Finding out that Jojo had big tits was a bit of a revelation, probably not one you’d call a religious experience, but one that made me understand why she had the celebrity she had back in the day, because back in the day, when she was being pushed on everyone as Jailbait, people legitimately fell for it, believed it, and I always thought she was real fucking average…so her comeback all these years later was about as average as it could be then all of a sudden she’s pulling her tits out in an instagram story to say “I’m ready to fuck with this social media shit on a real level”…then she modelled lingerie…now she’s in a sheer outfit with her tits out…which is a good look for everyone.

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Jojo is pretty incredible, consider when she was at her peak of high pay day stardom, she never looked this good, but fast forward a decade and that professionalism, that training, that having been someone before, and still someone cuz of that, while wanting to be someone again….brings out the best in people…that fire to do better, to have more, to get more out of life, to win…never satisfied and all you gotta do is show some titty…to build off of what you built…not bad…when you got titty…to hustle….

What I am saying is I’d rather Jojo tits than some no name tits, or not, all tits matter. Where’s our charity for that?

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Since it’s Frog Butt Friday, I figure I had no choice but to post big titty Jojo who we had no idea had big tits, until she realized that she was getting no where without her tits, and decided they’d be a good and free addition to her marketing efforts, you know, since they are attached to her….

So the starlet who was at one time a big deal, was making moves based on her nostalgia, because gay dudes LOVE that nostalgia shit….only to realize she needed more support, more energy, more people watching her…so she pulled out her tit on an IG live, got cast as a lingerie model for Rihanna and is now flashing some tit on her knees in the pool…which as it turns out is far more interesting than anything Jojo has done without shamelessly exploiting her tits…

Keep them tits coming so we can….

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I don’t know why Jojo’s tits were never disclosed to us before a year or two ago when she decided that it was time to use them for good, or maybe it’d be considered evil, I am not sure whether shameless self promotion to generate hype around Rihanna’s Lingerie band and Jojo’s shitty music is good or evil, but when tits are involved, I just focus on the good, which is the tits….

I mean…this is her maskless which is nice to see, busting out of a titty top, which is also nice to see….becasue like you, I like tits, on child stars now in their 30s who you know have seen some shit, or on really anyone with tits worth looking at, but since I am inclusive when it comes to tits…WOKE in the titties…all tit lives matter…

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Jojo posted some armpit fetish pics for her fans, because she knows as well as you know that dudes are fucking perverts and tits, asshole, mouths and pussies are so standard when it comes to jerking off….which is why freaks, fat chicks, monsters, and trans are trending….there’s a desensitization to hot chicks…drawing them to weirder and weird shit…in what they think is leveling up…but that’s really better handled by disconnecting from all the porn and social media smut to get things back on track and to make people normal again…so hot chicks can thrive again…weird times.

I don’t know if she’s packaging this as armpit porn, since she is also in a bikini with her big Jojo tits we didn’t knwo she had until she kept showing them to us, but I think that’s just diversion from the Armpit fetish she’s catering to….

I don’t know why she cropped out the pussy definition, but I’ll assume it’s more to direct the fucking to the armpits, but I could be wrong, it could be about the tits too, but that’s just so cliche and standard practice that I don’t find it an exciting storyline….

Her caption is:

I fluctuate a cool 15-20 pounds idk about u guys. here I am on my lighter side.

Which I’ll assume is her trying to mitigate the hate people get for her not being a fat fuck, you know girls who feel fit and hot enough to post a bikini selfie need to post it with a disclaimer or trigger warning to let the haters now “I’m not 20 pounds fatter, but I have been, so respect me at this weight, because it’s ok to post this, since I am sometimes 20 pounds fatter”……otherwise why the fuck is that the caption instead of “LOOK AT MY PITS ARMPIT FETISHISTS – DON’T YOU WANT TO FUCK EM”…..which would be more appropriate unless I just invented this armpit fetish angle and pushed it on her…which is possible….but perverts be perverts…

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This is barely an upskirt, I mean I can’t see her fucking asshole, but if I could, it’d be a far better user experience….maybe she should chat with her UX development team when planning her next slutty content initiative, so that we get what we want..

You know, consult the guy who told her to remove her top during an innocent fitness IG Live story, showing all her fans her full on tits, to remind them that she’s got tits, right before becoming the ambassador to Rihanna’s billion dollar Lingerie brand…it was all timed so perfectly…

Because a HALF upskirt…is the worst upskirt….it’s a so close but TOO far kind of upskirt and I want none of that half assed shit around here…because around here…we keep things PREMIUM…TOP quality…on a 1990s website written by an illiterate.

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I don’t know if the highlight of 2020 was being reminded of just how idiotic the general population of followers is….you know just believe what you are told because you have a weak mind and can’t explore the ideas…when it’s just easier to do what you are told…I mean that’s what the whole school system programmed people to do…then there’s all that pop culture marketing efforts to get people to buy into shitty action movies, shitty pop music, support shitty brands while pretending to care about things like the environment or black lives. or who fucking cares you’re all puppets..

So I don’t know if the highlight of 2020 was seeing that in ways we have never seen before….

OR if the highlight of 2020 was discoering JOJO had tits after she flashed them and decided to be a lingerie model for Rihanna…

Maybe neither were highlights of 2020, they just sort of happened, well Jojo’s still got the tits and you’re all still idiots…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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The only interesting advancement in JOJO’s career over the last 2 years is that we’ve figured out that she’s got big tits, that she likes to fuck, that she lost her virginity when she was young, probably after being sold to the industry where she did the whole child star thing, before disappearing with her pile of money…only to come back with tits she was ready to show off for hits…knowing that Nostalgia and the fact that she was previously famous would help get those needed views to make all her adult dreams come true…

She flashed her tits in an IG LIVE, ended up doing lingerie modeling for Rihanna’s lingerie brand, probably because Rihanna grew up watching her on her cathode ray tube television in her shanty in Barbados when planning on becoming a billionaire in America….a story that will never make sense to me…

So really, Jojo showing her fuck me boot, is hardly as hardcore as it should be, but the problem with all this instagram fetish shit, is that none of these bitches, who are all dirty enough to put their assholes out there, are putting their assholes out there.

There will be a time when all the mainstream girls doing porn, will still be allowed to do mainstream, rather than the industry finding new wholeseome talent that doesn’t sell nudes, but we’re not there yet, but that doesn’t mean that in the near future, Jojo won’t be selling nudes, she’s just not right now…and instead giving us this boot bullshit.

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