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2015

Sep

Miley, Kim and Others Masturbate on Facetime for Interview’s “ME” September Issue of the Day

Fashion photographer Mert facetimes his subjects for the latest Interview Magazine….

Because this is the selfie generation, who needs cameras and photographers, when the real compelling content is being let into people’s bathrooms or bedrooms, so that they can put on any type of intimate performance for whoever they want, or they can pretend it is an intimate performace despite being scripted for interview magazine because these idiots are all puppets….

Nice and porny, like “Hey look at me, I’m an attention whore who masturbates on cam like every girl in the world, I am just like you, only I leak this shit or do it for fashion magazines”….which a secondary hope that you cum to it…because we want you to imagine facetiming us…instead of girls you meet on tinder…or some shit..

Here’s Miley’s amazing Facetime Session…

Here’s Kim K simulating masturbation on Facetime for a magazine…we’ve seen her fuck when she was pre trans….we don’t care.

I assume Selena will have one…

J.LO

And Posh Spice Beckham…

And Madonna…

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2015

Aug

Kim Kardashian is the Tranny in the Family of the Day

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I know we’ve all seen Kim Kardashian’s vagina, or what we think was her vagina, but based on her Botox, over-made-up face, I would like to re-watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape, to really see if there is every a shot of her face and pussy in the same frame…because I’m thinking maybe…the black dick we all thought belonged to Ray J…was actually Kims….

I know this pregnancy thing ruins this theory, but Kanye’s sexuality supports where I am going with this…and that is that Kim K, is a chick with a dick….and tits..tits…she’s being coy about showing because that’s her model face…or maybe it’s just her tranny face that can’t move due to the botox…whatever…

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2015

Aug

Kim Kardashian Nude Pregnant Selfie of the Day

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It’s pretty obvious that the timing is perfect for Kim Kardashian to drop her pregnant selfie nude on instagram, because it’s always a good time for anyone to post nude selfies on instagram, even cows like Kim Kardashian, who is the worst kind of fame whore…but people still care and still watch her family, especially now that the young one turned 18 and the world noticed for about 2 seconds it didn’t deserve…

I am just surprised it wasn’t a ready to drop porn video, because she’s just that kind of person…anything to get noticed…but I guess she’s not a drug addict down on her luck…homeless person who is only pregnant because she can’t afford the abortion, so she does ready to drop porn to get through it…because Kim Kardashian is more rich as fuck and pregnant because it fits into her aggressively marketed storyline…and this is supposed to be seen as “beautiful”…not trashy…even though the thought of her reproducing is terrifying, not that she’ll raise the kid, so it may be saved, but because her genes should have died with her dignity many years ago when she chose this whore life.

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2015

Aug

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Tit of the Day

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I hate posting on these people, especially this one, the leader of the trash, at this stage in her career, of a mom of two who looks like a gutter hip hop vixen, because she is, Not that she has a career, but she makes a lot of money, because she figured out the formula that is use the media to win…

From socialite to pornstar to billionaire…

But I love how terrifying this pic of her pregnant tits are…but not as much as I love that I know Kanye cheats on her…and she even jokes about it:

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2015

Aug

Hilary Clinton and Kim Kardashian of the Day

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While everyone was watching trump, Clinton was owning social media…by attaching herself to a selfie with two of the most horrible thing America has to offer…Kardashians…they suck you in, eat your soul and take your money…

I am not American, so I have no opinion on American Politics, but I am a logical person, and would say this is a blatant attempt to draw attention on herself, using “celebrities” who shouldn’t be celebrities, but are celebrities, because America is doomed…and the scary thing is, celebrity is enough for the massive, uneducated, consumer American who shops at Walmart and lives in poverty, and watches reality TV and reads tabloids, are the masses…and this probably will win Clinton votes…

Imagine if your great politicians of the past, if that ever existed, used porn slut marketing tools to get votes…

Oh what the world has become…

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2015

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Creepy AD of the Day

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It is safe to say that any brand that uses Kim Kardashian for their campaigns, doesn’t have taste, doesn’t have a quality product, and doesn’t have a quality idea, but instead do something that make absolutely no sense, but stars Kim Kardashian….because that’s all you need to get people talking…

So they spent millions of dollars on her, to hve her “hit her head”….and not die, something I can’t support, only to become Marie Antoinette, and the sad part, is when she comes back to life and becomes a cheap 90s race, flashing back to when Kim K was just a club kid….and it’s just totally fucking detached from anything of quality…but it happened and I’m talking about it and I can’t stand this family…so…

I think the Kardashian highlight this week is

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2015

Jul

Kim Kardashian for Vogue Spain of the Day

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Here’s some Kim Kardashian in Vogue Spain, because like Rolling Stone, and so many magazines before them, they figure, the world is obsessed with this whore family, let’s all milk them like the cows that they are, even though we all collectively agree that we want them to disappear…and die off…rich kid groupies with sex tapes shouldn’t be this “important”…

That said, the marketing hook on this one is that she’s got no make-up on, something that I don’t believe, because she’s put on so much make-up over the years, that she’s always got make-up on, not to mention all the plastic surgery and fillers and other bullshit like her Kanye cum soaked face…and retouching…there’s absolutely no such thing as a Kardashian that is “natural”….or “pure”…

These are the garbage hookers of our generation…and they need to be killed off…

Nice diaper trick..

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2015

Jul

Kim Kardashian Pig in Mud of the Day

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I guess this is the equivalent to a pig in mud, if the pig was human, fame whore…pile of silver coated shit…that is still shit…even if coated in silver…

Sure it is debatable whether this pig is human, since everything this pig does and the way this pig looks, would point to her being a pig, but not so much the cute animal that we kill and eat as bacon version of a pig, but rather the embodiment of what calling a person a pig really means….

She is disgusting…so here are pics of her by Juergen Teller – That I’ve already posted – but whatever..

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2015

Jul

Juergen Teller’s Picture of Kim Kardashian’s Ass of the Day

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Juergen Teller is one of the best photographers in the world. Definitely in the top 20 and I guess it only makes sense that he’d be hired to shoot the Kim Kardashian idiots for some magazine called “System”…that is supposed to be a racy as fuck shoot, but that I guess is only this picture for now, which as far as I’m concerned is racy as fuck, because this big is disgusting and this is teetering on obscene….

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2015

Jul

Kim Kardashian in Rolling Stone of the Day

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I hope the most exciting news today isn’t this picture of Kim Kardashian’s big cleavage for ROLLING STONE …a magazine that I know was very relevant for a long time…back when it was creating interesting content around actual bands..back in the 70s…but I guess like everything, the interent happened, and in keeping up with the internet, they need to cover what is popular and bullshit, like Kim Kardashian…

It’s like “Put that slag on the cover, she’s done nothing, but she’s been impregnanted by Kanye and he’s a musician, and she’s got tits, and people like her”..

It’s like “Why not get Terry to shoot her, he’s compelling, maybe we can get some of those Paper Magazine Hits”…

Only…with a lot more desperation and failure…

I mean fat chick in a push up bra…why the fuck would anyone care…oh right, cuz she’s pregnant, a fame whore, her stepdad wears a dress and her sisters are whores…and they have a TV show…

It’s safe to say, fuck these distractions from life, they aren’t even hot. Get over the Hip Hop hookers.

Here’s a video of her on how to take a bikini selfie…but she forgets to mention photoshop..and professional photographers…

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