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2015

27

Jan

Kendall Jenner See Through Fashion Show of the Day

Kendall Jenner did a runway had a see through shirt….because Kendall Jenner is a real model…and this is part of the plight of the model…even when they have trust funds and have no real need to be a model…other than to make their whore mother money by third-party whoring them out…thanks to making them in her whore womb…

It’s like this girl can do anything, she could inspire the youth, volunteer with the poor, yet instead she does campaigns for brands that overpay her thanks to her social media following…while complaining about boys and her range rover…that all these little followers look up to…the future is bleak…we are doomed…

But at least she’s showing nipple…kind of…because nipple is the future…or the now…and bush is the future…but nipple still has its time to shine…before bush takes the fuck over….

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2015

22

Jan

Kendall Jenner for Estee Lauder of the Day

In the event you are looking for an update on Kendall Jenner and her farce of a modelling career….here it is…

She’s been getting work with major brand Estee Lauder, for what you can assume was a lot of money, because Estee Lauder clearly wants to target young girls, and Kendall has a huge young girl following, thanks to being on TV, friends with all the it-girls, and I guess an it-girl herself….

She’s got bangs, which is really exciting for anyone who has a bang fetish, when I assume anyone reading this site only has a bang fetish when it comes to banging, because your loser ass will fuck anything you can.

She’s also booked Vogue, because Vogue is a print magazine, print magazines are suffering, and use anyone who gets talked about, so that they get talked about is the best marketing strategy…reminding us that everyone are bottom feeding whores, sometimes it just takes a bottom feeding whore to realize that…

Here are the pics…

Here she is for VOGUE – Because she’s a Real Model…

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2015

19

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Booty of the Day

Kendall Jenner posted this butt shot of her claiming to be wearing a pair of Khloe Kardashian’s pyjamas, that we can safely assume are not actually Khloe Kardashians pyjamas, just part of the storyline some asshole who writes their show came up with…you know to get the interaction between all their accounts as some real time, after-the-show..bullshit that is just bullshit…

However if they are Khloe Kardashian’s pyjamas, and not just a marketing plug for the pyjama company, or a lame attempt to do an ass pic…I hope they were never worn, because these girls get everything for free, sharing clothes doesn’t happen,…but if it does…I hope there is no older, used up cuz she’s the ugly one, after birth shit staines rubbing up on this younger one…even though she’s probably just as dirty, kids these days..

All this to say…that ass…

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2015

16

Jan

Kendall Jenner is a Columinst for the Wall Street Journal of the Day

When the Wall Street Journal hires Kendall Jenner as a correspondent, you know that the nail is finally in the coffin of media, and that we’ve all gone down the clickback, instagram celebrity, road of what is relevant…

The media has always been dictated by the advertisers, but when you have to hire a bootleg Kardashian, raised by the vapid whore family…as the voice of a generation…even though kids her generation hate her and what she represents…it’s almost as bad as putting her fat sister on the cover of Vogue, instead of some import car magazine she belongs on…

This is what Kendall and her hired Ghost writer had to say:


“I feel like I grew up too fast a long time ago. Having older siblings, you grow up around adults, so you mature more quickly. I saw my sisters and parents working every day, so I was pretty much brought up to be a workaholic. But I just turned 19 a couple weeks ago, and I’m scared to be 20—it’s the first step out of being a teenager.”

Here are her being the social influencer that WSJ wants as part of their team to get some level of relevance…..Instead of breaking important fucking stories..

Garbage..

Here are some old pics of her because why the fuck not…

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2014

31

Dec

Kendall Jenner’s Bikini in Dubai for New Years of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Kendall Jenner…who represents the legacy or at least the future of a family that represents all evil or the WORST OF 2014…a pawn in the master plan of the devil mother, to have birthed two – three generations of profitable pussy…that she is more than happy to exploit…because it’s allowing her to live her dream through every single one of them…

The Kardashians are all that is wrong in the world, this is their future leader, ringing in 2015….like a little slut that she is…all cocky, confident and we can collectively hope that their tabloid fodder, celebrity family, falls the fuck off this year…because they’ve been “relevant” whole being irrelevant far too fucking long…

But at least she looks as good as this…like all hot bodies…they become tolerable…

Happy New Year….

