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2015

27

Apr

Gigi and Kendall Jenner Celebrate a Tranny Dad’s and Birthdays of the Day

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Kendall Jenner posted this Gigi Hadid picture because they are BFF eveyrone…they are up on some new generation Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian bullshit…with their psycho hollywood stage parents…trying to maximize exposure…while possibly hating each other for each other’s success…shit talking each other as these girls do…or just getting together in their local Calabasas hang out spots…after calling the paparazzi..to laugh about how stupid the world is…and how they are collectively winning even though their trust funds would clearly imply that before they were even born they won…because money makes the world go round…

So I guess this is just paving the way of the E! spin off show, as you know Ryan Seacrest who probably fucks Gigi to piss off her dad who probably fucks Ryan Seacrest’s ex girlfriends…as these LA sugar babies go…and the Kardashians own that network…and it just makes sense based on their shitty following.

The whole thing is dumb..especially when they aren’t posing nude/half nude/etc.

All this to say, it’s nice seeing her celrbrate as her dad…is busy inspiring the world with his story of wearing their panties…

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2015

21

Apr

Kendall Jenner Coachella Private Plane Thigh of the Day

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I have a new fetish…

It is called rich kids flying in a private jet to Coachella, which is an hour and a half drive, because rich kids can’t be seen in cars, not even town cars, or tour buses for that hour and a half ride, like a bunch of fucking peasants..as rich kids have places to be and things to do…like sitting by the pool all day…and/or being whored by their parents…

Now I don’t hate that someone paid to fly Kendall to Coachella, like she was a hooker in Dubai…I actually like it because she’s showing thigh…and because it reminds me how cunty the generation has become…because if they can’t fly private…why fly at all.

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2015

20

Apr

Kendall Jenner’s Car on Naked Ass of the Day

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Kendall Jenner went out and decided to show one of her many talents that the family call “road tripping”…where she assumes the doggy style position naked…and puts a toy car on herself…to balance that shit…

It’s one of the many tricks the Kardashians learn at a young age, along with sex with black men, donkey shows, ping pong shows…and how to be a spoiled entitled cunt who doesn’t deserve what they have but don’t know any better…because they’re mom stole their soul to the devil…

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2015

18

Apr

Kendall Jenner BTS GQ Video of the Day

While I was out drinking pretty much all fucking day..these pictures and BTS that’s fashion for BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO of the Kendall Jenner for GQ…grabbing her tits…on YOUTUBE…because it is OK when GQ does it…and when Kendall Jenner Does it…but when I do it it s porn…you fascists bastastards…

Nones of this matters…it is not even hot…but she is the best of the Kardashians…which isn’t saying much….

I am sure this twat has no personality, she’s up on some Michael Jackson, Lindsay Lohan, raped by your parents figuratively…raped by producers literally…all to get the dream done..

But she does have a young hot body…and can’t hate on that…ever….

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2015

15

Apr

Kendall Jenner Does GQ of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is an it girl, everyone knows she’s an it girl, even people who don’t give a fuck about it girls, or this pop culture bullshit, know who she is…and that’s not necessarily na exciting or amazing thing…but it probably is to her, since media hits are a currency in her family…

Well, she’s official now that she’s got a GQ cover…she matters…it happened…she exists…and thanks to her relentless crazy mother…it’s safe to say…unlike the other flash in the pan whores…she’ll be around for the next 10 years…unless of course a miracle happens and the family dies in plane crash..not that the relentless mother would allow that…but we’re all allowed to dream…and I guess what it comes down to is that the only one worth saving is this one…so maybe GQ’s got it right…

Here are the pics..

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2015

13

Apr

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini for Coachella of the Day

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I don’t know if the highlight of Coachella gossip is that Kendall Jenner had Amber Rose kicked out of a party because Kendall Jenner is a media powerhouse who controls who can and can’t go into parties….

I just know these people are all a bunch of fucking idiot media whores crying for attention, trying to stay relevant, abusing their spoiled brat position, all for something that ultimately doesn’t matter at all…

It’s like who gives a fuck about the Kardashians, or Kendall or even Amber Rose…

They do not matter in the grand scheme of your life, my life, humanity…etc…they just represent all evil..

But at least they are doing it in a bikini….

If you’re not into that – here’s Kylie’s ass, that may be ass implants…in a tight dress..

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2015

11

Apr

Kendall Jenner, Bieber and Hailey Baldwin do Coachella of the Day

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If you didn’t have a reason to go to Coachella this year, book your flight now, because Bieber is there and as you know, anywhere Bieber is, is the place to fucking be…because he’s not a cheesy, popstar or anything….he is the embodiment of all things cool..and I guess these young, rich, celebrity, it-girls in bikini tops are too…

I guess what it comes down to is that as a 45 year old man….why the fuck am I posting this? Seriously..I should be filing my taxes or going to my kid’s high school graduation or fasting for my colonscopy….or some shit that other 45 year olds who have never heard of any of these idiots because they don’t pollute their lives with pop culture nonsense and focus on what is important….cheating on their wives and paying the mortgage….

Either way, here are the pics…

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2015

08

Apr

Kendall Jenner’s Easter Bunny Continues of the Day

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The nice thing about the Kardashians as a whole is that when they find a good thing, meaning something that goes a little viral for the family, they milk that shit like it was the cow sister Khloe, you know OJs daughter, tit…

Or maybe a better reference is that they milk it like it was Kim Milking black cock…because black cock has been her everything…from the start of her career to the source of her baby…and every husband and dramatic curve in her story in between….

Here she is as easter bunny who lost her pants…while hiding her face so no one knows it is her for a magazines…

Here she is opening a door…

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I Prefer When She Gets Finger Banged By Her Sister…

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2015

07

Apr

Kendall Jenner Bikini Snap Chats of the Day

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Here are some Kendall Jenner Bikini Snap Chats, because she hasn’t figured out that snapchats are for pussy pics, and pussy videos and not bikini pics…but I guess that worked out OK for her, because there are apps and screenshot capabilities to turn her whoring that is supposed to disappear forever, even though nothing disappears forever, last forever…and I guess the funny thing in all this is that we all know her mom is the one who released these…cuz that’s how you whore out your motherfucking daughters, I mean that…and release a sex tape…obviously…

Speaking of whoring…here’s tha video of these Jenner sisters with Daddy Turning into a Mommy issues…touching each other for incest fetishes!!

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2015

06

Apr

Kylie Jenner Puts her Hands Down Kendall Jenners Pants on Snapchat of the Day

You can thank their mom and older sister for raising them properly…I know…I do…but only because the Kardashians’are everywhere and totally intolerable, but still everywhere, meaning, if you have to live with some bullshit,like the Kardashians, and they are bullshit, it might as well involve the ones that are the least Kardashian…involved in incest…teen incest…

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