I think the most fascinating thing about Jojo Levesque, is not that you have to be an investigative journalism to dig through the archives of the early 2000s to remember who she fucking is, that part of her is actually pretty annoying, however, being from that era, I remember her being this jailbait girl people wanted to fuck, and even then, as a creepy pervert who liked young girls I didn’t really grasp the appeal…and I guess she didn’t really maximize her approach and instead blossoming into a Miley, who probably has equal or less sex appeal, she got a black boyfriend, spent all her money, like a stripper would, and now she’s back in the game, posting this kind of shit on instagram….that I don’t necessarily understand, but that look like she’s peeing and that works for me.

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JoJo Levesque ignores me when I send her messages on twitter…and that hurts my feelings because she’s so desperately seeking attention on her comeback tour after spending the last 5 years getting fat and banging black dudes…but the good news is that this comeback tour involves more staged bikini pics…as most cries for attention do…and whether I find her hot or not….doesn’t matter cuz she’s in a bikini…..and that cancels out all her flaws while broadcasting a lot of her other flaws…

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I don’t understand why Jojo cropped out her face from these pictures, like she was a high school girl sexting for the first time, trying to protect her identity without realizing anyone who knows her will know it is her…especially when she posts the shit to her twitter….which is likely an attempt to get people to notice her again since she fell off the fucking map when she turned 18 and started dating black guys…but with this new album, she’s gonna make sure doesn’t fuck it up again…cuz this is her second chance to make something of herself….and everyone knows the best way to do that is half nakedness….I approve of this stratgy….

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I call this “jailbait everyone wanted until she turned 18, trying to make a comeback by showing titty”….

Here’s her story….she was 16, she had a hit song, every pervert wanted to fuck her cuz she looked 12, she turned 18, everyone forgot about her, she didn’t have any other commercial success, and she did what ever unwanted white girl does: she emotionally ate…and she ended up where every fat girl with issues ends up: fucking black dudes…but not the kind of black dudes who can help her get more famous like Jay-Z, but black dudes who live in the philly projects she grew up in….

But all that’s behind her, I mean everything bit the black dude thing, cuz once you go black you never go back, cuz here she is at the BET awards letting us know she’s been doing sit ups and got a push up bra and ready for a comeback…

I wonder if the name of her next single is – “At first you don’t succeed -cuz your pedo audience moves on, get fat, fuck a black dude then do some sit-ups and try, try again….”

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Remember this bitch? She was Miley before there was a Miley. She was some underage pussy that everyone wanted to fuck just cuz she was underage. There was nothing hot about her, there was nothing and then she started dating a black dude and quickly become a fantasy of the past….

Well it turns out she’s posting bikini pictures on Twitter to get people to remeber her by following her in some kind of internet candle lit memorial with tits in a bikini top instead of candles…at least she still got cool friends….

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