There’s a phenomenon out there called SEATBELT TIT that my friend Stefan is very into…he’s also into the ONE tit being pulled out fetish which is a thing that people with lowered expectations has…you know WHY show me both your tits in a TITTY DROP…is it TITTY drop THURSDAY YET…OH MY IT IS….get ready for those, thing of this as the teaser or the appetizer.

But anyway, INSTEAD of asking a bitch for BOTH tits, you know so you can see the full set, your negotiation in seeing the tit ends up with “come on, just pull out one, it’s just a tit, I’ve see tits, everyone has tits, what’s the big deal, don’t fear the tit, you don’t even have to show me the set, just give me a sampler…it can be the smaller of the two, you know since not all tits are created equally, not even on the same body”….

I guess it’s a half glass full situation, where he’s just happy to see one tit, while one tit makes me angry cuz I want both tits…NEVER SATISFIED…

Well, a variation of the ONE titty flash, is the seatbelt tit, where the belt pumps the titties up….bags have a similar effect and JOJO who surprised us with her big tits by flashing them on IG STORIES and becoming a lingerie model for Rihanna…

She was also on some luxury vacation in CABO where she did boating and big titty bikinis….fun..

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Here’s some JOJO in her PPE because of COVID or some shit….I guess she’s invented a face mask with a stylish lens and glittery shit to make it seem nice and high fashion….

The good news is that even with that clown shit you see the clowns of your neighborhood rockin’ like a bunch of idiots who just do what they are fucking told like a bunch of lemming fucks…willing to blow out their longs and limit the oxygen in their lungs, strictly for the sake of COMPLYING WITH THE RULES…..

DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD EVEN IF IT MAKES NO SENSE, DEHUMANIZES YOU, REMINDS EVERYONE AROUND YOU THAT YOU ARE A FOOL, because…you have no mind of your own.

The good news is dumb PPE like this doubles as a cum shield for a BUKKAKE so we can always find use for trash….

The better news…HAVE YOU SEEN THE TITS ON THIS ONE!

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I like to call Jojo Big Saggy, because her tits are like two bags half filled with mayonaise, all streteched out and amazingly sloppy, just not when in a sports bra or push up bra, where the girl who lost her virginity at a young age and who I saw in a podcast talking about how horny she is, because women of today are different than women of yesteryear thanks to all the porn that has been shoved down their fucking throats with the algorithm, you know just trying to be hot….

But yeah, her big tits made her more interesting for me and her Rihanna underwear campaign was pretty solid, except she’s no longer working for Rihanna but rather ANOTHER UNDERWEAR brand that she now calls her favorite because these flip floppers go for whatever is paying them…and LIE…

A month ago, Rihanna’s underwear was her favorite…

You see where we are going here and that is who cares why Jojo is now an underwear vendor…or underwear model…in her 30s…but at least we get to see her tits.

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All these try hard motherfuckers…

Trying to be hot, trying to get an audience, trying to get your money….it’s a lot of fucking trying and the funniest thing about it is they don’t give us anything of substance or quality….not one of them is interesting, enlightening, mind altering….don’t people want to look up to people who are amazing…why we choose MEDIOCRE at best celebrities to be the important people…it’s just fucking unfortunate…

The good news with JOJO in that her comeback, she revealed, literally, full tit on the instagram feed….only to become a lingerie model…which was the SINGLE most important thing she has done….so why bother doing anything else..

You don’t need to sing girl, the lingerie work is just fine…be a lingerie model who has the ability to sing if she falls on her luck and needs a hook for the HOUSE CALLS she makes…but to actually waste her time doing this big production shit is crazy…but I appreciate the tits…which is really all I am trying to do here…help her find her true calling, that she’s found and knows…but is still hung up on her old bullshit…

I guess it’s like being an old motherfucker doing stepLINKS everyday…WHY…I don’t have the ANSWER..because it doesn’t get me paid…it’s a mental illness….

