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2022

17

Feb

Isla Fisher Cleavage of the Day

I don’t know if I’ve changed…in terms of my pervert sense of humor…or just my level of “AWAKENESS”…knowing that all this shit is a fucking scam used to brainwash the masses and herd them into whatever direction they want…which I feel like I’ve always known, you know demonic opportunistic money grubbing evil, godless fucks…or maybe Sacha Baron Cohen changed…

Because I remember when we’d pass around Ali G clips in the early 2000s and thought it was a brilliant troll because people fell for it….I even thought Borat the first time around…despite being racist was funny….but probably because there was no one else doing it….I don’t know….I don’t even remember the movie, I just started hating it soon after because every asshole would quote his racist bullshit everywhere they went…

Then I saw his most recent one and I just saw him as some industry sweetheart, weak comedy, sold his soul to the industry, pushing woke agendas, attacking and alienating 50 percent of the population for his little club of dick suckers, including this bitch with her tits out…all old and mom-like under the Sacha Baron Cohen spell of demonic nonsense presented as “comedy”…or whatever the fuck it is….

What I am saying is I hate Sacha Baron Cohen and the dried up holes he ejaculates in by association..

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2021

28

Oct

Isla Fisher Swimsuit of the Day

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Isla Fisher is the fire pussy in a shitty old lady bathing suit who I guess is considered an actress because she’s been in some shit, I just don’t know any of the shit she’s been in….

She’s probably best known for being the lunchbox that Sacha Baron Cohen jerks off inside and makes babaies with….assuming they’ve made kids…which I will assume.

I do think Sasha Baron Cohen is one of the biggest disappointments in comedy…never has there been a better contender in the “fight the woke agenda” for the sake of comedy….only to be let down because he’s some woke cuck puppet…

I remember Ali G, this was EARLY internet lik TOM GREEN, where we would spread their shit on VHS because some nerd would download the shit for us and hand deliver it to show the funny trolling interviews that were Ali G….it was brilliant shit….

But all that is brilliant turns to shit when someone is given too much money, limitations, and allows their creative vision to be controlled.

So his last BORAT video to try to go against TRUMP for his handlers, was just fucking filth….everything about it, from lazily trying to paint Rudy as a Pedo with some 25 year old girl pretending to be a teen….and other totally unfunny, even RACIST shit.

When I watched part of it, because I couldn’t handle all of it, I couldn’t figure out how the WOKE audience he was catering to weren’t mad about his ARAB stereotypes that would get someone like me killed for repeating like it was a Charlie Hebdo cover.

So to the woke left, it’s ok to make fun of Arabs, so long as you’re doing it to make fun of Republicans….

I mean even his first Borat movie where he reduced patriots in that “Support our Troops” shit just pandered to the city folk who don’t realize that patriots still exist and love their troops…but this educated CUCK fuck from the UK comes through and acts better than the middle of the road american, makes them his punchline, while he only exists because of your fucking country….UNACCEPTABLE…

I am all for comedy, offensive comedy, making fun of everyone, including republicans, Trump, etc….but this dude just did it so on script for the agenda in exchange for money and that makes him a sell out fuck…which is probably why the lunch box he comes into…with all it’s smoked meat pussy glory…is so fucking average looking…like the kind of girl that you’d see a guy with and think to yourself “oh he for sure fucks dudes’…fuck that guy…like you were ISLA FISHER….not very well…cuz he’s more into being fucked.

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2021

18

Jan

Isla Fisher Lingerie of the Day

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When I think of lingerie, this is not at all what I think about, which I guess makes sense, since it is Isla Fisher, who I also don’t view as some hollywood babe I want to make sweet love to like I was Borat….even if she’s got some tit….but also because it’s some 1920s bloomer lingerie, not some fancy french lingerie that’s riding up her ass, that is sheer, where I can see her fucking redhead bush or vagina lips or nipples….which I guess makes sense since she’s a redhead and likely has INVISIBLE nipples.

What I am trying to say is that Isla Fisher in THIS underwear is not ho tot me, I don’t have a ROARING 20s fetish, I don’t go to SWING DANCE Class with the other nerdy weirdos who also do burlesque, but that could be because I don’t find Isla Fisher hot..she’s 44 and looks it which is against the fucking law for a celebrity and I guess maybe a fetish to some of you looking for authentic 44 year olds to jack off to that don’t have muppet faces!

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2019

08

Jan

Isla Fisher Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…because it’s about as good as I can get when it comes to Isla Fisher…maybe this should even be her WIKIPEDIA page description:

Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell – that you’d be forced to exile…I’ve seen Willow. I know how it works.

