Do you remember the weirdo French Canadian shot movie called “The Orphan”…about a little asshole orphan who I guess is some kind of demon…it probably came out a decade ago….

Well this is the Orphan…all hard chinned, still creepy yet posting up some bikini top pic for her social media, which is what you’d expect from a 21 year old who was in the movies, and knows that social media is where you need to be to get noticed…

I figure we should promote and encourage this kind of bikini top cleavage because empowering women to seuxalize themselves gives me content to post and commit my lifework to….

Isabelle Fuhrman you’re ok, you werido goth hipster health, bikini wearing masturbation material.

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Isabelle Fuhrman is some 18 turning 19 year old you didn’t jerk off to when she was 17, because she’s not on the Disney Channel and your miserable ass is not forced to sexualize minors not miners….because you’re married and your balls are in a vice grip…that means no jerking off and no porn…because that’s just the kind of spineless man you are..

Well she was born in 1997, which is creepy to those of us who were 27 in 1997…but not really, that shit never bothered me, just gave me more time to learn how to trick girls into getting naked for me…and surprisingly enough..it works, even on 20 year olds who should know better…

She sounds like a bratty rich kid, who grew up in the Valley…her face looks like she’s Ron Perlman…or that kid, you know who I’m talking about in Mask…

She’s in Masters of Sex…she was the Orphan in Orphan…and now she’s in a Thong for a black and white photoshoot – because this is what 18 year olds do…none of this wait for Playboy to pay you 20,000 dollars to do it nonsense..

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