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2020

21

Dec

Jojo Bikini of the Day

It was Jojo’s birthday I guess and she decided to post an on beach in her underwear pic that we can assume doubled as one of her promo shots for Rihanna, maybe an outtake or a behind the scenes, who knows….celebrities are all influencers now forced to produce their own content and the content that works best is the nudes…so I am sure Jojo is stoked that she became an ambassador for Rihanna’s lingerie, because now she has a valid money making excuse for the lingerie pics…so it seems less about producing smutty clickbait and more about genuine work….it’s pretty obvious Jojo loves being a lingerie model more than any of us love Jojo being a lingerie model…but she does look good these days, maybe it’s the pandemic dick…eager for any pussy…or maybe it’s the fact that she’s got big old tits…who knows..this happened.

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2020

30

Nov

Jojo Panty Face of the Day

Jojo

Jojo is the busty child star turned lingerie star because I guess Rihanna is a fan of hers and maybe grew up to her movies back in the shanty she’s rumored to be from in Barbados, not that she was there that long, she escaped paradise in what I would think is a weird fucking story, one that makes me think HUMAN TRAFFICKING as she was 14, even with parental consent that seems fucked up, but no one seems to care because she’s a billion dollar empire…but I still care to know the real fucking twisted story of perverted Hollywood and the 14 year old BAJAN they brought in…

I know, Rihanna is not Jojo, but Rihanna did give Jojo the most meaningful work she’s ever had, seeing as she’s all in her underwear with panties on her face like you used to be when you’d be home from school before your mom or sister got home and you’d want that not so fresh pussy scent all over you for masturbation purposes…I mean it’s nothing to be ashamed of, I probably wouldn’t bring it up during the holidays though, but dudes like to jack off to panties and not even in a comedic way…I mean people have been buying panties off the internet forever…my first interent business in the early 2000s are going to be a panty selling marketplace since ebay and criagslist banned it back when porn wasn’t everywhere and people still frowned on it…

…so Jojo with panties on her head may be a trigger of what you did in your horny teen with no self control days….or it could be a trigger of how good jacking off to dirty panties was….forcing you to dive back into that world you’ve turned your back on due to shame….

Well this is the era of no shame even for things you should have shame for….so follow Jojo’s lead and sniff some fucking panties.

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2020

25

Nov

Jojo the Lingerie Model Boy of the Day

Jojo fucking loves that she’s officially a lingerie model thanks to her fan Rihanna, because for the longest time Jojo barely existed. She came out strong when she was around 18 years old after her cleaning lady mom sold her to the industry, she had a few hits, chased in then fucked off until instagram brought her back into our lives…there was definitely a 5-10 year hiatus between her last movie/music performance and showing her tits to all her fans on the regular, you know, since they are big tits that you probably had no idea she even had before she decided to basically shove them down your virtual throat that was unfortunately not your real through, since big tits are fuck to suck on, it’d be better, like most things sex, if it wasn’t virtual…but sometimes, when you’re a pathetic loser in a pandemic, virutal is all you’ve got….

I don’t need to give you the Jojo backstory, I post this bitch often enough for me to just say “Jojo is still loving the life as a lingerie ambassador, getting paid to show her big tits for a big brand that allows for her to continue to exist in this world of so many sluts”….

These are her holiday lingerie pics, likely photoshopped, but who isn’t and they are looking pretty good to me.

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2020

26

Oct

Jojo Pussy Tattoo of the Day

Jojo Booty

Jojo, who recently did some perverted show on ELLEN TUBE about sex health with Sarah Hyland, some sex therapist and other idiots talking sex…

On the show, Jojo disclosed losing her virginity at 14….probably to some executive, she was a child star, said things like not needing penetration or a vibrator….where she can stimulate herself clitorally…because this is the era of oversharing and for whatever reason I don’t find any of that information hot in the public forum…I actually hate hearing about it…but it’s normalized, sex positivity is a thing, let’s all overshare…for whatever fucking reason you probably all jerked off to it already…

Jojo, is also a recently recruited lingerie model for Rihanna, and she’s loving being jerked off to, because like most people, she’s a fucking pervert…but unlike most people…she’s a celebrity and thus her perversion is weirder thanks to lots of downtime….

So she’s all about being this sexual being, I am all about staring, because prior to this lingerie campaign, I just saw Jojo as some lame ass sloppy bitch who is trying to reclaim her celebrity off nostalgia…but apparently she’s just an overly horny pig of a girl and in an era of everything being porn…that’s pretty expected, mainstream, but still weird….

I guess I prefer learning girl’s sexually interests in a ONE ON ONE way, rather than on some podcast they are doing for attention….to show the world that they are into fucking like basically everyone else in the world…

Here she is being fit

Jojo Booty

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2020

12

Oct

Jojo Pussy Print of the Day

In very exciting news, Jojo, the child star that was sexualized by an evil industry at far too young of an age, sexualization that I didn’t quite understand because I remember her being some bootleg Lohan…but yeah, she disappeared for a long fucking time, came back and rode that Jojo nostalgia, because she was a HUGE star with a HUGE fan base when she was younger…I guess that worked

Somehow (we know how) that turned into her having huge tits, then deciding to flash those big tits, only to use her big tits knowing that she had big tits, to next level things…because slutty content works best on social…we’re a horny species…

Anyway, that’s all led to her becoming a model for Rihanna’s SAVAGE and now, like every other girl on social media, the girl is in her underwear all the time and that works for us…because of those big tits…

In an interesting turn of events, I mean not really a turn of events, but an interesting tidbit, this panty video is shot by Zelda Williams, who from my understanding due to her domineering nature, is a lesbian, so maybe they scissored….because when you’re Robin Williams’ daugther, the pussy comes to you…



