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2015

11

Sep

James Franco Has Sex With Himself of the Day

Breaking Sex…

AOL is working on being relevant by creating or hiring famous people to produce video content for them, in what I assume they probably spent 1,000,000 dollars on, even though production of this is probably 10,000 dollars at the most, but whatever, they put together the mash-up video that is destined to go viral because it features James Franco, it’s merges two popular shows, and it involves Franco Fucking himself in weirdness.

I don’t really love where the world is going, but I’m glad the internet happened to really understand how fucking weird the general public is..in what they like..

Posted in:James Franco|SFW

2014

22

Oct

James Franco and Megan Fox for Halloween of the DAy

Here is Megan Fox dressed up like something you can probably masturbate to…maybe even something you’ve already masturbated…you know like the host of a demon child who just had said demon child ripped out of her womb before polluting the world and destroying her vagina…something that is too little too late and just fantasy…because instead of abortion, she went with Ruin Career and sex appeal because she was so in love with the pscyho David from 90210 who trapped her crazy ass..

But I guess it’s Halloween and you can dress like anything…

Posted in:James Franco

2014

03

Apr

James Franco Sex Offender of the Day

The big news of the internet is that James Franco is a creeper just like most of you, and in being a creeper he ran after a 17 year old on Instagram Direct Message after he told a girl to tag him in a pic she took of him, because actors, like all men, like to fuck hot young girls, and sometimes, when they aren’t quite 18, it’s worth going to visit them in the UK, or Canada, where it is legal to fuck them.

I guess this is some Catch a Predator shit, but 16 is legal in Canada, so I don’t really see the big deal, other than that 16 year old girls are fucking annoying and expose you to the internet in their attempt to get more instagram followers, because instagram followers is what it’s all about, isn’t it LUCY who just went viral and who will pretend this is so wrong of him, despite seducing him and probably being willing to have sex with him, the second he tells her to…

I’ve got in trouble for calling celebrities sex offenders in the past, TMZ stopped linking the site because of it, but I figured it’s not sex offending if the person involved isn’t offended….

Either way, funny story of how you should never write anything down, especially when famous, because it will be used against you…and TO SEE THE WHOLE CONVERVSATION CLICK HERE

Here are some pics of the girl, Lucy, who has a pic of her drinking, which I think holds up in court as “I thought she was 21, there was a pic of her with a Vodka Bottle”….

Remember, this could all be a prank…a very stupid prank….

Here he is explaining himself…

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