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2024

01

Feb

Jojo and her Tits do a Fat Girl Dance of the Day

Jojo is basically a kid wonder who when she was underage, was loved by the industry and put into song, dance and acting. Perverts called her jailbait, her mom the cleaning lady from New Hampshire got to no longer be a cleaning lady, but then it all ended when she got a boyfriend and disappeared….

She reappeared years later, leveraging her celebrity from yesteryear and was able to flash her giant tits to get noticed.

She did titty campaigns for Rihanna’s brand, she did titty flashing for her own brand, it’s been a whole lot of fun in terms of her tits having their time to shine they way they should…..and I’ve forgot she existed…

I guess she’s not overly active on the whole social media thing, but a titty video of her excitedly eating like a fat chick got posted on the internet and it’s just all so exciting…fat girl dancing for food because is her only joy, but luckily this fat girl’s fat sticks to her TITS…

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2023

19

Sep

Jojo Bra and Panties of the Day

Remember Jojo….

Well, it’s safe to say the sexualized child star turned adult now in her 30s is probably still a sexual deviant, because sexualized children always grow up to be freaks, or lesbians, which are also freaks…

She’s out here doing some weird masturbation pose, her old face blurred out so you can still remember her 50 pounds lighter, with her big ass that confuses me a little in this post, and her hand between her legs like one of those nymphos who can’t stop making herself cum, and by nympho I mean retard at the institution who doen’t know how to turn that part of her brain off cuz she’s a retard….

Horny chicks and retards are so similar…

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2023

08

Aug

Jojo Swimsuit of the Day

Jojo with the big tits is out here in a bikini, as girls with big tits tend to do, especially when they are rich girls with big tits and can afford to go all the places in which you’d want to wear bikinis, like Florida or the Caribbean or even fancy places in Europe, despite being white trash from New Hampshire, Jojo can be hood rich in Europe like everyone else…

Jojo with the big tits is not doing much for the argument that girls with big tits always grow into their tits, you see because the big tits are just fat stores and when those fat stores get filled up, the fat needs to find other places to hang out like stomach, hips, saddlebags, legs….

That’s not to say that Jojo is TOO obese to stare at in her bikini, I’m staring, it’s a bikini, and there are far fatter chicks out there, it’s just to say that girl’s pretty fucking meaty which is unfortunately making her big tits a lot less impressive, since fat girls are supposed to have fat tits, it’s their only marketable skill, I mean that and sucking dick like it’s the dessert cart at the buffet…

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2023

09

May

Jojo Bra and Panties of the Day

Funny enough, I went on Jojo’s social media last week for the first time in months, because I don’t really bother with social media, it gets in the way of me being an out of touch, clueless, outdated, boomer fuck….so that I can just perv on people in peace without getting caught up in the cancer of the social media satanic agenda….

But I have to update this bullshit site, so sometimes I do my rounds to see “who is famous, or who was famous, and what slutty content have they posted”….

Jojo, being a top trending child star sold to the industry, tapped out early on, but has been slowly making a comeback, and pre-pandemic, she pulled a full tit out on her IG story, shocking a nation, but not really, few people cared, but I was like “damn Jojo, them New Hampshire, daughter of a cleaning lady tits are some kind of big”….

Then Rihanna cast her as an underwear model for Rihanna’s billion dollar brand, like Rihanna was tapping into the people she looked up to before she was exported to the USA at the age of 14 to become a billion dollar earner for some people….and I guess herself….but that’s another story….this story is about Jojo posting lingerie pics on the regular as part of that Rihanna stamp of approval she needed.

Since then, she’s touring and performing in plays or something along those lines and the panty pics, the titty pics, the Jojo trying to be the pudgy child star turned thirst trapper became few and far between….

BUT ALL THAT HAS CHANGED TODAY….with the underwear selfie….now if only her name wasn’t so fucking stupid, maybe you could jerk off to it, but when someone refers to herself as Jojo, it reminds me of the retard home I was forced to volunteer at….she’s not 4 years old anymore…let her get that grown up name…her tits, which have gone through puberty at least twice, say it’s time.!

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2022

11

Nov

Jojo has her Tity Glitter On of the Day

Jojo has big sloppy tits, we know this because when she was a few years into her comeback, when no one but some gays and leftover die hard fans gave a fuck about her, she took to her instagram live during a workout and pulled her tit out, instantly getting noticed because we love big sloppy tits as a society, especially on someone who was a famous child star decades ago…

She has gone onto lingerie model for Rihanna, and as far as I’m concerned that’s about all she’s gone onto to do, but she still posts up her cleavage since they are her marketing hook, weaponizing titties for personal gain, as women do, and I support that hustle. MORE TITS SHOW ME MORE TITS.

Todays titty content is from who the fuck cares, she’s got big cleavage and we’re looking at it, all glammed up. Maybe she’s performing a stage show, she is a touring pop act, that unfortunately doesn’t tour the local strip clubs like porn chicks used to do in the glory days of sex work….

The second most interesting thing about this selfie shoot, besides the titty, is the neck tattoo that has her last name and her native state of New Hampshire’s slogan of “Live Free or Die”, which I assume is to identify the body if some crazed fan leaves her disfigured in a ditch or the woods somewhere, because I can’t see any other reason to brand your last name on you, other than to remind people your name when they forget it. as they fuck you from behind…or when identifying the body….