THAT SAID…She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected – she was born in Oman…so don’t let her GINGER pussy make you think she’s not a terrorist…even if she converted to Jewish to be with Sacha Baron Cohen….and spent 3 years doing it…jews….am I right…

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2018

22

Aug

Isla Fisher Slutty Swimsuit of the Day

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Isla Fisher is riding her husband and baby daddy’s revival…taking his Ali G approach to the world that made him famous and applying it to the Make America Great movement, to either mock hick weirdos and left wing weirdos alike…because the world, at least based on social media is ridiculous as fuck and I Sacha Baron Cohen likes to troll…and I think he’s pretty great at it…solid parody….coming into your country and making you all look like fools…

The interesting thing about Isla Fisher is that she’s been with him since 2002….the other interesting thing is that she converted to be Jewish to be with him…he must have a large dick…or she must like his jokes…or maybe he’s just trolled her using his intelligence and trapped her into making him a few kids….

She said:

“I will definitely have a Jewish wedding just to be with Sacha. I would do anything—move into any religion—to be united in marriage with him. We have a future together and religion comes second to love as far as we are concerned.”

Here she is in a bikini for you Scooby Doo fans, becasue I think that’s all she’s done…but what do I know about submissive gingers in their 40s….

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2017

28

Nov

Isla Fisher Got Them Big Tits On of the Day

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Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell

She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected…fascinating for the Sacha Baron Cohen fans, you know very important to stare at the tits that lured him in and made him all the babies…

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2016

14

Dec

Guess the Ginger Ass in a One Piece of the Day

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Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell – that you’d be forced to exile…I’ve seen Willow. I know how it works.

THAT SAID…She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected – she was born in Oman…so don’t let her GINGER pussy make you think she’s not a terrorist…even if she converted to Jewish to be with Sacha Baron Cohen….and spent 3 years doing it…jews….am I right…

We don’t like 40 year old ass, but this is a fake tabloid – so let’s document it….and really after three kids – asses shouldn’t look like this…

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2013

05

Aug

Isla Fisher Panty Flash of the Day

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The wind is our friend. Isla Fisher, not so much. I mean bitch obviously didn’t get the memo that you’re not supposed to wear underwear with your little flimsy skirt that the wind can easily blow up…you know to keep it sexy..unless you have your period in which case you can wear underwear…even though I like the tampon string…it’s a sign of fertility, a wet pussy, a horny girl, and not pregnant….but make the underwear just a little sexier than this old lady, cotton, full bottomed shit that might as well be pants…

I like when the wind collaborates with us, if the girl involved with being exposed by the wind, is collaborating with us too, otherwise, shit just ends up confusing…like whatever is going on here..

Side note, I have no idea who Isla Fisher is…

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2013

13

Mar

Isla Fisher Hot White Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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The first time I saw a white bikini in action and fell in love with all it had to offer was probably 15 year ago…and it involved my friends sister getting out of the pool…standing over me to offer me a drink for a solid 5 minutes….fully exposed, trimmed pussy where I could see her fucking labia and luxurious bush… as if she was fucking naked….because the shit was totally through…..and she had no idea….

So now, everytime I see a white bikini, I get excited for the same kind of experience…and although I am older, desensitized, not as perverted or eager to see pussy cuz I see so much of it daily….I still look closely when a white bikini pops up…and here’s Isla Fisher, some actress I don’t know, showing some ass crack, which in Greece is the main vagina…but here just a tease of what I’m missing and that’s the shot from the front…

Still hot though..wouldn’t mind being the dude behind her sniffin’ her ass…true story.

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2008

02

Sep

Isla Fisher Showing Off Some Bra of the Day

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Here is Ali G’s baby momma showing off a little bra. I know these are some lame pictures and redheads are pretty much never hot and always freak me the fuck out with their pale skin and super strength from genetic evolution caused from a history of survival because in the middle ages redheaded babies were left out in the woods to fend for themselves because their parents thought they were the spawn of the devil and cursed and the gene was carried forward by the babies who survived by fighting off the elements and crazed animals of the wilderness while breast feeding off stray dogs and doin’ what they had to do to be around today. I guess the commitment is worth celebrating, and what better way than to post a picture of a redhead who just had a baby to help carry on the gene that’s already been through such a rough history and faced extinction, kinda like the Jews back in Nazi Germany, only my redhead theory actually happened at least according to me it did and that’s enough for me to claim it as fact, while the holocaust is just hearsay.

Either way, enjoy her exposed bra, like I enjoyed some fat trashy and poor 15 year old who was wearing some backless number the other day that exposed her bra. Her ass was fat and her pants were pink, her hair was half blonde and half brunette and her tits were hanging out of her shirt and I can only assume she was on her way to see her black boyfriend and found satisfaction knowing she’d be pregnant in the next 6 months, because being a slut starts with how much of your bra you are showing, it’s another proven fact that isn’t proven nor fact but is truth according to me.

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