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2013

30

Jul

Ieva Laguna For Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Here’s some more VS Pink campaign pics, this time staring some girl named Ieva Laguna. I’ve never heard of her but I know that VS Pink is corporate strategy to target tweens into their spell, so everything she’s wearing is designed for a 14 year old, and this Ieva Laguna is supposed to represent a 14 year old, which probably turns at least one of you on…long gone are the days of 14 year olds in little kid underwear fearing the day they get their period LIKE THIS CAMP GYNO SHIT….and thanks to Christian friendly Victoria’s Secret, now 14 year olds can be sluts…

It’s a whole new world people…and I’m sure that turns you on.

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2013

29

Mar

Ieva Laguna Hot in Bathing Suits for Free People of the Day

Ieva Laguna is 22, has done Vogue 4 times, and was in the 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion show. She’s now doing some shit for a brand called Free People, that involves her in a bikini, looking all fucking lovely and shit. Romantic, like out of a 60s photo album you found in your basement of your parents on summer vacation, that you were able to jerk off to, cuz your mom doesn’t look like that anymore, it was practically like thinking about fucking another person, those hard nipples, that bikini, those old cars and the instagram effects before instagram….only less creeepy and filled with a hot currently 22 year old, not one that has weathered into a muff gut, wrinkly dried up pig.

I’m into this Latvian babe. Latvia got all kinds of good pussy and that’s about all Latvia has.

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2010

18

Oct

Ieva Laguna’s Fake Tits in an Amazing Vogue Germany Shoot of the Day

These pictures of some model named Ieva Laguna are from a recent Vogue Germany shoot where she put on a fake novelty bra and fake novelty titties to make her look like some busty cartoon character you’ve probably jerked off to….

I think the whole thing is aweseome, partially because I like flat chested model looking girls like pretending in a funny way to have tits, but also like flat chested girls who wear push up bras to trick the world in some false marketing shit that leads to unhappy one night stands…..but I also love the prosthetic tit they are using because of the big built in hard nipple.

These are far more advanced than the blow up tits this dude in highschool bought at gag shop that had nipples and strapped on like a bikini top that became a weird obsession….he’d constantly show them off to everyone, and one day he got caught wearing it in the lockerroom while jock friends practiced titty fucking on him, in some kind of highly homosexual mastermind plan to get to see all his friends’ cocks without them realizing shit was homosexual masterminded….only these pictures are way less traumatic or twisted and a lot more fun and erotic than the ones I can’t get erased from my head of those dudes when I accidentally walked in on them…..

Either way, miserable story or not, this shoot is pretty awesome….and here are the pics…

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