Fat fuck Lizzo who consistently offends the world with her fatness being fetishized, even though it makes other fat fucks feel like they can be anything a non fat fuck can be, it’s totally terrible for society as a whole, because whether fat fucks like it or not, being fat is ALWAYS unhealthy, leads to health issues, chronic health issues and premature death, which is not always a bad thing and part of the motivation in marrying my fat wife, like marrying a cancer patient, you know the relationship can end faster than it started so it’s hardly a commitment, but in my case, she hasn’t died, so the jokes on me, I figure what was supposed to be a 10 year plan is pushing 30 years, but that’s besides the point, the point is Lizzo is gross, whether shee’s playing to slave owner’s flute like Porky Pig, or pushing the fat agenda by dressing provocatively, no matter how loved she is or how fierce her marketing team has made people think she is, it’s scary!

Anyway, she’s partnered with Kate Hudson’s scam brand Fabletics, that I heard charges people monthly memberships to allow them the right to show their shitty athletic-wear, they call it athleisure for the fatties, and together they’ve created fat girl shapewear that’s assless or crotchless and it’s fucking weird. They called it YITTY because they are racist and trying to reach a non-white girl market of ATHLEISURE, doing their best to go against Kim K’s skims and really, all you people supporting shitty celebs on the dot com direct to consumer brands need to shop local, stop making rich scumbags richer!

Anyway, Jojo, who was a Savage x Fenty lingerie model, has been recruited to push fat girl shapewear by Lizzo and this is her slutty selfie.

In comparison to Lizzo, it’s a better look, but that’s not saying much, since Lizzo scares me.

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My man Willie sent these into me pretty much right when it happened, since I barely check my email, deal with addiction, it’s a disease you know, and overall have a total lack of interest in celebrity pussy, because I am convinced celebrity is over, hollywood is dead, and these are the final players in a piece of shit industry that should have never been, but that has probably had sex with Jojo at least once, you know, it’s the low income trash from the middle of no where that they like best!

I also hate social media, so I look at the highlights posted in places like the stepFORUM, but yeah, what we can learn from Jojo is that if you’ve got tits, fucking use them, they are a gift from above, that even if they were kept hidding in her first iteration because the industry was putting money into marketing her and she didn’t need to bust them out, she could use them as part of her comeback tour that she’s been on a few years now, which is precisely what she’s up to!

In this concert that I am sure sucked, Jojo is in a skimpy top, braless, possibly flashing, definitely showing a lot of underboob, maybe even some nipple through that costume, and it makes her a fuck of a lot more interesting since she’s basically an ex celeb, holding onto the dream, already shat out by the industry because she got her period or turned 18, or something along the creeper lines like that!

Point of the story, Jojo’s got tits and I’m looking at em!

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These pictures of Jojo in her lingerie is shot by lifelong fan of the site Zelda Williams, who I expect to get an email requesting we take down the pictures of Jojo’s fat tits in her lingerie, because Zelda Williams hates this fucking site for making fun of her when she was just a young celebrity child of Robin Williams dabbling in lesbianism!

Apparently, DrunkenStepfather was read by people a decade and a half ago, BUT we don’t have to worry about that anymore!

Yes, I made Jojo’s lingerie pics about me, not because I am a narcissist, but because of Zelda Williams, the photographer stripping Jojo down for some content production, like the creepy nude model photographers of instagram who have all been cancelled, even though the girls nude i the photos knew what they were getting into!

“Oh, I want hot pics of me naked, this random stranger who shoots all the whores naked will do it for free, that’s so nice of him, AND he’s got 100k followers, what could go wrong, I mean he’s shot with ALL these other girls, he must be a NICE guy who never went to photo school but who needs school, when you can fake being a photographer with the help of social media, so that you can take nudes of randoms, a fetish!”

But yeah, the discovery of Jojo’s tits, is probably the most important thing that’s happened in her second go at a pop career!

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I wouldn’t go so far as to say the day I found out that Jojo had big tits was a life changing experience, but it definitely made her a lot more interesting as some child star who had fallen off, who was trying to make a comeback based on nostalgia alone. Sure, it’s a lame concept, but she was still under 30 and had money to make in an era where the money is far easier than the money then, especially with tits!

