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2012

15

Feb

Jojo Levesque Shitty Thong Slip of the Day

These are probably the dumbest pictures I’ve posted to date….and I’ve posted a lot of dumb fucking pictures…

Jojo Levesque….who at one point in her career was considered Jailbait…something I never understood…cuz just being 16 doesn’t make a bitch hot to me…but to Americans even the pussy that seems more like the beast you use bait to catch than the bait…you know unattractive, thick and acting all gutter…she’s considered hot until she turns 18….which happened and lead to her banging black dudes, to guys realizing they were crazy to find her hot like her 18th birthday sobered them up and removed the beer goggles…which lead to her falling off the map, forgotten…

The story doesn’t end there…all of a sudden she decides it is comeback tour time so she’s hitting all the malls in America to promote her album to those who still remember her…and when she was at one of these promo events….for Valentines Day…her underwear poked out of the top of her jeans…someone posted it…and other people responded excitedly…confusing the fuck out of me…cuz Jojo is at the stage of her career that people only notice her when her staged leadked pussy pics are released and even then we’re only watching to see what damage all the black guys she fucked did the last decade she hasn’t existed…

Underwear waistband doesn’t deserve this much attention….ridiculous…

I am more into this video titled Valentine’s Day Greeting for Jojo and Timo….probably better than Jojo’s Valentines Day performance…

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2012

05

Jan

JoJo’s Titties in a See Thru Dress of the Day

Chocolate loving, in both senses of the term, get it cuz she went from being some jailbait people wanted to fuck only because she was under 18 and on TV and making shitty music, until turning 18 and getting fat via chocolate eating but more importantly tainting her twat with blackness, at least according to her fan base of white suburban perverts who don’t like their fantasies to get fucked by her black…..something that’s never bothered me…I figure getting my fat white wife fucked by a brother would be good for the relationship cuz then I wouldn’t have to fuck her…

Either way, she’s trying to make a comeback and doing it by showing some tit, and we like tit here, even if not naked….so I’m posting her twitter pic like I care…but trust me when I say…I really don’t….

Yes…I feel like an asshole, perver, loser, virgin posting a pic of some bitch’s cleavage but I’m doing it anyway…..I’m pathetic…welcome.

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2011

15

Nov

Jojo’s Tits for Twitter of the Day

Rememeber when Jojo was this hip hop thuggy popstar at 16 who everyone wanted to fuck because she was 16 and America is weird about 16 year olds like that, since they aren’t allowed to fuck them by law, making her some forbidden fruit that was forgotten her 18th birthday, forcing her to date black dudes, get fat, only to come back now, like she wasn’t damaged goods, begging for your affection for a new album by posting her pretty shitty tits to twitter….and I think her strategy may be working….cuz here I am talking about her…when I was the few who never cared for her cuz I was too busy fucking hotter 16 year olds up in canada…cuz we’re allowed to do that.

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2011

09

Sep

JoJo’s Inspiring Performance of the Day

Here’s Jojo’s inspirational performance that has 15 views on Youtube to remind us to never give up, even if you should, because no matter what, there will be at least 100 perverted guys who used to be obsessed with you, willing to jerk off to you as an adult for Old Times sake, even though you got fat, went back, and really never were all that….because people are weird….I mean what else is she gonna do…it’s not like she’s educated, and she’s got that taste of fame she wants to bring back, and I like watching trainwrecks, so it all works out in the end, however, this comeback would have been better more naked, more damaged…I want more desperation dammit…

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2011

02

Sep

JoJo Does Twitter of the Day

Here’s black lover JoJo on her comeback tour….you know cuz her maid of a mother spent all her teen popster a decade ago money…and her numerous black lovers in her entourage are taking a little off the top to not release the sex tapes they’ve shot with her…even though those sex tapes would do her some good….

I didn’t find her midget thickness hot back then and I don’t like her thickness now…but at least she’s trying…even if her trying isn’t quite hard or naked enough….

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2011

15

Jul

Jojo the Twitter Slut Trying to Make a Comeback of the Day

Remember when Jojo turned 18 and no one rememebered who she was…except maybe the black guy she started dating for a bunch of years who made the last of her virgin loser fans disappear…cuz they couldn’t let the idea of her turning 18 turn them off of her…if anything it was the date they were waiting for to solidify their fantasy wedding but they could let the idea of her vagina being ravaged by a black dude make them quit her….

Well she’s back, and she’s trying to get noticed by being sexy…or as sexy as she can….cuz as far as I’m concered she’s never been hot…not even a jailbait fetish could make me convert to ever say she’s hot…

But at least she’s trying…little gully slut…

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2008

03

Oct

Jojo Has a New Boyfriend of the Day

If you’ve been wondering what Jojo Levesque has been up to the last few years, it turns out she’s been fucking giant stuffed animals and as weird as that may be, I am sure you’ve done or jerked off to a lot weirder. Like the time you went on that fishing trip with your buddies and though it would be funny to shove you dick in the freshly caught trout, or the time you made your own vagina out of a bowl of warm pasta, or the time you spent a week crafting a sex machine, that you had no one to use it with, so you borrowed the neighbor’s dog…you get what I am trying to say here….you are a sick fuck and that’s the end of that.

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2008

10

Sep

Jojo is Still Alive for the People Who Still Jerk Off the Her Music Videos of the Day

Remember Jojo, the ghetto chick who spoke with a black accent and dated rich teenage rappers like Lil Bow Wow or the other one who I can’t remember right now. She’s the girl all these perverts were so excited to see turn 18 because they thought she was so hot and once she turned 18, everyone forgot about her, which leads me to believe that everyone is just a bunch of perverts who find a bitch hot because she’s illegal to fuck and the second she’s no longer official jailbait, they forget about obsessing over.

I never thought Jojo was hot or would turn out to be hot and I was right, but that’s just because I don’t look at jailbait as the forbidden fruit, I look at is as easy pickins, I mean not for me, but for someone with decent looks and a little charm, because their little minds are so easy to manipulate into doing all the evil things you want them to do because they just want to be adults and being an adult usually involves sitting on a dick, so instead of jerking off to their music videos, you should just tell them that grown girls never say no to your requests and make them feel insecure about being young by saying things like “if you were older you’d be so hot” or “if you were older you’d be way more fun to hang out with” and before long, they’ll be workin’ you like they work their crimpin iron or whatever the McDonald’s cash register you met them at…..

Either way, here’s some Jojo in purple….

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2008

21

Feb

JoJo Showing Off in a Dress of the Day

Here is JoJo at Betsy Johnson like this is some kind of publicity stunt that happened 2 years too late, because no one knows who she is anymore, except for maybe a gang of perverts who get off to ex-15 year old popstars. The good news is that she is showing off her black booty in some dress, that bad news is that she doesn’t really have a black booty she just thinks she does, based on the way she used gangster jabber in interviews, or at least the way she used gangster jabby, considering we haven’t heard from her in awhile and it could have just been a phase.

The only thing that confuses me about these pictures is that she is part of the big tit generation, the one that gets their periods at nine and who have big ol’ tits by 12 because of the hormones in their food, but for some reason has no tits but still looks like a fan of eating. Maybe she hasn’t hit that part of puberty yet and for her boyfriend’s sake, lets hope she hasn’t hit the other kind of puberty either cuz their ain’t nothing wrong with having a girl who can’t get pregnant.

She turns 18 this year, so this is less perverted than it seems and remember I am in Canada so 14 is legal, like we’re still in the 1600s and there’s nothing wrong with that…if you’re the kind of guy who can only get dates by buying a girl tickets to the Hannah Montana concert because you know they can’t say no. Pervert.


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