Fat fuck Lizzo who consistently offends the world with her fatness being fetishized, even though it makes other fat fucks feel like they can be anything a non fat fuck can be, it’s totally terrible for society as a whole, because whether fat fucks like it or not, being fat is ALWAYS unhealthy, leads to health issues, chronic health issues and premature death, which is not always a bad thing and part of the motivation in marrying my fat wife, like marrying a cancer patient, you know the relationship can end faster than it started so it’s hardly a commitment, but in my case, she hasn’t died, so the jokes on me, I figure what was supposed to be a 10 year plan is pushing 30 years, but that’s besides the point, the point is Lizzo is gross, whether shee’s playing to slave owner’s flute like Porky Pig, or pushing the fat agenda by dressing provocatively, no matter how loved she is or how fierce her marketing team has made people think she is, it’s scary!

Anyway, she’s partnered with Kate Hudson’s scam brand Fabletics, that I heard charges people monthly memberships to allow them the right to show their shitty athletic-wear, they call it athleisure for the fatties, and together they’ve created fat girl shapewear that’s assless or crotchless and it’s fucking weird. They called it YITTY because they are racist and trying to reach a non-white girl market of ATHLEISURE, doing their best to go against Kim K’s skims and really, all you people supporting shitty celebs on the dot com direct to consumer brands need to shop local, stop making rich scumbags richer!

Anyway, Jojo, who was a Savage x Fenty lingerie model, has been recruited to push fat girl shapewear by Lizzo and this is her slutty selfie.

In comparison to Lizzo, it’s a better look, but that’s not saying much, since Lizzo scares me.

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