2013
09
Dec
There is no gift better than titties on Christmas…except maybe everything in our HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE …Obviously…I like to make everything about me..even UK Glamour Model tits…I am so self absorbed…
Posted in:Danica Thrall|India Reynolds|NSFW
2013
27
Jun
The most interesting thing about newspapers in the UK, is that they do topless spreads with Glamour models, that pretty much paved the way for “Lad Mags”…but more importantly, that made these topless sluts, who would otherwise be hookers, escorts, bartenders, or strippers…like this India Reynolds character, who even comes with her very own stripper name….which is substantially more interesting than the news…at least that’s what they want us to think so they can distract with titties so that we don’t question laws they break and make as we get more and more tracked and repressed all while telling ourselves we’re free…Oh right, tits…look at them…before they end up marrying a soccer player and have his soccer babies…never to be seen or heard of again…but no one will notice…because she will be replaced with new tits…and circle of big titty model life remains unbroken. Fascinating.
Posted in:India Reynolds|NSFW
2013
20
Jun
India Reynolds is some Glamour Model who is naked doing Glamour Model bullshit for some magazine that probably doesn’t pay her much, but that gives her the exposure to get out there and get on the VIP list at all the trendy clubs she wants to go to, and gets her in a position to get knocked up by a soccer player, because like all pornstars, even if they are soft core pornstars, they use that whole getting naked thing for personal gain, usually to help them charge more for their hooking…and I’m not complaining, because I world without hookers, would be a world without women, and a world without women, would be a world built on prison rape, and a world built on prison rape would be painful for those of us who have man titties and an inability to run very fast…
Posted in:India Reynolds|NSFW
2013
12
Jun
Oh Shit! Glamour Model Tits….
Her name is India. I would like to assume that is her stripper name and not her real name because let’s face it if it is her real name her parents kinda set her up for this life of half naked modelling. I mean, there are just certain names like Jade and Saphire, that give a girl little choice of what to become. It’s like she didn’t choose the stripper game, the stripper game chose her, and she was ready for it since birth.
All this to say, Glamour models aren’t real models, they are dumpier and more busted, but they show their tits, and their tits are usually big, making them worth looking at, and not worth complaining about, because ultimately, none of this matters.
Posted in:India Reynolds|NSFW
2013
05
Mar
Here are Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and India Reynolds posing together topless in NUTS because group topless modeling is exponentially better than topless modeling solo…cuz it comes with lesbian fantasies or at least fantasies of girls getting together for sleepovers where they run around naked and compare vaginas….something I like to think happens everyday at the gym in the locker room, every night girls pre-drink before going out, all the fucking time…cuz girls who aren’t bull dykes but know the ripples of each other’s labias…are girls I want to believe exist……making them the Glamour Models of the Day….
Posted in:Holly Peers|India Reynolds|NSFW|Rosie Jones
2013
25
Jan
A day is not a day….without massive Glamour Model tits to stare at…at least that’s Page 3’s philosophy…they’ve been doing this set of tits in your daily newspaper for fucking decades and as far as I’m concerned it makes total sense…it brightens days and changes lives…
America would be a happier place if titties were everywhere…..from newspapers…to billboards…to workng to donut shop….shit just has a calming affect and makes our angry miserable lives seem not so bad…
Posted in:India Reynolds|NSFW
2013
18
Jan
OMG This Glamour Model Shoot is so fucking different than all other Glamour Model shoots I’ve seen over the last decade….it’s like they are so creative with what they do with these photos….always so different….and pretty much throw me off every time…never the same…always different….cuz there is so much you can do with big old tits….I usually like to start with sucking them….
Posted in:India Reynolds|Lacey Banghard|Lauren Goodger|NSFW
2012
18
Dec
India Reynolds is some Glamour model…and pics of her modeling lingerie were released to the interent in what would be scandalous and shocking if the bitch was a fucking Glamour model who has been posing nude for the last decade…and who prior to posing nude was likely some hooker or stripper…or slut…with awesome tits…and daddy issues…trying to get ahead…
But I’ll post the pics anyway,
Posted in:India Reynolds
2012
30
Nov
I know these Glamour models don’t matter in any fucking way at all…I know that they are relativley insignificant…I know that posting them is just encouraging them to be lazy and rely on posing topless until it is too late…and I know that’s exactly why I do it…I don’t care what they do, or who they are…I just wanna stare at their tits…and luckily, someone who isn’t me is paying them to do just that…It must be the Holiday Season…cuz Santa Claus is coming…no wait that’s me….Ewww.
Posted in:India Reynolds|NSFW
2012
16
Nov
As a reformed hater of Glamour models…I can say I really respect India Reynolds and appreciate her hard work…
You see because just a few months ago…I used to laugh at these Glamour Models…thinking all they wanted to be was actual models…but due to lack of a good face or height…they were forced to do these low level shoots for men’s magazines…
But then I realized…that these girls…are not aspiring models at all…if anything they are closer to strippers…but even stripping probably wouldn’t have been their career of choice…but instead hosting, or bar tending, or waitressing….but thanks to perks and opportunities and fame…they’ve become thrown their reservations aside and become nude models…showing off their rockin’ tits…and sex appeal that is far more interesting that actual models…and far more appealing that strippers or hookers anyone has access to….and the whole thing has made them famous…They are the Samantha Fox of the 2000s….shit’s always existed…but for some reason it brings hope of a better tomorrow….where new busty girls follow their lead…giving us an endless supply of busty topless girls we’d otherwise never see topless….
Posted in:India Reynolds|NSFW