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2023

16

Jun

Jane Seymour Swimsuit of the Day

I remember when Dr Quinn Medicine Woman was on my free-to-air antenna TV back in the day and not once did I think “I’d fuck Dr Quinn Medicine Woman” besides my standard “she’s got a pussy so I’d fuck Dr Quinn Medicine Woman”…which applies to ANY woman on TV, except MAYBE a handful that repulse me, from Lena Dunham to other fat chicks, for the most part, I would FUCK each and every woman ever cast in a TV show, Movie, Commercial….Game Show, Reality Show, News Broadcast, on the street interview for the local news…you get what I am saying…which is that I didn’t have any Dr Quinn Medicine Woman fantasies when watching Dr Quinn Medicine woman, I had other shit to jerk off to…

HOWEVER, 30 years later, Dr Quinn Medicine Woman’s got her tits out in a racy one piece, all strappy and slutty, like some kind of Sugar Baby on a YACHT PARTY being a YACHT GIRL, sun kissed at 100 fucking years old, in the SEATED position which is the most daring of position a bitch can pose in a bikini in and I’m like….Dr Quinn Medicine Woman should have had more nudity…because if she’s this good now, maybe I just wasn’t seeing how good she was then….but then again, it could just be AI, Fillers, FILTERS, Photoshop and LIES….

Who cares, hot granny tits…

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2021

10

Mar

Dr Quinn Medicine Woman in a Swimsuit of the Day

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I never watched Dr Quinn Medicine Woman, but it was on TV all the fucking time and I do like Westerns, but it was likely not the kind of Western I’d like…so I never fully got the opportunity to Jerk off To Jane Seymour the way I’d want to….and after seeing her swimsuit pics today…I am not going to start now…but maybe you’re relive some nostalgia like the pervert you are…I mean never too old to get in a swimsuit for the internet to stare at your tits, ass, vagina, etc…even when you’re too old to get in a swimsuit…..

You may come from the school of thought where you feel it is never to late to do something, but I don’t…when the ship has sailed, there is no getting on it and ending up in the new world…you missed the fucking boat…so if jerking off to Dr Quinn is your thing, you may be better off watching her reruns…

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2018

31

May

Jane Seymour and Malin Akerman in Bikinis together of the Day

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Weirdest duo ever to be in bikinis….

Dr Quinn Medicine Womam – what the fuck you up to girl?

Is this some Scientologist retreat?? Are they Scientologists? Some cult status what the hell’s going on.

Posted in:Jane Seymour|SFW

2018

22

Feb

Jane Seymour Does Playboy of the Day

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Either Playboy knows their demographic, or just how old and outdated they are, or Jane Seymour, DR QUINN MEDICINE WOMAN, who is pushing 70 years old, has some pull at the magazine and figured she could use it for one last publicity stunt before she strokes out and ends up in a home like other 70 year olds….

I don’t think people wanted to see Jane Seymour in Playboy even at her peak of a career, I mean she was never a hot ticket item, even if in her elderly golden years she’s got some tits…

Tits she’s decided to not pull out, despite this being Playboy, who have clearly lost touch…because at least get naked woman..

Jane Seymour? Playboy? What a weird fucking thing…what a weird casting choice…who fucking cares about Jane Seymour….I mean other than Playboy fans in their 70s I guess.

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2014

03

Jan

Jane Seymour Granny in a Bikini Fetish of the Day

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Jane Seymour, or as I like to call her, Dr Quinn Medicine Woman, because that’s the dumbest fucking name for a TV show ever and many dicks must have been sucked to make that pile of shit come together…in what must have been a very dark time for television….is a 62 year old mom of 4 who everyone is going fucking nuts over because she’s wearing a bikini and is apparently more fit than she was in 1973 on the set of James Bond…if by fit you mean she can run farther and faster because back then she just smoked and ripped lines…but in terms of body, she’s all barrel bellied and dumpy assed…so I can only assume they fit they are talking about is just health oriented or maybe fitting into a size 0 thanks to Ostheoperosis, but not in terms of tight rocking’ squat loving, body I would expect from a 62 year old actress who has nothing better to do than fitness all day every day…

If you’re into senior discounts and dating the women who get them…here’s a 62 Year old in a bikini for your sick fucking fetish…

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2007

10

Oct

I am – Jane Seymour Dancing With the Stars Rehearsal Pics of the Day

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I have a confession to make. I went to a friends house and his daughter’s were watching dancing with the stars yesterday and I was in the other room, because he doesn’t like me getting to close to them, because they are 18 and I am a bad influence, but I couldn’t help but overhear the shit that was going down. Basically, Jane Seymour’s mother had a stroke earlier in the year and her favorite show was Dancing With the Stars, the UK version. When Jane Seymour decided she was going to do it, she told her dying mother who hadn’t spoke in months and her mother spoke for the first time since her stroke saying “YES”. So that inspired Jane Seymour to do the show and since the stroke her mother ended up passing away and she decided to kick serious ass on her show, because she knows her mother is watching her and last night’s tango was so meaningful to Jane Seymore because it was the one dance she was going to dedicate to her mom.

Now I am all for sob stories, I think it makes for good entertainment, but the only question I had was did the Dancing with the Stars producers pay for this bullshit story for the tear-jerking drama it caused or did Jane Seymore off her mom, she is Dr Quinn Medicine Woman after all, so that she could win points with the judges. The whole thing was pretty fucking suspect and all the judges were nice to her after her dance, because none of them wanted to look like heartless bastards.

I remember when I used to use my mom’s death to get me passing marks in English class because I was a Mexican immigrant I couldn’t really write much more than “MY MOM DIED BE NICE”.

Point of all this is to say this Jane Seymour bitch looks like a fucking clown in this outfit, she is 56 years old and looks like she’s made of plastic, but not the good kind of plastic, more like the pastic wrap I used to take off of cheese slices to tape to my dick as a makeshift condom…I’m crafty like that.

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