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2015

02

Mar

Kim Kardashian for Ad Week of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a serious business, which is almost a joke in and of itself, but maybe it is more representative of where we are as a species…it’s like latch onto someone you grew up with in LA because you were both rich who was famous for doing nothing because of her last name that people could relate to because they spent many middle of the road vacations at the Hilton….leverage that into a porno tape that spun into a Ryan Seacrest produced TV show…thanks to the right managment and PR team…stay as compelling as possible so people buy into your shit…then peddle fucking shit…that comes your way..making you a shameless self promotor…turned billionaire…

I mean, whether she’s a genius, or it is just that easy, with a “when you’re in, you’re in, and people will just throw money at you, while they world buys whatever you’re selling”…she still managed to pull it off…and here she is in Ad Week, because that’s all she really is…one giant ad…selling garabge people are buying…or as I like to call her…the infomercial with the dumbest ass…

Here are some Kim Kardashian Close Enoughs….because she is a movement…a horrible, painful bowel movement…but still a movement…

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2015

27

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s 27 Million Followers Half Naked Picture is Jokes of the Day

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I am more interested in whether this dress is White / Gold or Blue / Black…Even though we all know it is White / Gold….but looks Blue / Black sometimes…

Because this dress is more important than anything Kim Kardashian has done or will do…

SHe’s a pile of shit, the color of shit, who likely smells like shit, from all the shit she puts in her shit..

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SHe’s a pornstar in her mid 30s, who was a socialite party girl rich kid, that the public made famous for no reason whatsover…

She’s not hot, she’s not sexy, and all the bootleg versions of her make me want to throw up with their waist training and ass implants…like her sister, OJ’s daughter, the monster…who proves with the right investment, even she can look good…

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Everything about her is fake, low grade garbage….her family fucking sucks, and fuck you for following her, all 27 million of her…why do you people still care…what the fuck..

More importantly, why does she think, as a mom in her 30s, that this is hat her 27 million fans what to see. Why does she think people care to see her half naked…it makes no fucking sense to me…why is this being shoved down my throat…why does this exist…

We’re all fucking doomed…fuck you pop culture.

All this to say, Beyonce, who has 27 million followers too, you know almost as famous as Kim Kardashian….posted this workout video…

A video posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on

I don’t know what is worse…

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2015

06

Feb

Kim Kardashian Naked for a Magazine of the Day

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Just yesterday…a wise man….wrote:

It amazes me that Kim Kardashian’s new found talent is selling magazines by getting naked.

More importantly, it amazes me that the general public is interested or buying into Kim Kardasahian getting naked in magazines to go viral, even though she is a fucking virus, one so bad it’s killing off our youth…

It’s like they don’t remember that when she was 25 she filmed a sex tape / porn, and you can see her getting railed by black dude…you can google that shit and see her actually naked…when she was younger and prettier…less damaged and fat….with a different kind of desperation that was appealing not just greedy and disgusting…

I mean she’s old as fuck now, sure I approve of everyone getting naked in pictures….it’s not a big deal…but I don’t understand why this one. is one people care about…based on everything she’s done to get to this level…She’s the fucking worst.

The fact is that she doesn’t need to be doing this nudity shit, she’s a mom now, filled with plastic surgery and disgusting…10 years later…and people like seeing it…who the fuck cares..but apparently everyone cares..

I like to think it is because they think of her as a public restroom that has been fucked so many times and is just running the best scam in modern hitory…the Tila Tequila that worked out…and people are into her naked because naked is awesome, even when it is gross, because you can point and laugh…

So here she is being “artistic” and fashion, instead of just fading the fuck out…and your interest in this Barnyard animal..is the real problem here…

Here are the pics..it’s all a dumpy and disgusting joke…

Here’s More

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2015

05

Feb

Kim Kardashian Naked for Love Magazine of the Day

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It amazes me that Kim Kardashian’s new found talent is selling magazines by getting naked.

More importantly, it amazes me that the general public is interested or buying into Kim Kardasahian getting naked in magazines to go viral, even though she is a fucking virus, one so bad it’s killing off our youth…

It’s like they don’t remember that when she was 25 she filmed a sex tape / porn, and you can see her getting railed by black dude…you can google that shit and see her actually naked…when she was younger and prettier…less damaged and fat….with a different kind of desperation that was appealing not just greedy and disgusting…

I mean she’s old as fuck now, sure I approve of everyone getting naked in pictures….it’s not a big deal…but I don’t understand why this one. is one people care about…based on everything she’s done to get to this level…She’s the fucking worst.

I’ve already mentioned this issue of Love MAgazine they are milking…at least once in reference to her diaper looking ass HERE ….make it stop.

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2015

02

Feb

Kim Kardashian Bare Ass for Love Magazine of the Day

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Kim Kardashian has figured out that the follow up to the sex tape, was to have a few failed marriages and a kid, because it would distract people from the sex tape, until they stopped caring about her, when all she ever wanted and all she ever knew was people caring about her….

So she shows her ass in fashion magazines, it went viral, they proclaimed it broke the internet, when really it just broke our souls…

And she’s back at it, because she loves the attention her ass gets and mooning is her new marketing hook…

There was a strategy leak, and not the kind that we’d encourage, like from one of her ass implants, but instead just of her ass from a creepy angle…

The magazine comes out February 9.

Here’s a preview:

VIA LOVE MAGAZINE

How about another Kanye Super Bowl Selfie

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