I didn’t like Star Wars in the 70s, 80s, 90s, 10s, or today…I didn’t understand the hype, or other kids went crazy for it…which I guess has been a theme my entire life.

I only liked the incest storyline, because incest is the fucking best…other than that, I just ignored it.

I knew kids who played with Star Wars toys, I’d bully them and tell them how fucking stupid they were, but it was a losing batter, I was outnumbered and realized that day that the general public will buy anything sold to them, that others accept, because they are lemming drones…

That said, the 4 billion dollar buy out of Star Wars by Disney, is officially releasing their movie at midnight tonight, and nerds everywhere aren’t reading this, they are too busy rocking their austistic heads back and forth in excitement…they just can’t deal..

Kelly Rohrbach, a Sports Illustrated model, what n case you didn’t know means low level model who just happened to land model lover Leonardo DiCaprio through positioning, realized that this event, was the one to wear a see through shirt to, because nerds, a very loyal audience, will be watching.

We call this strategic media planning. She’s clearly got a good team and/or logic on her side…

Either way, the only way I can tie this back to Star Wars, is saying that I’d fuck her if she was my sister, only to punish her for the family for being everything I hate and that her social climbing represents..

Good fake tits though….

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