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2017

11

May

Playboy Emulates Instagram of the Day

According to Julia Almendra Instagram this Julia Almendra is a low level instagram model, hot sure, but doing the same hustle all the instagram people are doing and Playboy picked up on it and produced this shoot of her, because Playboy is back in the mix, trying to claim their territory by peeing on low level models getting naked for free everywhere…in a scramble to save the brand…

You see, they slaughtered the brand in the 2000s with all the gutter low level bootleg Pam Anderson trash….then with the internet….when they partnered with Pornhub…that produced some of the most vile shoots of the most vile girls they found passed out in the bathroom at a stripclub who had a Playboy tattoo….then they pulled nudity…what the hell….and tried to go ART…when ART is dead….and now they are back to nudity…where their shoots look like low level instagram shoots for low level instagram magazines that feature nudity….in attempt to win…

It’s just fucking backwards to me…but it is happening and watching billion dollar brands total flip flop like retards is funny…they have the resources to do so much, yet they are instead a share for share hub of average already naked instagram models who don’t even have a following…it’s weird.

This still totally misses the mark..seriously…garbage pics, concept, vision…garbage.

Posted in:Julia Almendra

2017

01

Mar

Charlie Newman and Julia Almendra of the Day

I don’t know who Charlie Newman or Julia Almendra, but apparently they are models and this is some shoot for some fashion brand…that I am loving…

Not only are they hot, topless, in some amazing Euro setting, on some amazing Euro boat, but they aren’t overly posing, making me feel like some kind of pervert voyeur…because I am a pervert voyeur, but I never get to be a pervert voyeur anymore, thanks to the world being shitty, fabricated bullshit I can’t jerk off to…even the most “candid” or “honest” thing a girl puts out there is staged, designed, crafted, a facade…and sure I like all tits, all ways ,all day,..but something about this is just substantially better…

Posted in:Charlie Newman|Julia Almendra

2015

03

Jul

Hannah Glasby & Julia Almendra by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

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Andrew Kuykendall is a friend of the site…he’s also one of my favorite photographer’s out there…not that that is really saying much…you know eveyrone can capture an image…and there is so much fucking noise out there with instagram and iPhones…that everyone is a photographer…but I actually really like his pics..but I have no taste, or concept of quality…right…

That said, he shot these Amazing pics of pornstar KAYDEN KROSS for me…probably not his biggest job as he’s done a TON of different shoots…but they are pretty amazing pics of Kayden Kross…

And this recent shoot of his, unaffiliated to this site, with these babes Hannah and Julia…is hot hot…and good enough for the Fourth of July…

Posted in:Andrew Kuykendall|Hannah Glasby|Julia Almendra|NSFW