Kelly Rohrbach, the new Baywatch girl of the future, who I don’t find all that hot…is flashing the Valet at some hotel a full ass shot..and I have no idea what this is about, but for some reason it’s a great concept, even good execution, there’s funny, there’s sexy, there’s paparazzi – masterfully orchestrated…but I just don’t find it hot…

Maybe I don’t find Kelly Rohrbach, who was some low level bikini model from Sports Illustrated swim, which I guess makes her not that low level, because SI Swim is the top of the bikini model charts, but is still low hanging fruit and most of their girls don’t make money – but they have that stamp of approval that makes all the instagram whoring worth your time and effort…it makes you way more special than other whores in bikinis…

In her case or storyline, she has already been one of the models Leonardo DiCaprio co-signed with his penis or at least by promoting to the world as his girlfriend, because he may be gay…and has a percentage of her earnings so he turned her over to his film producer friends, who cast her as Pam Anderson in the Baywatch remake no one needs to see because it’s going to suck and you can see all these bitches in bikinis without the storyline on the internet. It’s kinda what they do…

And now she’s onto other rich dudes, and I guess casual boring but should be exciting ass flashes, is part of her marketing program.

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I’ve said it before – and I’ll say it again…Kelly Rohrbach was some low level bikini model from Sports Illustrated swim, which I guess makes her not that low level, because SI Swim is the top of the bikini model charts, you seen it’s that stamp of approval that makes all your instagram whoring worth your time and effort…you know because without a publication to publish you – you’re just doing it for yourself and that’s lame…

I think she did one or two issues because she’s still young in the scene and in being young in the scene, that means she has already been one of the models Leonardo DiCaprio co-signed with his penis or at least by promoting to the world as his girlfriend, because he may be gay…

Before turning her over to his film producer friends, who cast her as Pam Anderson in the Baywatch remake no one needs to see because it’s going to suck and you can see all these bitches in bikinis without the storyline on the internet. It’s kinda what they do…

Now Leo has moved onto old timer Nina Agdal – who has been around for a while, because I guess he likes his whores more seasoned and mature….you know where she’s trying to get pregnant to make it all worth it and to make sure

While Kelly’s just getting her career started, all being promoted in GQ UK…in a bathing suit..

She’s hot…Like I always say….good enough for leo goood enough for me…I mean good enough for a homeless man good enough for me is my other saying…I have no standards or taste – but appreciate this..

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Kelly Rohrbach was some low level bikini model from Sports Illustrated swim, which I guess makes her not that low level, because SI Swim is the top of the bikini model charts, you seen it’s that stamp of approval that makes all your instagram whoring worth your time and effort…you know because without a publication to publish you – you’re just doing it for yourself and that’s lame…

I think she did one or two issues because she’s still young in the scene and in being young in the scene, that means she has already been one of the models Leonardo DiCaprio co-signed with his penis or at least by promoting to the world as his girlfriend, because he may be gay…

Before turning her over to his film producer friends, who cast her as Pam Anderson in the Baywatch remake no one needs to see because it’s going to suck and you can see all these bitches in bikinis without the storyline on the internet. It’s kinda what they do…

Now Leo has moved onto old timer Nina Agdal – who has been around for a while, because I guess he likes his whores more seasoned and mature….you know where she’s trying to get pregnant to make it all worth it and to make sure

While Kelly’s just getting her career started, all being promoted in GQ UK…in a bathing suit..

Whores be EVERYWHERE…

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Here’s a pretty simple mathematical equation for you…

Big Titty Published Once Model Kelly Rohrbach + Sex or Fake Sex To Hide His Homosexuality with Leonardo DiCaprio = Landing Baywatch Movie and leveraging that to a Vogue Spread…because now you fucking matter and all it took was a little fucking or the illusion of fucking…

Make fucking fucking count girls…and be like this whore Kelly Rohrbach…in Vogue Beauty..lookin’ all big titty and modeling..

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Kelly Rohrbach is wet on set of Baywatch which is probably more wet than she’s ever been for Leo, because rumors I’ve heard about Leo include he doesn’t really fuck girls anymore, they are boring to him, he gets too many of them…he just hangs out with them in exchange for the PR they get for it…launching their careers…leading to a SI borderline porno/glamour model getting her big break – like she was Pam Anderson in the 90s…playing Pam Anderson in 2016s….

