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2021

30

Jun

Jojo Big Titty Bikini of the Day

Jojo has big fucking titties…at least by my standards of big titties since I think the real big titties you find on fat chicks that hang off either side of their gunt are the wrong kind of big titties…while traditional big titties are the ideal big titty…especailly on a body that doesn’t look like it should have big tits from all the eating…

I don’t know if Jojo always had the big tits, I didn’t really pay attention to her the first round of fame, but I do know that this iteration of her is about the titties…not only is she doing her pop music thing for the nostalgic fans….but she’s also a lingerie model for Rihanna and now a bikini model for her IG…in a skimpy enough bikini that makes the tits look round and delicious…

I know what you’re thinking, she’s a talent, famous, more than just titties…to which I say, who fucking cares about any of that, it’s all about the titties and she knows it, otherwise she wouldn’t post them all the time in a celebration of the tits…obviously…it’s a marketing hook that works…breast feeding the nation and she’s not even lactating at least not that we know of….

In other news, how about that vagina tattoo….

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