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2008

10

Sep

Jojo is Still Alive for the People Who Still Jerk Off the Her Music Videos of the Day

Remember Jojo, the ghetto chick who spoke with a black accent and dated rich teenage rappers like Lil Bow Wow or the other one who I can’t remember right now. She’s the girl all these perverts were so excited to see turn 18 because they thought she was so hot and once she turned 18, everyone forgot about her, which leads me to believe that everyone is just a bunch of perverts who find a bitch hot because she’s illegal to fuck and the second she’s no longer official jailbait, they forget about obsessing over.

I never thought Jojo was hot or would turn out to be hot and I was right, but that’s just because I don’t look at jailbait as the forbidden fruit, I look at is as easy pickins, I mean not for me, but for someone with decent looks and a little charm, because their little minds are so easy to manipulate into doing all the evil things you want them to do because they just want to be adults and being an adult usually involves sitting on a dick, so instead of jerking off to their music videos, you should just tell them that grown girls never say no to your requests and make them feel insecure about being young by saying things like “if you were older you’d be so hot” or “if you were older you’d be way more fun to hang out with” and before long, they’ll be workin’ you like they work their crimpin iron or whatever the McDonald’s cash register you met them at…..

Either way, here’s some Jojo in purple….

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