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2023

02

Jun

Jameson Baldwin Round Up of the Day

I’ve done a post on Jameson Baldwin in the past, I postured her as Ireland and Hailey’s hotter, skinner cousin from fast-haired Billy Baldwin and Chynna Phillips of Wilson Philips fame…or daughter of Mamas and the Papas fame…..they’ve been married for 100 year but no one gave a shit, since it’s Billy Baldwin and Wilson Philips…

The reason Jameson, named after Billy’s WHISKEY SHOTS that got Chynna in the mood to fuck on the night of Jameson’s conception, not named after the family dog….but yeah, the reason she’s top of mind is because that 70s show Danny Masterson was found guilty on 2/3 rape charges from random bitches who he now OFFICIALLY raped….which you are allowed to say now that it has been confirmed via the fair court of law….and to say he allegedly did it is anti-American. Not calling him a rapist would mean you don’t trust your system and you need to trust the system in order for it to work, plus he looks like a fucking rapist…..

Anyway, pervert rapist who you could just tell is a slimy fuck who thought he was so important and above the law thanks to his religion and thanks to his TV role, is married to Bijou Philips, who I am pretty sure got my first instagram deleted because I posted a picture of her at a party I was at and said something like “I am watching you” tagging her and the account got deleted the next day, so I always say she got my IG deleted, even if she didn’t…keep in mind, this was over a decade ago and they were more important at the time…not convicted rapists….

If she did get my account deleted for being creepy, I can see that it was seen as creepy, that was the foundation of the joke…but now that her actual HUSBAND who she’s married or been abused into staying with for decades is an actual rapist creep it makes the story so much better, worth losing that instagram over.

So the point of all this is that Billy Baldwin is not just from a shitty family of ALLEGED murderers, he is also the brother in law of rapist fucks.

That means Jameson is his niece who I can’t confirm or deny he raped, but convicted rapists rape, and that Phillips family is a fucking weird when it comes to INCEST…just ask Mackenzie about the first time she did a speedball and fucked….

Really, when your niece looks like Jameson, and the porn sites push incest on you, and your family is experienced in incest, and you’re a convicted racist, why wouldn’t you….it’s like the it almost makes sense and doesn’t make sense NOT to…

Here are some pics of her:

There were some nudes on her feed, could be her, exciting and arsty right…

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2023

10

Jan

Jameson Baldwin is a Hot Celebrity Daughter of the Day

When it comes to the Baldwins or at least the products of nepotism that the Baldwin sperm has made in the pussies of seemingly hotter pussy….we know the two main players…

We’ve got the Ireland Baldwin, daughter of Alec who is most known for being called a pig by Alec, back when he used his anger to abuse little kids and not to shoot people on set accidentally / allegedly…

She is not a pile of slop just because she looks like she is, in fact she’s now pregnant, which can justify her outrageous size…a size that came stock with massive tits but do you really care when the rest of her is a fucking mental case disaster…YES WE FUCKING DO….Bring them titties MOMMA….is she lactating yet?

We’ve got Hailey Baldwin, who in a way stole the spotlight from Ireland, because Ireland came to the scene first and was playing a beachy babe who was dating some surfer bro, when she was younger, fresher, and less of a dumpy pile of now pregnant, prison tattooed giant tits….

Hailey followed the Jenners around like a lost puppy, hoping someone would notice, luckily for her Bieber noticed and despite failing as an instagram model, she could fulfill her fantasies of mattering and just the other day was playing into the NEPO BABY trend, pretending that people give a fuck about her due to STEPHEN BALDWIN….who?….EXACTL…trying to play it up anything to attribute her new found success to being married to the number one pop star of a generation….GROUPIES GONNA GROUPIE TO THE TOP…..

Well, there’s another Baldwin, this time a skinny one with tits, she’s from the lesser known, or lesser successful Baldwin, who is actually pretty embarrassing on Twitter last I saw….BILLY BALDWIN….the star of what would be straight to DVD if DVDs were a thing, or straight to STREAMING before STREAMING featured legit talent….he’s a real fucking loser of a Baldwin which is why I like him the best….

Anyway, he knocked up Chynna Phillips, of Wilson Phillips fame…HOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAY…..

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So yeah, Chynna Phillips, daughter of the Mamas and the Papas main players….is still MARRIED to William Baldwin, who knew since no one cares, which is probably better than her half sister Bijou married to Danny Masterson, or her other sister Mackenzie who is of the fucking wall and claimed to fuck their dad….

Anyway, they have 22 year old daughter and she’s hot…THE ONLY BALDWIN COUSIN to matter…..

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