Animal print to women, is what Hawaiian shirts are to men, or were to men, before the hipsters say Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and every brand started making them for the bros….

There was a time when the Hawaiian shirt on a fat white dude was a symbol of adventure, excitement, taking on the wild resort life during your retirement by using SPF 10 instead of SPF 45….I don’t even know if they make SPF 10 anymore….

So women, in animal print are like that…daring, exciting, forward thinking…not scared to look like a slut…because channeling a slut is what they do.

I don’t know about Jojo…she’s out there trying to get herself as famous and noticed as possible in this third act of her career…but I know about the old ladies around here and their animal print and it’s safe to say they are all on the same kick…just trying to show the world how fearless and dialed into their animalistic ways they are….wild…like a Safari in Africa with cleavage.

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