I think it’s safe to say that we can all agree that Baywatch didn’t need a redux. It didn’t need s redo. It didn’t need to a new movie.

Sure these paparazzi pics of the movie are popular, especailly amongst the 35 year olds, and probably the highlight of the movie…because one thing I know for sure is that these pics are better than the movie will be…

It’s a garbage idea, but I guess we’ll see how many lame 35 – 50 year old pervert dudes are still around on opening night…no one under 35 even know what Baywatch is…and that alone makes this existing so weird to me…

Not to mention, you can see these girls naked online, you don’t need a shitty storyline and shitty acting and THE ROCK to get to the tits…go for the tits…

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Kelly Rohrbach may be in GQ Mexico, but the most important moment in her career is when Leonardo DiCaprio was inside her…

I mean not that GQ Mexico has ever been the most important in anyone’s career, it’s some bootleg version of the original GQ, and the original GQ is a magazine that’s probably not that influential anymore thanks to the internet, and they probably buy all kinds of porn traffic like all these other websites do, since advertisers that overpay them don’t know better…but the pics are still hot.

You see, I don’t care if a publication is all bullshit, even VICE something the mainstream seems to see as alternative, while the alternative see as “sell outs’…are buying traffic, inflating numbers and running bullshit impressions for advertisers…it’s been a thing since the internet started and even before the internet used to print extra copies to lie about circulation only to incinerate them….so no one knows better…LIES EVERYWHERE…

I just care that they waste their money on average at best photoshoots, because boring bikini photoshoots may be boring, but Kelly Rohrbach from the back, is pretty fucking great..even if it’s boring.

We’re in a porn generation, she’s a slutty model who fucks A-Listers, she’s just angled her brand in a way that got her in some B-Movie called BAYWATCH…so she could be doing porn in these pics and we’d care for 10 – 15 seconds….

None of this shit matters…

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Kelly Rohrbach looks like the kind of girl who uses her pussy to get ahead, like some kind of low level opportunist who fucks high level people who is now on some low level movie called Baywatch…she used to fuck Leo…

I guess in her defence, all models are on some level hooking…I call it doing the same thing as street hookers, just in a higher rate hotel….with richer people who can hook them up…but it’s all the same fucking thing…

I mean she looks like a stripper…her tits were designed for lap dances, but she’s clearly smarter in how she uses them…

I call this face – the how she fucked leo up the ass face…

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I like to think she wears this bathing suit, that I am going to assume by the “fashionable” zipper on the front, is actually not state issued LA County bathing suit uniform, but rather Hollywood using some vapid cunt with a good body Leo pretended to fuck to get people to the movies…

Speaking of Vapid Cunt, I like the pussy definition in the top picture, it looks like there is a pillow I want to lay my head / mouth on….

But since she’s always in the same thing, I’m going to just imagine, it’s the same bathing suit day after day, so that it really smells like it should, even though they probably have budget for hundreds of the same suit, all of which I’d volunteer to hand wash…with my mouth…

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Baywatch the Next Generation is the “Springbreakers” of this generation, while targeting old people who know what Baywatch is because it was all we were able to jerk off to in an era before porn…while the youth don’t even remember a time before porn…so Baywatch probably wouldn’t have worked for them, unless it was a youtube VLOG on the beach with style tips pulled out of Seventeen magazine, which seems to be what the youth are watching…

The reason I call it the “Springbreakers’ of this generation is because it’s a movie that is going to be heavily covered by the paparazzi, partially because The Rock is there, and everyone loves The Rock, who is really an interesting story from failed NFL payer to Wrestler who hasn’t died of a heart attack, to the biggest action star…,but mainly because there are girls, some who Leonardo DiCaprio has had sex with mainly this Kelly Rohrbach character who thanks to Leo now exists…and is the star of what will be the worst movie ever…

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Here’s the other one who used to have big tits but doesn’t have big tits anymore from True Detective named

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Boring but 40 year old Baywatch fans are probably pumped, even though it’ll just end up like Fuller House.

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