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2017

04

Jan

Iliza Shlesinger Nude Selfie of the Day

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Iliza Shlesinger is a Last Comic Standing winner….you’ve probably never heard of her because no one has ever watched Last Comic Standing…and she won in 2008 and it was probably because they were being criticized for not having enough female winners…

I hate female comedians…I mean I hate all comedians, but female ones more than males, they just aren’t funny….

It’s a series of “wish I was an actress, but I’m too ugly, so I’m going to use this angle”…that in this feminist world works….

The female audience is the market, leaving male comedians to be pussy nerds rather than misogynist assholes, and females to be as vulgar and I guess vulgar as they can…just to get noticed…which is in line with this girl’s approach to selfies…show them jewish tits..exist…good job.

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2015

03

Aug

Iliza Shlesinger Nude Selfie of the Day

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I hate female comedians…I mean I hate all comedians, but female ones more than males, they just aren’t funny.

It’s a series of “wish I was an actress, but I’m too ugly, so I’m going to use this angle”…that in this feminist world, with the female audience being the market, leaving male comedians to be pussy nerds rather than misogynist assholes, and females to be as vulgar and I guess vulvar as they can…just to get noticed…

You know, like Whitney Cummings, talking about sucking dick, and the taste of cum, and all the things girls like to giggle about because girls aren’t supposed to say those things, and girls all think it…

Now I don’t know who this Comedian is, or what her schtick is, I am just know that she’s trying too hard to be funny, which isn’t funny, unless she’s not actual funny, in which case it is funny, because I like misguided idiots..

She won Last Comic Standing in 2008, and has since done nothing, so I guess posting nudes on instagram, to get attention, to get noticed, to show off her fake tits, fake tits that make her funnier, because fake tits get people to look her way, mainly to debate if her fake tits counter balance that face…and they do..they always do…

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