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2009

24

Sep

Kevin Federline’s New Girlfriend Legs of the Day

Her name is Victoria Prince and her claim to fame is that she is dating Kevin Federline and I wonder how that shit happened. I mean we all know the story of the man with the potent sperm and ability to get anyone pregnant, that he practiced on some black chick before perfecting on Britney, you know cuz when he was in there he didn’t want to fuck up the lottery ticket god had given him and his piece of trash self.

Was she a Britney fan and wanted all things Britney? You know that everytime his dick slides in her she hears the faint sounds of “hit me baby one more time” playing back in her head.

Was she swept up my K-Fed’s charm that landed him the biggest popstar in the world, and did she believe that he would amount to something huge in the music industry since he already mastered being huge filling out his XXXL t-shirt. Hoping that K-Fed would make her famous….

I guess what we do know for sure is that she will end up fat, pregnant and alone and the weridest thing in all this is that I just wrote a post about this bullshit.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Girlfriend|Kevin Federline|Legs

2008

14

Feb

Kevin Federline on One Tree Hill of the Day

In case you didn’t realize, my images are still not working, so I am forced to post video. I figured that having a site that doesn’t fully work sucks, so I might as well throw up videos that suck. Here is K-Fed on the show One Tree Hill doing some acting while the girl he ruined is in the gutter somewhere . I have never seen the show and don’t expect to ever see the show, even if I owned a TV and it was the only thing on every channel and I was told that if I didn’t watch an hour of TV a day, I would die…because I’d rather be dead than be subject to this kind of teenage girl smut.

Watching K-Fed try to formulate a sentence he probably spent days trying to memorize in his thick redneck hip hop accent is funny, it is about as natural as his intentions to marry and knock up a popstar for a solid retirement plan, but I have a thing for bad acting, it reminds me that what I am watching isn’t real and I wish I could bad act my way through life but people would just look at me weird. I tried it once when ordering coffee and I pretended to forget my lines and the bitch working the cash had no patience for that and served the person in line behind me. This is a cruel world we live in and I’ve learned that first hand….

I just hope his performance in pretending to love Britney was a little more believable, but I guess it wouldn’t really matter if it was, she was probably too busy not showering and making him eat her rank vagina filled with his 3 day old super-potent sperm to notice….I guess we all believe things we convince ourselves to because we think they will make us happy….that’s why hindsight is 20/20.

K-Fed, will you teach me your masterful ways in financial planning and introduce me to some rich starlets who will be my Valentine after I trick them into marrying me and destroying them emotionally after they let me knock them up?

Posted in:Acting|Kevin Federline|One Tree Hill