I don’t know if Katherine Ryan’s fake tits are actually 35, she may be the 35 year old and her tits closer to 10 years old, which makes you a pedophile if you’re into them, they aren’t quite 18 yet.

I had never heard of her, but apparently, she’s a famous Comedian in the UK. She is orginally from Canada, possibly my neighbor growing up, maybe we went to the same Maple Syrup Survivor School. I don’t remember her, because she likely didn’t have the tits back then…

Her claim to fame was working at Hooters in Toronto, a Hooters I have never been to, because I generally avoid all Hooters…not because I don’t like the tits, but because I don’t like food poisoning…But like Jose Canseco, I appreciate the kind of whores who work at Hooters, with their tits out for tips…the way traditional gender roles are supposed to work…she got fired for writing “Club Sandwiches No Seals” on her tits…which isn’t original…but I guess a good story to tell people in a chapter of her bullshit memoir that should read as “I am a whore with ambition and an outgoing, easy going / easy personality, The end”….

She wasn’t made famous in Canada, because it’s hard to break through here, but she’s on Netflix, doing roasts, doing all kinds of things….that allows her to afford vacationing in Maldives…like she’s not a single mother….using that stripper money from them fake tits…that have paid for themselves a few times over because without the fake tits, would she even exist…I doubt it.

The fake tits are definitely how she worked the comedy scene, comedians are losers who get excited by any tit giving them attention, so being a moderately hot chick who is easy and looks like the girls the comedians jerk off to, with moderate level of funny, the world can be your fucking oyster….

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