Animal print to women, is what Hawaiian shirts are to men, or were to men, before the hipsters say Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and every brand started making them for the bros….

There was a time when the Hawaiian shirt on a fat white dude was a symbol of adventure, excitement, taking on the wild resort life during your retirement by using SPF 10 instead of SPF 45….I don’t even know if they make SPF 10 anymore….

So women, in animal print are like that…daring, exciting, forward thinking…not scared to look like a slut…because channeling a slut is what they do.

I don’t know about Jojo…she’s out there trying to get herself as famous and noticed as possible in this third act of her career…but I know about the old ladies around here and their animal print and it’s safe to say they are all on the same kick…just trying to show the world how fearless and dialed into their animalistic ways they are….wild…like a Safari in Africa with cleavage.

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JoJo has big tits. Big tits she is promoting on her social media because no one gives a fuck about JoJo 20 years after she was famous jailbait…except maybe for gay dudes, but gay dudes love all things pop, and will forever buy into girls who made them dance at any given point in their gay lives, just look at Madonna, they are the reason she exists…and I guess that applies to JoJo also…but she’s clearly trying to break free from that…with her tits cuz gay don’t need big tits to get sucked in….cuz they don’t want to suck on them…but we do…and we do.

Good job JOJO. Staying relevant the right way.

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Jojo’s got her tits out…in a workout because it’s the safe for work way to get dudes content they can jerk off to because guys are perverts and can jerk off to everything…especially when they go to GYMS or see GYM women in public in their Spandex outfits….getting their lunches, getting their yoga pants, trying to feel sexy while their rich husbands are out fucking young sluts from Sugar Baby sites…

That is not Jojo’s story, her story is teen popstar I barely remember, who was on TV and who turned busty and still as a fan base….for whatever reason….

Here she is getting rubbed down…by her trainer…pretty inappropriate if you look at it the right way….the pervert way…the only way.

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I have no idea why I am reposting this pics of Jojo’s fat ass in some underwear outfit for the perverts…

But I am posting it….

I assume it has to do with Jojo being a symbol of perversion of the past and that if you have fans a decade ago that want to jerk off to you – they’ll want to still jerk off to you 10 years later…as Maitland Ward has taught us, don’t underestimate the power of being a 90s star people want to see become a porn star, where even in her 40s and sloppy she can deliver…

This is not Maitland Ward…thank god…but it’s Jojo’s ass.

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Yo JoJo…what’s going on here…what the hell man…I little risque if I do say….

I accidentally watched a movie she was in the other day, I didn’t realize she was in movies, but I guess she had a minute of fame that has carried her to this point….a point where she can post panty flash mirror pics…something all girls can do…but that not all girls are Jojo with fame from when she was a teen to make her panty flash more confusing….since you expect this from all the thirsty whores…but to think a girl who made money is also just a thirsty whore is hard to wrap your head around…you’d think she’d be better than this….she’s feeling soft and hard while you’re just soft because of your diabetes but want to be hard…because girl in panties.

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I’ve been wondering why JOJO still exists, why people still talk about her, why she has followers, and all that nonsense that makes these celebrities celebrities and as it turns out, it is because of the gays, who generally love all things “Pop” and 90s nostalgic and they are keeping her alive…playing from Gay Club to Gay Club…songs they remember when they were young homos growing into themselves doing song and dance routines at home….for their dad who thought “fuck, I think I done made me a queer”…

That said, she not only appeals to gay people who rememeber the 90s, but also perverts who like tits on their young starlet now that she’s old..

So here she is paddleboarding for you watersports enthusiasts..

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