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2020

17

Aug

Izabel Goulart’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Izabel Goulart, the Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model who started modeling at 14 in Brazil before the Victoria’s Secret people found her…she was one of their Angels for a minute, before realizing she didn’t need that shit and would just walk their Runway Fashion Show Informercial until it was cancelled instead….and moved back to Brazil.

She is a good lesson for all the girls out there who think they are hot, but don’t realize that that fitness is fucking key to life…or at least the key to looking hotter longer, because the model, who I am sure was hot to begin with, but who is even hotter now that she turned her life to health and fitness, still has a tight fucking body….which makes sense since she spent the last 5 years or so doing crazy workouts on instagram to show us what being toned with lean muscle after the age of 30 looks like….

My favorite of the pics is the squatting pic because it looks like her vagina is a cartoon with his tongue dragging on the ground…which may not be the look you want for your vagina but at least it lets the people know the vagina is there….and it could be a dick, she is from Brazil with low body fat, something often attributed to testosterone, and Brazil is the hub of tranny prostitutes who bring AIDS to the American porn industry…so YOU never know…is it lip or is it a tuck game fail…who cares…she’s tight bodied…

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Some more from the IG…

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2015

04

Sep

Iza Goulart’s FItness of the Day

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Skipping, or really any fitness in a bkini rather than in fitness clothes, or an oversized pair of sweat pants and baggy t-shirt, because girl just wants to sweat it out, is a pretty clear “I’m posting porn, really softcore porn, to my instagram”…

Or maybe she’s a bikini model, and girl just can’t get out of a bikini, because it’s either graphed to her robot body, like a doll you get at the dollar store for your doll fetish…who you just can’t get the skirt off ..

Either way, she’s pretty fucking fit…so fit that you may be into dudes…if you like it too much…not because I’m against fit girls, who are 6 feet tall, but because she’s got higher testosterone than me from this hanging onto modeling nonsense..

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2015

28

Apr

Iza Goulart Fitness of the DAy

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Here’s a little Iza Goulart showing her ripped fucking stomach as she jumps around to Kris Kross, since that song only just came out in Brazil, or maybe because she’s a funny little brazilian and this is her Brazilian sense of humor…even though real brazilian sense of humor comes into play when the chick you’ve been dancing with pulls out her boner that is bigger than your dick when you get her back to your hotel and you’re forced to decide whether to finish off the blowjob she started or if it is more gay when you know she has a dick than when she was doing it with her dick tucked in her panties…

Not that Iza is that kind of Brazilian…but she may be…and her abs aren’t really telling much of a different story…here she is…

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2015

06

Mar

Iza Goulart Fitness is Still Happening of the Day

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People are so repetitive, so obvious…it’s like we get it Izabel Goulart, you work out…you show off, skinny bitch, showing the world how fit and strong you are because you make over 1,000,000 dollars a year being skinny and fit, and if you weren’t skinny and fit, no one would give a fuck about you…

We get it Izabel Goulart, you are trying to give meaning to your vapid, superficial existence. Your contribution to the world is to tell other girls they aren’t fat and strong enough. It is done in a form of “trying to show people workout moves”…but in the 15 second video Instagram allows, just comes across as bragging…”Look at what I can do because I have nothing to do all day when I am not working, so I might as well work out so that I feel like I matter”….

And it’s pretty amazing…

I am sure more dudes jerk off to these videos, that people who get inspired to get fit or to try her moves at home…because the world is filled with perverts who jerk off to social media. That’s 90 percent of the reason why it works.

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2015

16

Jan

Iza Goulart’s Fitness Porn of the Day

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Iza Goulart is the master of fitness porn…you know exhibitionist videos for her instagram showing off just how fit, ripped and amazing she is….almost giving me a boner, even though my boner is broken, because strong women excite me, especially when they are lingerie models…

I guess she does this to show the haters who call her too skinny, that she works out everyday to justify the millions she makes, while Brazilians around her are dying from poverty…you know to ease her guilty conscious…

Or maybe, it’s just a fetish she knows guys get off to…and she likes the views it gets…it makes her feel more than just a half naked model..she now has an actual purpose…

Either way, it’s good….makes me want to get arrested for jerking off at the gym…but girls at my gym…never look like this..

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2014

28

May

Iza Goulart Yoga Pose Porn of the Day

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If you want to see pictures of why I love watching yoga classes happen in the park, public, or even in a Yoga studio that I got free passes to….

Here’s Iza Goulart in a Yoga Pose…

And the reality is, Yoga Pose Porn is far more substantial to look at in picture than in person, because there are way less hassles from the police or public security guards when you stare too intensely, make the girls uncomfortable, injure yourself in a stupid pose while your awkward boner in yoga pants shines through…not that I have that problem, I’m an inny not an outty, but I do think pictures from the comfort of my own disgusting cesspool of a home is better than actually leaving the house and having any form of human interaction…this is the internet generation people, all my friends are words on my screen…

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2014

26

May

Iza Goulart Fitness Porn of the Day

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I feel like I’ve seen this fitness porn scene starring Iza Goulart in action before.

But I never get tired of her doing whatever the fuck this sex move pretending to be fitness for the sake of people on instagram to masturbate, all while inspiring her women fans to practice doing what she does to get the body she has so that guys actually want to fuck them….

There’s a fine line between what is internet porn and erotica…and what is porn and erotic, because I find this sexier than throat fucking videos, yet throat fucking videos aren’t allowed on instagram, but fitness is…not that I care, as long as these bitches are producing the shit so that I don’t have to join a gym and get arrested like the high level pervert that I am…

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2014

02

May

Iza Goulart’s Fitness of the Day

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Here’s some Izabel Goulart doing some fitness to explain to all you fat lazy haters why she looks this good in a BIKINI

You see, she works at it, and eats a clean diet, every fucking day, and that’s why she’s not a fat useless slop like Kate Upton…

Real basic logic…that I like watching…because I prefer eating to going to the gym…and the only reason I would go to the gym is this…but instagram does it for me.

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2014

24

Apr

Iza Goulart’s Boxing Erotica of the Day

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My friend got mad at me for saying Iza Goulart’s got a man face and that her fitness has being going into her testosterone reserves and killing off things like estrogen…helping her avoid annoying womanly things like her getting her period…

But the fact is, all these tall BRazilian models, except maybe for indigenous Adriana Lima who they found in a hut in the woods, have man faces…

Which coincidentally coincides with the fact that Brazil has the most Trannies per capita…

Leading even an amateur journalist like me to put two and two together…and what it comes down to is born with a dick that was removed or tuck to save the family from a life of poverty or not…I’d still fuck her, or let her fuck me, but only after she does this boxing routine on my dick to see if I still feel….

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