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2020

08

Apr

Isabela Moner Braless of the Day

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Isabela Moner is Dora the Explorer and apparently a cam girl , because the one thing that we can learn from the COVID lockdown is just how similar all people are to cam girls, with their broadcasting of their personal TV shows no one asked for and no media company would ever buy the pitch of, but that doesn’t fucking stop them….

Who knows, maybe in a few months of being broke and over extended, all these influencers and working actors are going to be jerking off on camera for money to pay their 10,000 dollar a month mortgages.

There are a lot of 25 year old DJs out there who were making 100k a month or more, and who had 20k a month or more rent, not making a dollar….so in 2 months from now, they’ll all be sucking dick to maintain that life of luxury, risking getting COVID because they don’t want to admit their bullshit existence was just bullshit.

I’m ready for this MONER chick to start doing “WILL IT FIT” vaginal insertion challenges….I think a lot will fit.

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2019

29

Oct

Isabela Merced Slutty Thong Pants of the Day

Isabela Merced Moner Euphoria Maddy Halloween

Isabela Moner changed her name to Isabela Merced and dressed up as slutty Maddy from HBO’s Euphoria….

I guess she didn’t like the context of the name Moner…which I assume is often confused with moaner, and while coupled with some slutty behavior becomes a cheesy porno name you’d expect to find in 90s porn, getting fucked by Erik Everhard or some equally silly name..

She is cast as Dora the Explorer, a hispanic mainstream icon, so focusing on her ethnic name, especially in the current climate, to let the world know she’s ethnic, and not white with some white anglicized name, is a smart strategy, but so is being on all fours….for Halloween…or really for any reason…it makes us care..barely care…but care nevertheless.

Isabela Merced Moner Euphoria Maddy Halloween

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2019

26

Jul

Isabela Moner Tit Bounce of the Day

You cast a bitch in the Live Action Dora the Explorer….even though Dora the Explorer wasn’t some 18 year old with her tits out…and next thing you know she’s on instagram in a slutty instagram looking outfit doing some staged model walk so that she can show off her outfit…unless this is from her Tik Tok where she will proceed to break into song…

Isabella Moner is that kind of girl you wish would be moaning on your boner…and that’s what she’s named after thanks to her name being the birth of a new word…MONER….a Moan on a Boner…and the nice thing about wishing while knowing it will never come true is your ability to masturbate to her content like the porno it is.

Isabela Moner Tit bounce

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2019

23

Jul

Isabela Moner in a Bikini of the Day in a Bikini of the Day

Isabela Moner turned 18 about 10 days ago – you fucking perverts…

These pictures are of her freshly turned 18 year old tits making an appearance in a coming out party or big reveal…

She is from PERU at least ethnically on her mother’s side…she was born in OHIO…much less exciting than being an annoying college kid backpacking Machu Picchu…

She’s an idiot who says, despite being born in OHIO and her dad being white from LOUISIANA….she feels more Peruvian than American…which is some dumb shit to say when you’re fucking American but I guess we are used to American haters..

She’s best known for being in the live action DORA THE EXPLORER in 2018…I don’t think th movie has come out but if this is how you view that character in the cartoon – you’re a weirdo.

She was also in Transformers, which is a hit now that everyone is trans…

So anyway, It is summer…and summer is for bikinis….this is a bikini and we are pervy….

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