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I was just looking up Jojo and the Vaccine, because I want to document all these celebs that are pushing the vaccine, because they are slaves to the system, but I figure if people start dying off from the vaccine, that is apparently not as effective as they said it was because they’re making you Mask again, when masking has been proven to not work at much beyond making yourself look like a complicit asshole…

Anyway, when all the unvaccinated are killed off, or forced to vaccinate, and the vaccianted have weird ass repercussions from the vaccine, but no one to sue, I figure my legacy will be to give you celebs to point the finger at and lay blame on, because if a celebrity tells you to do something…..then they should be held accountable if what they tell you to do makes you sick…right? Right..

Unfortunatley, the only Jojo vaccine propaganda I found was this:

Which is designed to manipulate the minds of children….redheaded children…who in another time would have been labeled a vampire and put out to pasture, but in our era, are allowed to live amongst us…

I actually read an article about the history of redhead hate and it started with Judas being a Redhead, turned Vampire after killing Jesus, and since then the Redheads have been hated….

In conclusion, Jojo has big tits and is a lingerie model because of those tits, and she wants you to know it.

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Jojo’s comeback tour continues…the 30 year old child star or tween star who disappeared for most of her 20s decided to finally reveal the fact that she had tits on social media, by literally pulling her tit out on a workout video posted to her instagram, you know that kind of stuff is never accidental…it’s all part of master marketing plan…a “I’ve managed to peak off my nostalgic fans, I haven’t been able to get a viral hit song like Rebecca Black with those fans, my concerts attact a couple hundred people, I’m rocking a huge set of tits, let’s show those off and see where it takes us”…..

We are simple minds, we always have been, men get dumber when they see tits, even if they don’t consider themselves men anymore, you know cuz being a man is embarassing or whatever cuck beta bullshit they’ve been pushing on the SOY BOYS…not that I’m an alpha over here, 99 percent of people think I am a whining fag when they land on the site, I’m just not a pussy….but I like pussy.

We’re simple minds and after all the years of porn being mainstream and accessible, we’re basically devolving into apes, and tits speak to us more than any other storyline…

But yeah, Jojo showed her tits, got a job modeling lingerie for Rihanna’s billion dollar lingerie brand, and she’s been running with that, and I appreciate it….

This is her sheer dress.

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I guess Jojo’s feeling the need for a little attention, you know those likes and follows are addictive in this mindless world of instant gratification dopamine release…keep the world dumb as shit and only inspire them through staged pics of your body instead of spreading any other information, knowledge, wealth, benefit…just an ass in the thong is all you need to keep yourself relevant, even when you were a huge star about a decade ago and still have fans based on that….you need to reduce yourself to a low level sex worker recruiting subscribers in the same way…which is obviously a great message to tell young girls…don’t worry about talent, access, skill…just take ass selfies on days your ass feels round enough…in outfits that make your ass look its best…since we’re just mindless HOST bodies for our genitals…

It’s pretty fucking crazy, but I am torn, since I like staring at the asses, it’s just so much of it, all fucking day, it was never like this and now it’s TOO much like this to make it cheap, flimsy and barely exciting….

Get it together feminists, get empowered for doing things beyond posting pics of your assholes on the internet and lazily pretending it’s activism moving society forward…TITS GET HITS we know…so does ass…doesn’t mean it’s valuable or positive or important…it just means we’re fucking perverts into looking…

This is the dumbing down in motion….ALL these people are doing it….and we get to watch, so I guess it’s better than not seeing her ass in a thong..

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I like to thank Jojo disappeared for the last 16 years because she was busy trying to get her bra on….

Her tits are almost that big, and not necessarily HOT tits, with all big tits comes the risk of being sloppy as fuck, but to some, big tits alone are hot tits…

The real question is where she was hiding her tits all these years…because I only figured out she had tits when she decided to flash them on her instagram live, before becoming a lingerie model for Rihanna, where it was basically all tits, and since then she’s been nothing but tit…the built in marketing strategy all tits need.

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