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2015

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Jun

Jasmine Sky is the 16 Year Old of the Day

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Her name is Jasmine Sky, I’ve never heard of her, and I sure as fuck how you haven’t heard of her, because she’s 16 and that would make you a fucking creep…an the reason me posting her pics doesn’t make me a creep, you know seeing as I am in my 40s, and she’s 16…is because it is my job, that isn’t really a job, to see what is going on in pop culture…

She’s in some new TV show, that used the above pic as their promo pic, even though she’s 16, and they are creepy old execs in Hollywood, who know exactly what they are doing…

From what I gather, she’s 16, she’s from Canada, she was born in 1999, and she’s taking Kim Kardashian type pics of her young ass, that I assume will be 6 times the size once she hits puberty, and her parents, I guess are suffocated by dollar signs of her getting herself famous and encourage her young prostituting ways…

You see, these pics are clearly “LOOK AT MY ASS” pics that her mom should say “Hey, you’re being slutty”….but instead is like “Show more ass, I’ve been training you to have a booty since you were 4 and Kim K first happened”…..and her fans, obviosuly young people are pretty funny…from celebrating her ass, to calling her a bootleg Kyle Jenner…the youth of today…are sluts, perverts, assholes and seem to just get it..

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