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2015

19

Aug

Kerry Washington’s Booty in SELF of the Day

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40 year old Kerry Washington, who was in 12 Years as a Slave, and/or Straight Out of Compton, and/or Every Tyler Perry Movie, and/or The Help, and/or Crash, and/or Selma, and/or Django Unchained and/or RAY and/or The Cosby Show…is now in SELF MAGAZINE.

Yes…I am making a joke about Hollywood being racist…that is not that much of a joke, what is a joke is that people are pretending Straight Out of Compton is a black movie, ignoring the fact that every hip hop show I’ve ever been to, has been 85% white kids…I also like that people are talking about the “beefed up” security like it is a black thing, when really it’s a marketing thing…

All this to say, I love all women, black women included, black women don’t love me, possibly because of my small penis…I generally don’t care for old ladies, like Kerry Washington, but I don’t mind staring at her ass in pictures of her posing, because she’s still hotter than most 20 year old white girls…

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Here’s the video..

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2014

17

Oct

Kerry Washington “No Make-Up” Tits of the Day

Kerry Washington didn’t wear make-up for this shoot for whatever magazine this is…but she did show off her tits so that you could really not fixate on the fact that she wasn’t wearing make-up – not to mention I have a hard time believing that she wasn’t wearing make-up – or at least shot in some soft light or proper lighting these pros know all about – or more likely that she wasn’t photoshopped to look a little less tired while remaining tired tired looking enough to claim she’s not wearing make up…

I mean there are giant letters on her fucking head…it’s safe to say this has run through some image software…unless they tape that to her shit before shooting…and I guess none of that matters when showing cleavage…

The good thing in all this is how insecure it will make all the make-up free women who don’t look anything like this without make-up…I like when the media does this unrealistic expectations thing…

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2012

03

Dec

Kerry Washington’s Hot Enough Photoshoot of the Day

Kerry Washington is some 35 year old actress who is aging pretty proper…which is convenient since she’s a fucking actress….and has to be on TV and in movies and half naked in photoshoots to compete with the younger. blacker girls…

She’s been in Ray, Last King of Scotland, and she’s gonna be in Django Unchained….which I guess this is promo for…sure she’s not half naked enough for my kind of publicity shots…but she’s pretty fucking hot…and reminds me that I need to have sex with a black girl…cuz I haven’t yet…not because I’m a racist…but because they are….

Either way, here she is.

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