All these try hard motherfuckers…

Trying to be hot, trying to get an audience, trying to get your money….it’s a lot of fucking trying and the funniest thing about it is they don’t give us anything of substance or quality….not one of them is interesting, enlightening, mind altering….don’t people want to look up to people who are amazing…why we choose MEDIOCRE at best celebrities to be the important people…it’s just fucking unfortunate…

The good news with JOJO in that her comeback, she revealed, literally, full tit on the instagram feed….only to become a lingerie model…which was the SINGLE most important thing she has done….so why bother doing anything else..

You don’t need to sing girl, the lingerie work is just fine…be a lingerie model who has the ability to sing if she falls on her luck and needs a hook for the HOUSE CALLS she makes…but to actually waste her time doing this big production shit is crazy…but I appreciate the tits…which is really all I am trying to do here…help her find her true calling, that she’s found and knows…but is still hung up on her old bullshit…

I guess it’s like being an old motherfucker doing stepLINKS everyday…WHY…I don’t have the ANSWER..because it doesn’t get me paid…it’s a mental illness….

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I was just looking up Jojo and the Vaccine, because I want to document all these celebs that are pushing the vaccine, because they are slaves to the system, but I figure if people start dying off from the vaccine, that is apparently not as effective as they said it was because they’re making you Mask again, when masking has been proven to not work at much beyond making yourself look like a complicit asshole…

Anyway, when all the unvaccinated are killed off, or forced to vaccinate, and the vaccianted have weird ass repercussions from the vaccine, but no one to sue, I figure my legacy will be to give you celebs to point the finger at and lay blame on, because if a celebrity tells you to do something…..then they should be held accountable if what they tell you to do makes you sick…right? Right..

Unfortunatley, the only Jojo vaccine propaganda I found was this:

Which is designed to manipulate the minds of children….redheaded children…who in another time would have been labeled a vampire and put out to pasture, but in our era, are allowed to live amongst us…

I actually read an article about the history of redhead hate and it started with Judas being a Redhead, turned Vampire after killing Jesus, and since then the Redheads have been hated….

In conclusion, Jojo has big tits and is a lingerie model because of those tits, and she wants you to know it.

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Jojo’s comeback tour continues…the 30 year old child star or tween star who disappeared for most of her 20s decided to finally reveal the fact that she had tits on social media, by literally pulling her tit out on a workout video posted to her instagram, you know that kind of stuff is never accidental…it’s all part of master marketing plan…a “I’ve managed to peak off my nostalgic fans, I haven’t been able to get a viral hit song like Rebecca Black with those fans, my concerts attact a couple hundred people, I’m rocking a huge set of tits, let’s show those off and see where it takes us”…..

We are simple minds, we always have been, men get dumber when they see tits, even if they don’t consider themselves men anymore, you know cuz being a man is embarassing or whatever cuck beta bullshit they’ve been pushing on the SOY BOYS…not that I’m an alpha over here, 99 percent of people think I am a whining fag when they land on the site, I’m just not a pussy….but I like pussy.

We’re simple minds and after all the years of porn being mainstream and accessible, we’re basically devolving into apes, and tits speak to us more than any other storyline…

But yeah, Jojo showed her tits, got a job modeling lingerie for Rihanna’s billion dollar lingerie brand, and she’s been running with that, and I appreciate it….

This is her sheer dress.

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I guess Jojo’s feeling the need for a little attention, you know those likes and follows are addictive in this mindless world of instant gratification dopamine release…keep the world dumb as shit and only inspire them through staged pics of your body instead of spreading any other information, knowledge, wealth, benefit…just an ass in the thong is all you need to keep yourself relevant, even when you were a huge star about a decade ago and still have fans based on that….you need to reduce yourself to a low level sex worker recruiting subscribers in the same way…which is obviously a great message to tell young girls…don’t worry about talent, access, skill…just take ass selfies on days your ass feels round enough…in outfits that make your ass look its best…since we’re just mindless HOST bodies for our genitals…

It’s pretty fucking crazy, but I am torn, since I like staring at the asses, it’s just so much of it, all fucking day, it was never like this and now it’s TOO much like this to make it cheap, flimsy and barely exciting….

Get it together feminists, get empowered for doing things beyond posting pics of your assholes on the internet and lazily pretending it’s activism moving society forward…TITS GET HITS we know…so does ass…doesn’t mean it’s valuable or positive or important…it just means we’re fucking perverts into looking…

This is the dumbing down in motion….ALL these people are doing it….and we get to watch, so I guess it’s better than not seeing her ass in a thong..

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I like to thank Jojo disappeared for the last 16 years because she was busy trying to get her bra on….

Her tits are almost that big, and not necessarily HOT tits, with all big tits comes the risk of being sloppy as fuck, but to some, big tits alone are hot tits…

The real question is where she was hiding her tits all these years…because I only figured out she had tits when she decided to flash them on her instagram live, before becoming a lingerie model for Rihanna, where it was basically all tits, and since then she’s been nothing but tit…the built in marketing strategy all tits need.

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Jojo has big fucking titties…at least by my standards of big titties since I think the real big titties you find on fat chicks that hang off either side of their gunt are the wrong kind of big titties…while traditional big titties are the ideal big titty…especailly on a body that doesn’t look like it should have big tits from all the eating…

I don’t know if Jojo always had the big tits, I didn’t really pay attention to her the first round of fame, but I do know that this iteration of her is about the titties…not only is she doing her pop music thing for the nostalgic fans….but she’s also a lingerie model for Rihanna and now a bikini model for her IG…in a skimpy enough bikini that makes the tits look round and delicious…

I know what you’re thinking, she’s a talent, famous, more than just titties…to which I say, who fucking cares about any of that, it’s all about the titties and she knows it, otherwise she wouldn’t post them all the time in a celebration of the tits…obviously…it’s a marketing hook that works…breast feeding the nation and she’s not even lactating at least not that we know of….

In other news, how about that vagina tattoo….

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I’ve said it before and I’ll saw it gain….the discovery that Jojo had big tits was amazing for her level of relevance according to me….I don’t reduce all women to the size of their tits, I actually endorse all tits of all sizes and for the most part like smaller tits….but that doesn’t mean that I don’t reduce the relevance of celebrities to the size of their tits cuz celebs with big tits are more interesting…

So I am into Jojo figuring out how to reinvent herself in this porn era of perverts, since it involves tits….I mean it’s the internet and tits get hits…

I don’t know what this looking back at us pose is, but I guess it’s trying to be inviting, mysterious, a little “who are you and why are you looking at half my tit don’t you see I have pants with windows sewn into them…look at that.

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I think the most important thing that happened in Jojo’s comeback tour is the discovery of her tits….

Like we were on some Indiana Jones Paleontologist or archeologist or whatever the fuck he was, we’ve dug up the archives or the fossils and realized how valuable they may be, and by us, I mean Jojo, cuz she said “Fuck it, unleash the hounds, partner up with Rihanna, and let the world know these tits are here and they are ready to be objectified in exchange for success”….people like tits…oh I meant tits when I said Release the Hounds, in the event you didn’t catch on, you dumb fuck….

Anyway, Jojo, the child star who I don’t remember as a child star, but who was pretty successful as a child star, has tits, so look at them now that she’s 30 and trying to build off what she already had in the industry because there’s training, talent, investment in her…so by default she’s better than the bottom feeders of social media…but most importantly, she’s got big tits and big tits are fun to look at…

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