Kelly Rohrbach is the Sports Illustrated model, who is solidifying her bikini modeling, by being featured in Harper’s Bazaar in bikini pics…

These looks like some instagram outtakes, or maybe some spillover from the SI shoot just run through a filter because bikini pics are all the fucking same…and instagram models can recreate the “art” behind a pro shoot with their fucking iphones…

I guess her team wants you to know she looks good in bikinis, and her team is probably made up or at least run by Leonardo DiCaprio, because for a while she played his girlfriend, something I think is just part of his modeling agency he likely owns, because when they are rumored to fuck him – he looks like they Playboy….instead of a homo…and more importantly…they get booked on bigger gigs like Kelly Rohrbach – who landed the roll of Pam Anderson in the Baywatch movie…which could really be the best entry point into being the hot chick in movies…the breakout performance…and all it took was Leo cock…or the lacy thereof…but the illusion of Leo cock..

She was also working out on the beach – and people are pretty pumped about it…because staged paparazzi pics are everything…

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Kelly Rohrbach is the New Pam Anderson in the new Baywatch Movie that should have never fucking happened and the fact that it did happen says something interesting about how desperate the industry is to make money…and all they know how to do or invest in is things that ride off nostalgia…whether it is comic book movies or old movies and tv shows…bring that shit back and monetize…

She got the job because she was tits Leo DiCaprio pretended to fuck, despite being gay, something that upsets every girl I tell, because they want to believe he’s this womanizer, that turns them on more than hearing he’s some man fucker, even though the idea of womanizing is what makes them hate 99 percent of men….

I’ve been told by numerous people that Leo isn’t officially a faggot, but he fucks dudes, because he’s bored of fucking girls, they all flock to him and there’s no excitement for him…and that he actually is rude to the models he surrounds himself with…

I’ve figured that the model girlfriend thing is a lie, because I know girls, and unless these well paid models are actually the hookers I say they are, they’d never want to be in a bikini or lingerie campaign with another girl who her ex is dating…

Some people rationalize it as he’s honest, straight up with them, so nice to them that they don’t care that their co-workers fuck him also..it’s a free loving, they’re just happy to be fucking him situation..

I call bullshit, ever girl I know would kill a bitch her ex fucks…if he’s really her ex…and for that reason alone…I call faggot..

But even when I tell girls I meet that he’s a faggot, they’re like “but he fucks women”..and I’m like “I don’t know about that, but he fucks men”…and they are like “yeah but he fucks women, that doens’t make him gay, that just makes him Hollywood”…to which I say, if you fuck men, even if you fuck women…you’re gay….

JUST ASK RICKY MARTIN…

Here is bootleg model, hooker, Pam Anderon in a bootleg Elle for Bulgaria….

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A video posted by @kellyrohrbach on Jan 4, 2016 at 11:26am PST

Convenient day for Kelly Rohrbach to announce her A List break-up that never was…

Kelly Rohrbach was clever enough to date Leonardo DiCaprio publicly, even though she likely didn’t ever date Leonardo DiCaprio, but rather just fucked him as he fucked other girls, she as just the one clever enough to say “make me public girl number 1″…until she cast CJ Parker in Baywatch, also known as Pam Anderson, perfect for a blonde with big tits with celebrity ties, who hung out in the right circle, who will probably help destroy this idea of Baywatch as a redux for something that didn’t need a redux….because it was a late night show, we used to jerk off to…before internet porn…nor really something we were emotionally tied into because of the story…

Either way, the rumor is she and Leo are broken up, she looks so devastated by it, mainly because it never happened…and she’s on her own hustle..

I am just glad Pam Anderson didn’t try to take the role back…and more importantly…I am glad they didn’t go with Charlotte McKinney or Emrata…..since they are clearly bottom feeding producers…with bottom feeding ideas speaking to low tier bros in their 40s…that would have made sense…but instead they did Sports Illustrated model…for the win..

I guess what I am saying is big tits chicks are interchangeable, have no sustainability, so make those tits count when you can…

Hookers.

A video posted by @kellyrohrbach on Jan 4, 2016 at 11:44am PST

More….

