Gay dudes have been wearing fetish gear as club gear since gay dudes started going to clubs for sex.

I guess that’s trickled down into the mainstream…the hetero/ semi-hetero mainstream since nothing is hetero anymore…Everyone’s a faggot…

Well, fetish gear has reached the point of teeny boppers….

These girls are now hitting up the sex shop for leather straps and accessories designed to get fucked in…which woould make sense since everyone has grown up on hardcore porn and are sexually weird…

Not to mention it looks kind of futuristic, and I guess girls started wearing sports bras to the gym, or underwear as outerwear in the 80s thanks to Madonna, to boy short underwear as pants with ass cheecks hainging out and crop tops…to g-strings around hips in the 90s low-rise jean movement…meanign this Kendall Jenner strapped ass is not weird enough..

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I think it’s unfortunate that Kendall Jenner, who we know as one of the whores in the whore family, is booking what I would assume big campaigns for print and I guess commercial…like she was a model..and not an instagram / social media celebrity due to being on TV…

When I know that this Kendall Jenner, has been raised amongst some of the biggest fame whores, even her dad grew tits for the cause, not that she can call him a dad, not because he has tits, but because he was too busy being a self involved ego to actually raise her…making me think that she could have done more for this brand..or really any brand…

What I am saying is that use the model jobs for the real models and use the Kardashians for what they are good for…spreading their fucking asses for attention….

I see no ass spreading in this video and thus…this video…is a misuse of this rich as fuck pile of shit…

In more interesting news – here she is whoring in her underwear – paid for by Calvin Klein – in a Selfie.

In more interesting news – here she is riding her sister…

In more interesting news – here’s here sister in a porny shoot….

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As an old as fuck pervert, I don’t think I will get fully comfortable, or bored of, or acclimatized to leggings, because I remember an era of ill-fitting jeans, and leggings being worn with an oversized sweatshirt…meaning this movement, that is over a decade old at this point, thanks to American Apparel making it accessible, is almost magical, especially when girls size down and the shit is see through….often times pantyless and supportive enough to make shape their bodies right…even fat chicks who shouldn’t wear leggings are awesome to me….because leggings..

That said, here’s Kendall going to the gym, to stay in shape because she’s superficial thanks to her modeling career her 70,000 dollar faced father turned mother probably didn’t pay, but rather had paid by Ryan Seacrest, to help make this shit show happen, and stage parent mother, who really only cares about her kids when she’s not too busy whoring at least one of them out, which is never, because her vagina, like a DUGGAR has shat out some shit…literally…in what is clearly the worst STD to haunt the fucking world…

Apparently, Kendall is in Montreal this weekend because either she, or her friends are fucking Lewis Hamilton and it is an F1 Race…meaning there’s a small chance that Kendall and I will make sweet love…because sometimes you can’t fight destiny…even if I hate her family, what she represents, I don’t hate this ass enough to let it sit on my face…for a few hours…even if she’s less of an ass and more of a cunt…

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A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Jun 3, 2015 at 2:37pm PDT

When you’re dad comes out to the world as a woman in his big reveal…like this was Extreme Makeover before it became Extreme Home Makeover to mask how terrible the fucking show idea was…taking mom away from the kids to give her 3 months of extreme surgery turning her into another person…because the world is a vapid, superficial place, not that Bruce Jenner was ever really present for the kids, he was too busy cash grabbing and whoring them all out, because people love attention…

You should always wear short enough jumpers to show the world your ass cheek…it’s not only today’s fashion, but encoded in your hooker DNA…

I’m into this.

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