Iris Law is Jude Law’s most important child, because she shaves her head and does sleezy model content on the internet, but I guess she’s also the only child of his that I know of, despite him having somewhere around 25 kids, because he’s either a Catholic, or just a rich guy with that level of narcissism in a position to breed as many bitches as he can do keep his GENETICS flowing….you know know with these people and actors make a lot of money for barely any work and have a lot of time to CUM in hot groupies…because with celebrity comes groupies being filled with cum…depending on how reckless thee celebrity is…as some put HOT SAUCE in the CONDOM to see if their DICK still feels..because a kid is a 20k a month commitment and NOT everyone has 300,000 dollars a month to pay in CHILD support, but JUDE LAW does…

Anyway, she’s doing a classic hooker in a MODEL ROOM dying of an overdose pose….some CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE style shoot to inspire you and make you wonder if you CALL THE AMBULANCE….or just finish fucking her and if she was to ACTUALLY die…do you call the AMBULANCE or assume you are guilty and decide to get rid of the body hoping her family doesn’t remember her because they have 25 other kids so they can afford to lose one….you know the old “MY HOOKER IS DEAD” conundrum…

Either way, this shoot is pretty theatrical…stripper gear, carpeted bathrooms (gross), WIGS and despair…

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Iris Law is Jude Lay’s hot enough daughter who despite having a shaved head with bleached hair like some kind of MK ULTRA slave that you’d assume she’d avoid being since her dad is Jude Law, rich and connected as shit, thanks to a lenghty career being Jude Law in the movies…but who I guess has something like 23 kids with various women because when he’s not in the movies, he’s cumming in random bitches, leaving him unable to take care of ALL his kids as well as he’d like, meaning his hot daughter with dreams of her own can end up in the wrong hands.

I may be taking shaved /bleached hair too seriously….when I should do what I’m supposed to do and stare at them little tits on her skinny body…you know she’s made from CELEB cum….THEREFORE more important…

As a sidenote, her comments are pretty mad she’s got WAIST beads on, because that’s appropriation in a society that’s gone fucking mad, with nothing important to argue about, like HOW big of an object she can fit in her asshole, rather than uptight nerd shit like CULTURAL APPROPRIATION….

NUTS.

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Iris Law is one of Jude Law’s 47 children, who is hot enough to use her last name for good and not evil, assuming you think being a young model is good, and not evil, because you could argue that it is totally evil because it is basically pushing products that peopled don’t need on people, making them feel like they are missing out if they don’t have said products, all to increase the profit line on evil corporate balance sheets only to find ways to reduce the profit line so that they don’t pay taxes while they find ways to pay off the government to keep pollution-up only to blame the end user for using plastic straws or some shit….you know….but GOOD because you can see her tit.

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Iris Law is one of Jude Law’s 300 kids he knows about, because that motherfucker is either a freakish cult leader, a weirdo religious person, or one of those sperm donor fetishists who like to spread their seed across the globe to create a race of his own in his image, which he can’t really say explicitly, not in this WOKE era because it would be seen as racist..or some sort of supremacy…which clearly Jude has, but can’t say he has, but you know in his soul he feels better than the average man and that he’s won at life, since he has….the kind of guy, like all actors, who jerk off to themselves in the mirror, which is probably better than him jerking off to his daughter, even though she’s worthy of being jerked off to…because she’s hot…and in lingerie.

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Iris Law is Jude Law’s daughter doing that whole hard nipple thing on social media to really maximize the access and exposure she has in the media thanks to being Jude Law’s daughter…

I have no idea if Jude Law has ever met Iris Law, she may have been a drunken cum shot that happened one night while filming a movie, you know thanks to opportunistic women, from cocktail waitresses to that porn chick Drake knocked up….babies of rich and famous people get made…oftentimes without the rich guy’s consent…but there’s no hashtag for that…even when the girl flips the condom inside out, not that these people use condoms, if they did, Hollywood wouldn’t be a herpes outbreak at all times…thanks Valtrex for not making the industry go into lockdown like this pandemic…even though herpes may have a higher death rate than COVID…

Either way….she’s got nipples, is hot…and has a famous dad, which means she’s VERY important.

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Iris Law is Jude Law’s hot daughter and since I am a big fan of the kids of celebrities because they live the weirdest fucking lives in the shadows of their parents, that for the most part are horrible narcissistic people who have been consistently rewarded for just existing and have a really delusional opinion of the world, making their kids a pile of fucked up I find interesting…because there’s no way to not be fucked up under the circumstances of their upbringing….I mean famous for nothing, chased by the paparazzi, people only befriending you for who your parents are, things like that…obviously destroy souls…

Then there’s the celebrity kids who decide to take the famous last name to the social media feed, knowing people will follow and be hyped on them because of their last name and riding that into the influencer deals, the parties, the trips, etc….making it hard for the amateur at home, not connected instagram girl, because eventually the only people who matter are the ones at the top of the food chain..the rich, the famous, the connected and we can all go back to being the peasants who aren’t at the right table that we are…..there was a window when normals could move in and grow their social media – but those days are numbered now that everyone wants IG hype…and those with more clout are going to get the brand deals leaving the amateurs who couldn’t hack it in the fucking dark…

Getting big on instagram when you’re a hot girl is pretty easy, getting big on instagram when you’re a hot girl with a famous dad is far easier, and here’s some hot Jude Law daughter with her hot body in a bathing suit the way instagram probably doesn’t admit they intended…but intended since the internet runs on porn and perverts.

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Iris Law is one of Jude Law’s daughter’s, I think he’s got JUDETEENTH kids, like in the dozens, because before he was a weathered old bald fuck, he was a trendy “It” actor that all the ladies loved because of his accent…girls love British accents, I used to know a guy who would put one on when he went out because girls were idiots back then, before they were woke, and motherfucker did his fair share of fingering on the dance floor…but if he did that now, he’d obviously be a cancelled predator like he was Chris D’Elia, only he had the bouncers to blame that they were underage, while D’Elia just has his dick to blame…not that we care about overpriced, overpaid, overhyped, shitty comics….

We care about the pussy that Jude Laws sperm made, not because Jude Law’s sperm made it, we aren’t that level of fans….there’s just something special about a celebrity kid, raised in that celebrity rich life, which is different than a standard rich kid, because that celebrity component makes them all the more next level…..

It’s great that every girl in the world wants you to see her pussy in her panties on social media, it’s better when those girls are celebrity kids…like IRIS LAW.

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Iris Law is the most important celebrity rich kid you need to know…because I am pretty sure she’s the hottest out there.

I mean we could line all these trying to make a name for themselves because they are rich and have the resources to basically do nothing all day but barely work on how to produce social media selfies that get them noticed…even though they are already getting noticed because of that whole “Celebrity Relative Check”….that happens when your parents are famous. People are automatically interested….and the famous relative check doesn’t even need to be that the parents are celebs…it can be distant fucking uncles and people will think you’re better than the average and you PROBABLY are. Groupie fucks are everywhere.

I know it’s probably tough being Jude Law’s hot daughter…..you know….but it helps in whatever direction she goes because he’s Jude Law

Well…it’s not tough wanting to fuck Jude Law’s duaghter…whether she’s Jude Law’s daughter or not…because she’s hot…and if she wasn’t Jude Law’s daughter we’d probably never be able to differentiate her from all the other girls out there doing the same thing with their nips…we need that stamp of celeb approval to know she exists…so should out to Jude Law’s sperm, the ones that weren’t washed off by Sienna Miller…..but instead basted into this one’s mom.

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