This one goes out to all the motherfuckers who have a Julia Louis-Dreyfus fetish. You know some Elaine from Seinfeld who you may not have found hot on Seinfeld, questioning Seinfeld’s taste in women, only to realize she’s actually a billionaire or heiress to a multi billion dollar real estate company in NYC, who said “I want to do comedy”, so she went to Second City in Chicago, before being cast for SNL at 21….then Seinfeld happened…which is probably when you started jacking off to her and her titties….before figuring out how to repurpose herself instead of being type cast like Jason Alexander and Kramer, by doing VEEP and some other shows…because it was never about the moeny…that 100 million she made of Seinfeld is dog shit to what she’s actually worth…

ANYWAY…She’s 59, has been married to the same dude since 1987, had Breast Cancer…seems to have survived….and still has tits, probably not real tits, you know the whole breast cancer cutting off tits situation, but who is to say her tits before cancer were real.

I have no idea why I decided to do a WIKIPEDIA on Louis-Dreyfus but it happened.

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Julia Louis Dreyfus, better known as Elaine to the old fucks…or the neighbor’s wife in National Lampoon Christmas Vacation who Clarke doesn’t like because they are YUPPIE SCUM who are fucking the traditional family values he believes so much in, and really who the fuck really cares what else she’s been in, it’s fucking Elaine, a woman I am sure you never thought was hot when watching Seinfeld back in the 90s when you only had limited TV options, but then again, you’re a pervert who likes anything with a vagina…

She is the original Billionaire daughter turned celebrity, her family own a LOT of fucking real estate, and like a Hadid or a Jenner, it obviously helped her career, only it was an era where you actually had to get to work and get jobs, rather than just stand around in a bikini for social media…and the cameras like a vapid cunt….she genuinely had to perform and audition and there’s something nice about that in this era of entitled garbage…

I guess that doesn’t mean she’s too old to stand around in a bikini, even if I think there should be a cut off age for bikinis, because old women in bikinis scares me, even if it’s really just them not caring anymore, they’ve had all the sex they’ve needed and they’re no longer trying….so they are a “who gives a fuck, look at my big tits in a bikini” kind of girl…she has that right because virtually won at life, except for the cancer… from the family you were born into, to your career, she’s good…..except for the cancer…

She’s 58 years old. She had to undergo Breast Cancer surgery in February. She seems to be doing good…keeping spirits high and her body looks pretty awesome for a cancer survivor who is 58 years old.

Here’s to not dying yet and keepin’ them titties out..even if they tried to kill her.

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