’s just a fucking gold digger, even though she’s worth millions of her own, cuz her fiance’s father just happens to be on the richest men in Canada list because he owns some ghetto furniture store that apparently does amazing cuz Canada is fucking ghetto….so everytime I see her, I don’t think she’s the cheerleader trying to bang the jock, I see a bitch trying to marry into a billion dollar empire thru the son that happens to be a jock and I guess no one should really care this much, especially since her body is thick and awkward.

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Here is Hilary Duff is covering her soon to be married stomach…maybe it’s cuz she’s fat from all the emotional eating that comes with dating a hockey player who only gets off when 3 other hockey players are in the room ravaging his soon to be wife’s cunt cuz hard hockey dick is his favorite…but she could also be pregnant…cuz that’s what little whores who get married after they’ve already made so much stupid money that they don’t know what else to with themselves but breed, but I think she’s probably just fat…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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