It was Easter, so girls everywhere were finally able to post pictures of themselves in fetish bunny ears, or really any bunny ears, or really any easter themed activity, trying to be cute, becasue any excuse to post a picture on social media is a good one, bitches love themselves…and more importantly all the likes that you give them…

So Miley and Kendall Jenner are both attention seeking fame whores, they are just better than the average social media fame whore, because they’ve made millions of dollars doing it…

So here are their easter contributions, Kendall’s a throwboack fashion shot with no pants…Miley in a bathrobe…with her friend…covered in white facial cream…both irritating as fuck…so they are both winners here….

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The rumor is that the younger Kardashian affiliate, who isn’t quite a Kardashian, but rather a product of whatever the whore mother was before gold digging a rich Armenian lawyer in the 89s, and a pro Athlete from the Wheaties box of the 70s turned woman Jenner….but she’s still on their shit show…she’s still the one trying to be more legitimate than all the others, taking her fame whoring to a more fashion and modeling, rather than porn and hip hop video route, but she still has a fucking ass…

She’s not all that hot, but that ass seems to be, especially because she’s skinny, even when pushing out her ass, that’s just how girls are built these days, whether it is GMOs or not, fake or not, the roundness of asses on all girls has substantially improved the last decade…and I appreciate a fat ass on a skinny girl, as long as it’s not too fat..

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I have seen Kendall Jenner in person, she’s not all the impressive, but at least she’s tall and skinny, so that counts for something, especially when she has big dreams of being a model, and thanks to her sister’s porn and her mother’s whoring, she’s got a big enough following for brands to say “we’ll use her to get her audience”….

So I don’t really follow anything she does, or is into…but at the same time, I am all about young girls whoring themselves because their mother whored them out…and made them think this was their dream…to get the family more fame and money, every angle she could…from sex tapes to Calvin campaigns…they’ve got all bases covered…the modern day Partridge Family…

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Kendall Jenner is a model now that her mother has positioned her properly…so it would only make sense that she would do Vogue the first time she gets the chance, even if it is actual a feature on Biber, because he’s still stupidly famous, because she probably whined at him about it long enough..because they are “friends”….

The fact that I know this…as a grown man…depresses me, but what doesn’t depress me is staring at Kendall, who isn’t all that hot in person, but who is skinny as fuck, because she’s trying to be a model, you know, apply her vapidness to something that has more respect than being cast on your porn sister’s reality show…because she is in a bikini…

I think we can all agree that Vogue is officially on the level of People Magazine, in trying to be relevant, doing tabloid shit, instead of being on the cusp of fashion, they’re trailing behind and can’t keep up to the internet…but I guess they still have a strong brand name…and that’s what matters…not the fact that this looks like a shitty mall brand newspaper insert ad…

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Kendall Jenner is officially famous…she’s reached 2,000,000 fans on instagram and she posted a cleavage pic to celebrate it…I am surprised this self involved twat didn’t do an acceptance speech like instagram followers were an Academy award, because thanks to her sister fucking dudes for money in video and Ryan Seacrest…she’s been on a TV show, an “It-Girl”….and now can command even more money for her self produced modeling…that isn’t real modeling but rather instagram model…thanks to the world putting so much weight on this…

The whole thing is dumb, but to remind you just how dumb, Kylie Jenner posted this pic in her underwear to celebrate her 2.7 Million dollar house that she got to buy…

She also wore a see through dress…

Together Kendall and Kylie Jenner did this fake art / fashion film for Pacsun …because they are talent and can do anything they are paid enough to do..

So much garbage I’d stick my dick in all at the same time…

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She’s tall, she’s skinny, her dad is getting a Sex Change, her half sister of some other ethnicity is a pornstar that carried the family to the mainstream, her other half sister is OJ Simspon’s daughter, her mom was an aspiring, moved to LA to party with rich men and get impregnated by them so that she could live the Beverly Hills life, rather than the dumpy aspiring model life, finally living out her dream with her amy of what is it, 6 kids that destroyed a vagina that was probably already ravaged, you know thanks to the 80s in LA, being the whore at the party, which is how she got into the party, there to service the rich men who only get off being the weirdest of sexual deviants….

Which is just the level of fucked up you need to buy your way into the fashion model life…I mean that level of trashy glamor, coupled with….a shit ton of instagram followers brands know she’ll promote them to the younger audience with…

Either way, here’s some highlights that aren’t even exciting at fashion week…she may be the best thing about the Kardashian movement, which isn’t saying much considering they are the fucking worst, and one cute girl can’t redeem that…

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Kendall Jenner is in a bikini for Allure. It may not be as hype as her topless with prosthetic tits for Love magazine, but she still a bit of a babe, much prettier than her dad turned mom, turned car accident that ends with death, tranny…and less offensive to look at that her half sisters who were also whored out by the mom they share…but at least this one is whoring out in a way that makes me want to see her vagina….unlike her sister, who launched her career by showing her vagina, get railed by a black dick that she could have probably fit 4 more inside of her gaping mound, before being given a TV show…you know still a little mystery, even though this one was raised as a TV character and probably so delusional, believing all her publicity, and possibly the worst fucking person in the fucking world…but at least she’s skinny and half naked for a fashion magazine…right?

Here is an instagram she posted…that is probably unrelated to this..but still whoring…and we like that…

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I felt like I kept Kim Kardashian on the top of the site long enough, so why not throw up the new generation Kardashian, the younger, skinnier, richer, brattier one who is just as self involved, narcissistic, ridiculous and hungry for attention, doing some low level erotica with lesbian it girl, thanks to having all the right friends, and it isn’t really hot, or interesting, or fun…but I guess…it’s still worth looking at and possibly question why you would care or why you would jerk off to this, as you’re supposed to to fashion shoots, but I wouldn’t invest that much energy into it…just look at it and move along…neither of these twats are that great…

Here’s the shitty scissioring…

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