She’s gone onto flash her tits in an IG live, which I think was intentional, that led to a deal with Rihanna’s lingerie brand to be a set of ambassador tits and realizing she grew some fat tits was like realizing the earth is flat, game changer, not a very important game changer since who gives a shit about Jojo and the earth being flat impacts all of us by exposing the lies we’ve been told, but a big tit Jojo is better than the alternative, which I guess would be a small tit Jojo?

Who cares, she’s using tit for attention, which is what tits are gifted to girls to do!

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Jojo is doing here best impression of her sweet dog, but I like dogs better than people, not sexually, just because dogs have all the best qualities you’d want out of person, but that you never get out of a person, because people are self involved pieces of shit trying to get ahead.

Even someone like Jojo, who theoretically has money in the bank, an okay level of celebrity seeing that she was a child star about a decade ago who may have checked out for a few years, but is still Jojo with the Nostalgia…..but yeah, even someone like Jojo is so keen on getting ahead that she’s using her poor loyal dog as a prop in her smutty content

More importantly,she’s THANKFULLY using her tit to get some hype, and I figure when it’s at that angle, which isn’t the most common bikini selfie angle, she’s getting an interesting side tit hang, all full and round because her tits are beefy and soft….

Pretty nice work…..

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Jojo brought her thickness to what I assume was instagram…which seems to be the people’s favorite place to post their entry level nudes…the kind you send to your tinder match you’re flirting with before diving into the asshole pics…

It does seem weird that people take these slutty selfies for their social media, but I guess when you’re addicted to being famous, to being the center of attention, being the jerked off to….as you compete against actual porn….you gotta step it up…

She does look like a fat chick, with fat tits we’ve seen thanks to a previous instagram story around the top of the Pandemic back in 2020, you know to launch her as someone you want to follow because you may see her tits when bored at home during the pandemic….and that’s become part of her top tier, once a celebrity, still a celebrity, or at least trying to be a celebrity, hustle…

Her underwear, string strps look like she’s pulled them up so hard they’re overalls, but whatever works in a world of perverts and exhibitionists…and as a pervert…this works for me…keep up the once famous, now half naked hustle. It’s a good enough one.

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Here’s some Jojo looking like she’s having a mental breakdown, which may excite those of you who are single, lonely and never exposed to the crazy that women have deep in their souls, burning brightly always ready to explode at any given moment….you know being yelled by a bitch, means she cares…something jerking off to porn doesn’t really offer you…that REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE….

I am not into crazy eyes, girls raging or crying. The whole mental health being normalized thing is fucking annoying to me, the oversharing also annoying, I prefer the bottle it up and keep it to your damn self…..but at least she’s doing it in a body suit…..

I am not even interested in finding out what the tits are saying in this clip, the human trafficked, or at least the sold to the industry as a child, which rarely ends well has been back back for a few years trying to be relevant…and when she was away, she grew some tits…and those tits will help make all her dreams come true….if she just LIGHTENS UP a bit….this energy is a little intense for me going into the weekend….it’s a reminder that all these motherfuckers are just broken, even if their tits look substantially not broken…

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One of the more interesting revelations of the pandemic, is that Jojo has huge tits, which for some reason, a reason called WE LOVE TITS, makes her dramatically more important than some washed up child star trying to revive her career….and with the help of big sister Rihanna who I am sure don’t have a questionable origin story…which I guess Jojo does too…you know how does a girl from New Hampshire end up in Movies by the age of 15…maybe the same way a girl from Barbados ended up in NYC at 15 with all the work visas in place to become a huge popstar for a big record label…probably not the kind of thing you’d want to look too deep into, but instead just accept as normal luck….good old fashion LUCK…

Anyway, Jojo is grabbing her big tits at the American Music awards which I didn’t really care were on, because the American Music Awards are the only awards I was ever “Invited to” as press, I didn’t go, because I figured if they were inviting me, it was probably some real bootleg shit….you know if I am at your party, your party is the wrong party….if I sneak into your party, your party is the right party.

Point being. tits.

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