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Archive for the IHeartRadio Category

2019

15

Mar

Sluts at the IHeartRadio Awards of the Day

IHeartRadio is the evil radio company that owns every fucking radio station around the world…so they are the people on payroll, or PAYOLA from the record labels, that get shitty fucking music stuck in our fucking heads…

You know the people responsible for you knowing all the words of a Taylor Swift or Lady Gaga song, evn though you’ve never heard their music, like legit never heard the music, not never heard the music publicly, but sit and cry to it while you’re sitting at home….

They are the owners of the garbage radio that plays in malls, doctor offices, pharmacies, garages, car washes and every shit mid level job…

They are the people who create pop culture. They are the people that make people like Halsey exist…and they have a shitty award ceremony to generate some revenue from their advertisers by inviting the people they help make relevant…

Taylor Swift….brought some outfit to show off her legs…

Elle Fanning was tere…

Madison Beer’s Tits were There…

Shay Mitchell was There…

Jessica Herpes Szhor was there..

A Great Time Was Had By All…

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