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2014

29

Dec

Kendall Jenner Baby Cameltoe of the Day

New trend…pose your cameltoe next to a baby…not that this is an actual cameltoe, but with a little pulling on the front of her pajama pants, totally could be, because she’s a Kardashian or whatever the fuck the Kris Jenner’s maiden name is, and genetically, built so that their vaginas eat anything their vaginas face that offer any level of opportunity or money….be it black cock, rich cock, athlete cock…or in this case Pajama pants…

Nothing this 19 year old “it” girl, thanks to the world being a horribly place, and the media sucking, is wholesome “look at me on christmas fodder”…it is all designed to monetize…making her the fucking worst…and giving us all hope for a family trip that ends in Natural Disaster, or Air Asia level missing plane, because it’s always the people who need to die, who don’t die.

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2014

26

Dec

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Christmas Video of the Day

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne are attention seekers. They position themselves to be as relevant as possible by associating themselves with the right people, or working with the right people or even by doing any and all stunts they can for the media to talk about them….which is probably why they are together in this Christamas video for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR ….that is actually Christmas themed…but that lacks sex appeal…unless of course having your headlights on these idiots is porn to you..knowing you could run them over and end them….something that probably should have happened in this video…but that didnt’…fascinating…

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2014

23

Dec

Kendall Jenner and her Mom Dancing for Christmas of the Day

I know a few people who have fucked mom’s and daughters…not at the same time…but they still did the double generation…I even know a guy who did three generations…in the same fucking week at an all inclusive resort…the idea is hot…you know the cute looking mom, with the cute 18 year old daughter who likes the idea of fucking her stepfather thanks to the interent destroying her soul when she was 10 and she was introduced to porn, and now, despite being totally normal and cute, is actually a total fucking nympho who takes nudes all night, masturbates all day, and wants to get chocked out and spat on, which blows your fucking mind, because you are in your 40s and no girl was ever into such vile shit, not even the most desperate of porn chicks, but we’re in a new generation…hot as fuck generation…

But for some reason, a reason I call the Kardashian’s being sent from hell to shit on popculture, and prove that we as a people are doomed, seeing mom and daughter famewhoring just makes me feel uncomfortable…because it’s weird…no matter how hot of a body tranny’s daughter has….this level of desperation and putting themselves out there…is fucked….but something for people to talk about, because people care…even though I absolutely don’t care…I am just so trained at updating this stupid site that I post everything I don’t care about to punish my miserable life…

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2014

17

Dec

Kendall Jenner for Dazed of the Day

I refuse to watch anything the number 2 most searched “model” on the internet does…because she’s a Kardashian and the idea of contributing or being polluted by her bullshit…really doesn’t interest me….but for some reason I feel like putting it on my site that millions of people see – for them to watch – just so they can let me know if it is shit or not, and maybe they can go home and talk about it with their friends, pretty much doing way more good for her than if I just watched the shit…but at least I still didn’t give them my view….but I guess I gave them your view…

All this to say…she may be the worst and part of a shitty rich family but at least she’s hot…

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2014

08

Dec

Kendall Jenner for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s christmas in lingerie dancing to shitty music for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR …that you know they don’t give a fuck about casting Kendall Jenner, other than the fact that she’s super fucking famous and that she will market the fuck out of this Santa in lingerie performance, because it adds legitimacy to her modelling career, and legitimacy is all she craves, seeing as for the rest of her life she will always be in the shadow of her sister’s fat ass, because her ass is so fucking big, she can’t help it, and because…that’s just what her career is based on…even if she has a different name….

All this to say, I’ll watch any 18+ year old dancing sexy for Christmas, because I like to think that’s what Christmas is all about….the sex.

Isn’t that what it says in the bible? When you realize that Mary wasn’t a virgin and that Jesus is in fact a bastard baby porn in a shed…

Not that it matters…because nothing matters…especially not this..

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