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2020

01

Oct

Jojo in Lingerie of the Day

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, because not that much goes on in my life where I can pull some personal stories that get inspired by these Jojo pics, and even if I could, maybe they are none of your fucking busienss….yes I’ve paid for sex from homeless prostitutes like Jojo’s mom probably was before she saw Jojo as a money making option to integrate in her sex work ring, you know like a good parent, better because she took it out of New Hampshire crack dens and brought it to California for the dream…

But what I’ve said before, and what I’ll say again is that Jojo, who is on her second, maybe even her third attempt at stardom, loves being labelled a lingerie model more than you do…this bitch just eats it up and is as half naked as a sex object as hard as she can…which is a good thing…

She was a young starlet, she disappeared for what must have been a decade, she came back and played off her nostalgia, but only this past year did she realize she had a secret weapon that no one was expecting….a set of huge tits…that she’s flashed at least once on IG LIVE…to let you all know they exist, they are sloppy, the way you want big natural tits….

That clearly caught Rihanna’s attention, because Rihanna is the one who gave her this lingerie model stamp of approval and despite not finding Jojo all that hot, she’s hotter than she’s ever been, but that could just be because she’s half naked…something that makes me like a bitch better….



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2020

22

Sep

Jojo Assumes the Position of the Day

Jojo Spread

Jojo is assuming the position, while acting like she’s innocently just laying there. We know what you’re up to Jojo, we’ve seen your transition to “has been child star that discovered social media and appealed to the old fans based on Nostalgia”…..to “gay icon who built off that nostalgia to perform for the gay scene, in an era where everything is gay, because gay dudes going to these kinds of things were into Jojo when she was at the top of pop culture”…..but more interestingly to “lingerie model for Rihanna who accidentally flashes her big tits on IG Live for her fan base of dudes who are following her because they liked her back when she was jailbait….and appreciate she’s growed some tits”…

So everything she does, even her cries to get people to register to vote today, is sexual and thus should be sexualized…and really any position a woman poses in could be her assuming the position, since you can figure out various ways to fuck in that position for your masturbation purposes, but this position, one I call the Sloth, or the “Magazine reader on a Sunday”….is a from behind, I can’t be bothered to look back or get on my knees to push back on you, but you can enter if you really want to, just don’t talk dirty or get too into it, because I’m trying to read my magazine”….it is one of those hot girl moves where they are just stocked on themselves and feel they are doing you a favor by letting you fuck them, so they aren’t about to put effort in, it gets in the way of lazy.

Maybe I am reading this pic all wrong.

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2020

16

Sep

Jojo is not Protesting Facebook of the Day

Jojo is not protesting facebook like the other idiot celebs, I think she realizes she owes her whole revival to facebook, because it allowed her to flash her tits and remind us or inform us that she’s got these big tits..without social media, she’d be a dried up cum shot in the corner of your room from the past….but instead she keeps bringing it…

Anyway, she’s clearly not fighting the hate on social media that the other celebs are fighting for their weird Hollywood agenda, possibly because she’s too into herself to care about issues, or maybe she knows her place, that her voice like all other voices is out of touch and irrelevant, and save the protests for other idiots, because we don’t matter and focus on just trying to have a good time….

Her caption to this wasn’t very inclusive, as she tries to categorize a subgroup of people based on her dumb dances…..who is she to decide what type of person these 4 approaches represent…YOGI. B- GIRL. HYPE MAN. DIVA…..don’t project your ideals on us Jojo…but do project your titties on us.

Here’s Jojo’s mom who at one time sold her to the industry being weird…

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2020

01

Sep

Jojo Underboob of the Day

Jojo Underboob

Jojo, white trash sold to the entertainment industry when she was a kid because the entertainment industry likes the poor ones, you know the living in a car types, who get a taste of money and celebrity and go fucking nuts, it’s like dating a ghetto ass girl who is used to eating KFC or McDonalds for Dinner and bringing her to a fancy restaurant, at least pre-covid….or taking someone who has never travelled on some all inclusive 5 star vacation….to them it’s like they fucking made it, like they are living that dream life, eager to snap off all the pics they can because they can’t fucking believe how great this side of the world is…you know making them easier to manipulate….

It’s the war torn Russian photo every mail order bride owner should keep, to show the wife when she gets out of hand – YOU WILL GO BACK TO THIS IF YOU DON’T BEHAVE…only the pop version…

ANYWAY, she’s gone from child star, to jailbait because of the way they marketed her, to non existent, to nostalgia brought her back….and her titties brought the fans back and now part of her hustle is producing titty content for Rihanna…in a weird circle of life situation…but not quite weird enough because it is all pretty basic…

Jojo Lingerie
Jojo Underboob

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2020

10

Jul

Jojo Jumping Up and Down in her Panty Promotions of the Day

Jojo finally got a job besides trying to relive the glory days of when she was a big deal….something she turned her back on for whatever reason all those years ago because apparently she had some issues with her record contract, they say…but I think it had more to do with laziness….6 years of laziness that instagram nostalgia has allowed her to crawl out of…

Then there’s the whole girls who grew up watching her from their shanty in barbabos on some coat hanger antennae who are now giving back thanks to the inspiration she brought them…by saying “you can promote our lingerie with those big Jojo Tits if you want”…..assuming Rihanna has any say in her lingerie’s marketing, or if she just collects checks now that she’s got nothing else to do.

Either way, it has brought Jojo new life as a low level half naked influencer, which is really where I like all “celebs” to be…

The video of her bouncing around in her underwear….amazing.

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