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2018

10

Jul

JoJo Paddleboarder of the Day

I’ve been wondering why JOJO still exists, why people still talk about her, why she has followers, and all that nonsense that makes these celebrities celebrities and as it turns out, it is because of the gays, who generally love all things “Pop” and 90s nostalgic and they are keeping her alive…playing from Gay Club to Gay Club…songs they remember when they were young homos growing into themselves doing song and dance routines at home….for their dad who thought “fuck, I think I done made me a queer”…

That said, she not only appeals to gay people who rememeber the 90s, but also perverts who like tits on their young starlet now that she’s old..

So here she is paddleboarding for you watersports enthusiasts..

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2018

06

Jun

JoJo Got Them Titties On of the Day

JoJo Big Tits on Stage

JoJo got them titties…

Now if only anyone knew who Jojo was…

Or more importantly…if only Jojo didn’t have the dumbest fucking childish name because she was a child star grown old….and if only her fans were fucking weirdos who only know her from then.

If only…

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2018

23

May

JoJo’s Tits Out of the Day

JoJo Topless Tits Covering her NIpples 1

JoJo who you probably remember – because you’re a creepy fucking pervert weirdo…has just mastered the latest kind of topless picture, one I haven’t seen before, that we call “Topless To Show Off and Celebrate Allergic Reactions”….

Most topless pics have a much less creative excuse to seem like it isn’t shameless or attention seeking, but rather just casual and sharing a story, or looking for support from her peers, who have allergic reactions like her…

Trying to not celebrate her weak immune system, to inspire other weak immune systems, to not let their weak immune system make them feel like less of a person or like it is bringing them down….to make them feel inadequate.

Take ownership on the weak immune system, celebrate it and post a topless pic you can polarize like a good strategic ho.

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2018

02

Apr

Happy Easter From The Slutty Easter Bunnies of the Day

With every holiday comes a series of clickbait obvious content that the people of social media put together like they were still in elementary school and it was a theme day…

Some people, like Maitland Ward do it everyday, because every day is a national “something” day…making a great opportunity for little thought to make content…

Other people just save it for the big days….like Christmas, Fourth of July, Halloween which has a life of it’s own, and EASTER….because bunny ears, since Playboy in the 50s, are a symbol of slutty behavior, slutty women, sluts…

So here’s our compilation of sluts being sluts on easter…some famous, some not, all trying to be clickbait…

Like our header pic – lead it pic – AUBREY O’DAY who won’t talk about fucking trump, but will post up her ass…

or Jojo – Who the fuck cares about Jojo

And Rita Ora the biggest clickbaiter famewhore around…

If this doesn’t capture the easter spirit – I don’t know what will…

How about Selena Gomez….big titty jesus freak….

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2018

16

Mar

JoJo Instagram Titties of the Day

JoJo Tight black shirt cleavage

We may not know who JoJo is…but I do remember when she was clickbait or was it jailbait many years ago…even though I don’t remember her from then, I don’t remember her songs, I don’t remember anything about her…but I know she has since been on a comeback tour, not accepting being a one hit wonder, sexualizing herself, or doing whatever it is she’s doing…

But I do appreciate when I see the nerds of the internet uniting to fuck with photoshop pictures to make the clothing invisible like it’s their super power….and that alone is hilarious to me..

So whether these are JOJO nipples or not, it’s nice to see crowdsourcing done for good….because nipples and see through shirts…are good.

Here is the photo altered by the internet nerds to show her nipples..weird..

JoJo Altered PHoto

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2018

07

Mar

JoJo’s Yoga Tits of the Day

JoJo Yoga Tits

We may not know why anyone would care about JOJO, and we may not understand why anyone cared about JOJO back when she was an underage popstar back before social media was a thing, because there was a time when JOJO was clickbait jailbait bait….before falling off and spending all her money…

But we do understand what it means to be slutty in a workout, you know while trying to do the healthy and positive thing to live her best life, tits out….especially when it’s part of her second attempt at something that probably shouldn’t have happened the first time around and was just a weird lottery win..

I guess fans / perverts are loyal…

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2018

01

Feb

JoJo In her Underwear of the DAy

JoJo In her Underwear

Jojo is such a ridiculous nickname, I find it interesting that she still uses it as her professional name, despite how ridiculous it is…but I guess she spent so much time building up the brand as a child star exploited at 12, it’s just easier to keep it going…and here she is 15 years later showing her toned abs…to the perverts who still care…the perverts into 12 year olds who are ok with that 12 year old turning 30….because part of the erotica is watching her grow, develop, and age…some truman show shit where you voyeur so hard like she’s your neighbor’s kid and you’ve seen her whole existence from birth to middle age…always drawn to her because of that connection, that bond, that can only live a few times in one pervert’s lifetime…

And here she is trying to hustle hard….market hard…remind those perverts she’s still there, still got it, despite being older and less relevant jailbait hype…

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2018

17

Jan

Jojo in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Jojo in her Blue Bathing Suit in the Ocean

Jojo posted up some bathing suit pics to her social media platform of choice for the people who care about Jojo and what she is up to…..

Which amazes me, because even at her peak, doing the Avril Lavigne underage teen girl with angst thing, no one really cared about her…

Then she took time off to spend all her money on her boyfriend…in what was referred to as an interracial relationship before race disappeared and we became all one color…..then came back…to do whatever she does…and people are into it. They go to her shows, she tours, it’s so weird….

I only pay attention for the tits, or the various ways she attempts to seduce by not seducing in slutty outfits, or doing workouts…becuase I am a pervert and that’s what perverts do.

Jojo in cleavage in her bathing suit

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2017

04

Sep

Jojo is Busty For Instagram of the DAy

Jojo likes to show off her big tits on social media – because that’s the whole point of having big tits and if you didn’t use them in your marketing when you’re an attention seeking popstar from yesteryear leveraging the fame you had to get people to go to your show, buy tickets to your show, and make you matter again…you gotta use every angle you can and the most simplistic, affordable, and obvious ones…is tit content…that I barely notice because I only care about Jojo for her raw talent and artistry….that’s the only reason I am posting this post.

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2017

23

Aug

Jojo Is Basic in her Selfie of the Day

Jojo is here teaching all you girls a VERY valuable lesson and that is that if you say “I’m such a fame whore attention seeker looking to seduce on the social media”…or “I’m so basic”…which is the scaled down version of that…you know the “sarcasm, or calling herself out tactic of attention seeking, while being a fame whore attention seeker, trying to show off her body….it makes it all ok….even though it was all ok when she was doing the fame whoring…without justification, or calling herself out.

Keep up the good work ghetto child star turned whatever she is.. fame whore with less fame whoring…

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