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2010

19

May

Karolina Kurkova Hits Rock Bottom of the Day

Karolina Kurkova, the fat Victoria Secret Model, who was almost fired because she liked cake but pretended it was hormonal like most fat people, like my wife, who at 300 pounds won’t fucking admit that fact that she eats more food than a small family and the food she eats is fucking disgusting shit while sitting all fucking day complaining about how hot it is as she dies too slow, miserable and drawn out cuz she’s hates me more than she hates herself and believes suicide has to be irritating for all of us, has officially hit rock bottom. You see, the second you are in on a photo-op with a useless prostitute of a woman like Victoria Silvstedt, who managed to get into the event only becuase she sells her pussy to a midget billionaire, and not because she was at one time in Playboy, is the second you should pack your bags and move back to Eastern Europe.

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