Jojo Got Them Titties on Of the Day

2021

Nov

One of the more interesting revelations of the pandemic, is that Jojo has huge tits, which for some reason, a reason called WE LOVE TITS, makes her dramatically more important than some washed up child star trying to revive her career….and with the help of big sister Rihanna who I am sure don’t have a questionable origin story…which I guess Jojo does too…you know how does a girl from New Hampshire end up in Movies by the age of 15…maybe the same way a girl from Barbados ended up in NYC at 15 with all the work visas in place to become a huge popstar for a big record label…probably not the kind of thing you’d want to look too deep into, but instead just accept as normal luck….good old fashion LUCK…

Anyway, Jojo is grabbing her big tits at the American Music awards which I didn’t really care were on, because the American Music Awards are the only awards I was ever “Invited to” as press, I didn’t go, because I figured if they were inviting me, it was probably some real bootleg shit….you know if I am at your party, your party is the wrong party….if I sneak into your party, your party is the right party.

Point being. tits.