A video posted by @kellyrohrbach on Jan 4, 2016 at 11:38am PST

Here are some pics of her in bikini…because that’s her thing…

To See Where Pam Anderson is At…Here she is on New Years Eve…

CLICK HERE

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I didn’t like Star Wars in the 70s, 80s, 90s, 10s, or today…I didn’t understand the hype, or other kids went crazy for it…which I guess has been a theme my entire life.

I only liked the incest storyline, because incest is the fucking best…other than that, I just ignored it.

I knew kids who played with Star Wars toys, I’d bully them and tell them how fucking stupid they were, but it was a losing batter, I was outnumbered and realized that day that the general public will buy anything sold to them, that others accept, because they are lemming drones…

That said, the 4 billion dollar buy out of Star Wars by Disney, is officially releasing their movie at midnight tonight, and nerds everywhere aren’t reading this, they are too busy rocking their austistic heads back and forth in excitement…they just can’t deal..

Kelly Rohrbach, a Sports Illustrated model, what n case you didn’t know means low level model who just happened to land model lover Leonardo DiCaprio through positioning, realized that this event, was the one to wear a see through shirt to, because nerds, a very loyal audience, will be watching.

We call this strategic media planning. She’s clearly got a good team and/or logic on her side…

Either way, the only way I can tie this back to Star Wars, is saying that I’d fuck her if she was my sister, only to punish her for the family for being everything I hate and that her social climbing represents..

Good fake tits though….

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Kelly Rohrbach is the Sports Illustrated model who Leonardo DiCaprio decided to fuck…and make relevant…which was a huge step for Leonardo DiCaprio, because he’s historically only into dating Victoria’s Secret models…and Victoria’s Secret models and Sports Illustrated models sometimes cross over, but for the most part, they are an isolated breed of hooker who gets half naked….all egos who think they deserve to be jerked off to…and deserve the good life…and deserve the wealthy as fuck boyfriend…but the Sports Illustrated girls don’t get paid by the magazine, where the Victoria’s Secret girls do get paid.

Menaing, it must have been a very difficult transition for him…you know hot groupie “model” versus what he’s used to hot groupie “paid model”….when all these bitches are just fame whoring….using their looks to get in the right circles..no different than a stripper…but I’m sure she’s very in love..he’s all she ever dreamed of as a kid diddling herself to Wolf of Wall Street…

The good thing about this Kelly Rohrbach babe is that she’s not as lame as other models, she is 25 and only got into this at 24 when her acting career failed…and she’s hot as fuck…so the fact she didn’t do the whole instagram “I wanna be a model”…”but you’re a pig”….makes me think she’s less of a cunt that I assumed…which is convenient since her cunt is less of a cunt thanks to Leo fucking her…only because there’s no way that dick doesn’t have diseases…assuming he does fuck her…I’ve heard countless stories he’s a homo and that these girls are a front who he talks boys with…I mean acting is a pretty fucking gay activity and he’s top of the game…anything is possible..except the chance of you ever fucking this pile of amazing woman…Kelly Rohrbach…seriously..hot.look at these legs…

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Kelly Rohrbach is the model that Leonardo DiCaprio pretends to fuck because it makes the world think he’s not gay…

Kelly Rohrbach is well aware of this being a great PR strategy for her “modeling” career, that stamp of approval that will lead to more work, or even more rich and famous dudes, who want the pussy Leo theoretically fucked, because it’s a status thing, even though the last thing I’d want to touch is the pussy that Leo fucked, I mean if I was rich, not because I know she’s a gold digging fame whore, all girls are…or because she’s probably got an STD, as everyone’s got fucking STDs especially Hollywood, not that he’s ever fucked her…

But because if you’re rich you can get new pussy…fresh pussy…hotter pussy…

While as a broke, fat, married, mexican, old, Canadian…I figure – I fuck anything that comes my way, and none of it looks quite like this Kelly Rohrbach, but if it did, I’d be down even if I knew she was just a hooker, sure it’s an A-List hooker but still a hooker…in a world where everyone is a hooker…

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