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2022

11

Oct

Jojo In Lizzo’s Fat Suit of the Day

Fat fuck Lizzo who consistently offends the world with her fatness being fetishized, even though it makes other fat fucks feel like they can be anything a non fat fuck can be, it’s totally terrible for society as a whole, because whether fat fucks like it or not, being fat is ALWAYS unhealthy, leads to health issues, chronic health issues and premature death, which is not always a bad thing and part of the motivation in marrying my fat wife, like marrying a cancer patient, you know the relationship can end faster than it started so it’s hardly a commitment, but in my case, she hasn’t died, so the jokes on me, I figure what was supposed to be a 10 year plan is pushing 30 years, but that’s besides the point, the point is Lizzo is gross, whether shee’s playing to slave owner’s flute like Porky Pig, or pushing the fat agenda by dressing provocatively, no matter how loved she is or how fierce her marketing team has made people think she is, it’s scary!

Anyway, she’s partnered with Kate Hudson’s scam brand Fabletics, that I heard charges people monthly memberships to allow them the right to show their shitty athletic-wear, they call it athleisure for the fatties, and together they’ve created fat girl shapewear that’s assless or crotchless and it’s fucking weird. They called it YITTY because they are racist and trying to reach a non-white girl market of ATHLEISURE, doing their best to go against Kim K’s skims and really, all you people supporting shitty celebs on the dot com direct to consumer brands need to shop local, stop making rich scumbags richer!

Anyway, Jojo, who was a Savage x Fenty lingerie model, has been recruited to push fat girl shapewear by Lizzo and this is her slutty selfie.

In comparison to Lizzo, it’s a better look, but that’s not saying much, since Lizzo scares me.

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2022

14

Sep

Jojo’s Brought her Braless Tits to the Stage of the Day

My man Willie sent these into me pretty much right when it happened, since I barely check my email, deal with addiction, it’s a disease you know, and overall have a total lack of interest in celebrity pussy, because I am convinced celebrity is over, hollywood is dead, and these are the final players in a piece of shit industry that should have never been, but that has probably had sex with Jojo at least once, you know, it’s the low income trash from the middle of no where that they like best!

I also hate social media, so I look at the highlights posted in places like the stepFORUM, but yeah, what we can learn from Jojo is that if you’ve got tits, fucking use them, they are a gift from above, that even if they were kept hidding in her first iteration because the industry was putting money into marketing her and she didn’t need to bust them out, she could use them as part of her comeback tour that she’s been on a few years now, which is precisely what she’s up to!

In this concert that I am sure sucked, Jojo is in a skimpy top, braless, possibly flashing, definitely showing a lot of underboob, maybe even some nipple through that costume, and it makes her a fuck of a lot more interesting since she’s basically an ex celeb, holding onto the dream, already shat out by the industry because she got her period or turned 18, or something along the creeper lines like that!

Point of the story, Jojo’s got tits and I’m looking at em!

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2022

13

Sep

Jojo Green Lingerie of the Day

These pictures of Jojo in her lingerie is shot by lifelong fan of the site Zelda Williams, who I expect to get an email requesting we take down the pictures of Jojo’s fat tits in her lingerie, because Zelda Williams hates this fucking site for making fun of her when she was just a young celebrity child of Robin Williams dabbling in lesbianism!

Apparently, DrunkenStepfather was read by people a decade and a half ago, BUT we don’t have to worry about that anymore!

Yes, I made Jojo’s lingerie pics about me, not because I am a narcissist, but because of Zelda Williams, the photographer stripping Jojo down for some content production, like the creepy nude model photographers of instagram who have all been cancelled, even though the girls nude i the photos knew what they were getting into!

“Oh, I want hot pics of me naked, this random stranger who shoots all the whores naked will do it for free, that’s so nice of him, AND he’s got 100k followers, what could go wrong, I mean he’s shot with ALL these other girls, he must be a NICE guy who never went to photo school but who needs school, when you can fake being a photographer with the help of social media, so that you can take nudes of randoms, a fetish!”

But yeah, the discovery of Jojo’s tits, is probably the most important thing that’s happened in her second go at a pop career!

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2022

02

Sep

Jojo’s Big Ass in Concert of the Day

These pics were emailed to me by a potential reader, I wouldn’t go so far to say that this site has any readers, I mean yes, these are words, but that doesn’t mean they should be read, or that they are read, or that anyone cares what they say!

However, despite having no fans, I mean, why would I, but despite having no fans or readers, someone sent me an email, probably out of sympathy, maybe as an extending of an olive branch, like when you see a homeless guy on a bench half dead on Christmas and you decide to give in and give him a dollar for his alcoholism, or drug addiction, but instead of a dollar, we got JOJO, on her comeback tour that’s been going on a few years now, because she was a huge fucking deal as a child star, so it’s only natural to keep on earning off that foundation you built, since the fans are there!

And in her comeback tour, she’s got her big ass out, her panties on stage, taking the whole job as an underwear model for Rihanna pretty fucking seriously, and taking it to the stage, because she knows, like you know, she’s more interesting to people when she uses her big tits and ass for attention, you know for people to jerk off to, otherwise she’s just another child star trying to make it as an adult star, which without her ass and tits, would be SUPER fucking boring!

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2022

24

Aug

Jojo Cleavage of the Day

I wouldn’t go so far as to say the day I found out that Jojo had big tits was a life changing experience, but it definitely made her a lot more interesting as some child star who had fallen off, who was trying to make a comeback based on nostalgia alone. Sure, it’s a lame concept, but she was still under 30 and had money to make in an era where the money is far easier than the money then, especially with tits!

She’s gone onto flash her tits in an IG live, which I think was intentional, that led to a deal with Rihanna’s lingerie brand to be a set of ambassador tits and realizing she grew some fat tits was like realizing the earth is flat, game changer, not a very important game changer since who gives a shit about Jojo and the earth being flat impacts all of us by exposing the lies we’ve been told, but a big tit Jojo is better than the alternative, which I guess would be a small tit Jojo?

Who cares, she’s using tit for attention, which is what tits are gifted to girls to do!

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